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Stubie (1817 D)
16 Jun 15 UTC
Learnt something new about the Dip Rules yesterday...Spaces with 2 Coasts
I may not be the only one but I did not realize that a fleet can support a unit sitting on a coast it cannot access. So for instance, a Fleet in the West Med supported a fleet sitting on the Spanish North Coast. Learn something new every day...
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ssorenn (0 DX)
23 May 15 UTC
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Let's actually talk about something important !!
Go BlackHawks!!!!!!
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steephie22 (182 D(S))
14 Jun 15 UTC
French: Is this sentence correct?
En ce moment, je gagne m'argent avec la conception de sites Web.
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Gunfighter06 (224 D)
12 Jun 15 UTC
So, this happened:
http://www.cbsnews.com/news/naacp-chapter-president-rachel-dolezal-accused-falsely-portraying-black/?ftag=YHF4eb9d17

Now I have officially seen everything. Thoughts? Is race a "choice"?
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y2kjbk (4846 D(G))
27 May 15 UTC
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Mafia IX Sign Up Thread
Details inside
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Jeff Kuta (2066 D)
14 Jun 15 UTC
Why are Libtards and Conservaderps so easy to Manipulate and Control?
http://www.alternet.org/culture/why-are-americans-so-easy-manipulate-and-control
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Sh@dow (3512 D)
05 Jan 15 UTC
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Site Feature Additions
The mods have often invited suggestions for feature changes and I wanted to check if there is anything in the works for the following:
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A_Tin_Can (2234 D)
11 Jun 15 UTC
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webDiplomacy usage statistics
See inside
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Boromacat (100 DX)
14 Jun 15 UTC
Any good press you feel the need to share?
If anyone sees EvanInc, give him hell for me please.
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Yaleunc (11052 D(B))
11 Jun 15 UTC
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Split's Top 7 Active Gunboaters Series Results for games 19-22
Title a bit of a misnomer for these 4 games as one of the 7 players was not particularly experienced at gunboat.
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thomas dullan (422 D)
09 Jun 15 UTC
The Literary Circle: Under Milk Wood: Dylan Thomas (ISBN: 9781780227245)
As my first discussion subject, I have chosen Dylan Thomas's "Under Milk Wood", a semi-comic dream-like short story, part narrative poem, part "play for voices".
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semck83 (229 D(B))
03 Jun 15 UTC
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The next step: transabled
So, what do people think about this?

http://news.nationalpost.com/news/canada/becoming-disabled-by-choice-not-chance-transabled-people-feel-like-impostors-in-their-fully-working-bodies
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Frost_Faze (102 D)
13 Jun 15 UTC
Need a Peru player
Hey Diplomacy People!

Just started a new game, and the Peru player seems to be inactive. So just come on and hop in.
http://webdiplomacy.net/board.php?gameID=162716&msgCountryID=5
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krellin (80 DX)
09 Jun 15 UTC
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Krellins Konsulting
It's been so long since I have passed my wisdom upon this wretched lot. And...having so recently been castigated as a *bad bad* boy....I thought perhaps that I should endeavor to pass my lessons-learned upon the woefully inadequate intellectual buffoons that truly need my help. So please...

The Doctor's Office is Open. "Dear Dr. krellin....
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krellin (80 DX)
10 Jun 15 UTC
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Dearest A_Tin,

I find your questions disturbing, on so many, many levels. IN this world oh heartache and pain, in this world of dishonesty and deceit, in this world of haves and have-nots, do you not realize that there are poor, lazy incompetent schmucks who, with all the time in the world on their hands, can not achieve a "win"?

You disgust me on so many levels. This drive to win...to OPPRESS the less fortunate...can only come from the mind of a wicked and corrupt soul.

This desire to seek assistance to better yourself...yes, I said it...BETTER YOURSELF...when so many others are satisfied with whatever falls on their plates....what drives this HORRIBLE greed?

Competition? The need to belittle others? A self-serving desire to achieve greatness?

It's not that you have bit off more than you can chew...because you acknowledge that victory is within your grasp if only I would reveal the secret. So where others are content, you think you need more? You think you can..no...MUST be better?

Well...I won't do that to you! NO!

Can you imagine what all the bleeding heart Libtards around here would DO to you if you, of your own volition, sought to learn and improve and succeed where others are content to take what randomly falls their way?

What the fuck is wrong with you, seriously?

Hell no I won't tell you how to achieve your victory! I would never do such a terrible disservice to you...because with one victory, you will want....what? Another? And ANOTHER?!?!

You might become competitive!!!

And with this knowledge, those pathetic wretches who are unable or unwilling to do as you have done...what of them? You will grind them underfoot? Pile on their defeat so that you can savor your success?

I think your best course of action would be to seek a Citrus orchard, pick fruit for the fat and lazy until you have come to terms with your disgusting need for success.

Begone, foul wretch.
krellin (80 DX)
10 Jun 15 UTC
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Dearest PE,

Your girlfriend loves the slight bend in my cock...even when she sits and spins upon it.

Now...not to give you a lesson in geometry here, but if she can take my curve in 360 degrees...then...if she wanted it, she could take you curve in the single way *you* have ever given it to her...

krellin (80 DX)
10 Jun 15 UTC
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Dearest Warden,

A most intriguing question. Fascinating.

On a serious note, there would be no Star Wars without the Trek, and yet, having recently watched every Star Trek movie in one long weekend upon the death of our beloved Spock, I was shocked to discover just how truly horrible some of the franchise is.

Jar-Jar Binks aside...the most racist character in all of movie making...the sometimes horrifying examples in the Trek collection can not be excused.

Really? Traveling back in time to save the hyper-intelligent whales, or whatever the fuck that was? Good f*ing god...

The Wars movies, for all their faults, for the horrible actor that was the adult Anikan, still have an intriguing story, first and foremost because of the whole incest story-line...because, let's be serious, before Leia finally settled upon Han Solo, you *know* she hit that Luke Skywalker in the maintenance room...but you *know* Han Solo - who is a scoundrel, a villian - no doubt hit every brothel from here to Alderon before he "went good" and joined the Rebel Alliance...

Anyway...I stray from the point.

Sure, Kirk only lived becuase McCoy can cure every venereal disease in the known universe...which is why he was always so close the man-whore Kirk's side...but that just doesn't reach Skywalker Family Love time.

So. Star Wars. Hands down.
Yeah, Star Trek has Kirk, who's good pal Dr. McCoy i
krellin (80 DX)
10 Jun 15 UTC
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Dearest Jamie,

JMO would not tread on you.

My dog wouldn't tred on you.

Hell, not even Kirk would tred on you after a drunken bing on Romulan Ale...

More to the point, not even *this* alcoholic would give you a second look, no matter how much you like to wink at me and low-ride your pants on Thong Thursday....
krellin (80 DX)
10 Jun 15 UTC
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Dearest Espi,

Meaning of life? According to the Libtards, to give all your shit away to the undeserving.

Ironically, all those same Libtards think it is to crush your enemies and take away their points.

So how the fuck am I supposed to know? This place is a fucking mental institution.
Jeff Kuta (2066 D)
10 Jun 15 UTC
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OMG. All is clear now after reading krellin's response to WardenDresden.

krellin is just a poor misunderstood soul who needs a copy editor!
krellin (80 DX)
10 Jun 15 UTC
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DEarest Vashta,

Defeat is meaningless. Play to win, and forget your defeats.

Most of the pussies around here play for the draw...because god -forbid they fight to the end and gain victory or die trying.

But more important....please refer to "Dearest A-Tin" you cold-hearted selfish piece of shit. Stop trying to oppress the simple-minded.
krellin (80 DX)
10 Jun 15 UTC
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Jeffy-poo,

This is a serious endeavor. The weak comments of the simple-minded have no place here, as I'm sure those seeking my sage advice would agree.

Please phrase your comments in the form of a belittling question, you frothy nutsack.
krellin (80 DX)
10 Jun 15 UTC
**NEXT!!!!!**
krellin (80 DX)
10 Jun 15 UTC
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Dearest Warden,

I see you submitted another blathering blah blah blah....keyboard, possessive, shitsucker nonsense blah blah blah.

I'm not constrained by the idiotic "rules" that all you assclowns feel society must adhere to.

Why should some work and earn a living, while others stick their hand in your wallet and bend you over without the proverbial lube?

Such injustice all around me...and YOU demand that *I* adhere to a standard of good conduct?

Fucking hypocrite. Your' lucky I even speak to you in a nominal form of Engrish....
krellin (80 DX)
10 Jun 15 UTC
<Advertising> Dr. krellin *IS* paid by +1's. Just sayin...
VillageIdiot (7813 D)
10 Jun 15 UTC
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"Defeat is meaningless. Play to win, and forget your defeats.

Most of the pussies around here play for the draw...because god -forbid they fight to the end and gain victory or die trying."

Ok, i'll +1 that one...
krellin (80 DX)
10 Jun 15 UTC
Dearest VillageIdiot.

Fitting name. Please form phrase comments in the form of a belittling question.
ILN (100 D)
10 Jun 15 UTC
Dr Krellin,

Recently, it had happened that i went to a public washroom. The washroom was deserted save for one person in the stall. This person was sitting on the toilet alright, but his legs were stretched out and the feet reached even further than where the stall door ends. Additionally, the feet were trembling like crazy. Was said person either
1) having a seizure
2) taking a ferocious dump
3) or jerking it?
Also, say i were to hypothetically wait until the person came out. Would it be wrong for me to then hypothetically inspect the stall?

-ILN
krellin (80 DX)
10 Jun 15 UTC
Dearest ILN,

I'm not sure I understand the question? Are you under the impression that the three options presented are mutually exclusive?? Because...well....heh heh...
krellin (80 DX)
11 Jun 15 UTC
All the Libtards and general deviants had all your questions answered.

BTW...Phone accepts "LIBTARD" as word without trying to autocorrect. I.e. the Phone Gods and Social Media elite acknowledge the scourge of Libtardism....
Espi (338 D)
11 Jun 15 UTC
Dear krellin,

Is there a way to get krellin to not hate me if I am a liberal?

Dear Dr. Krellin,

Do you like Huey Lewis and the News?

Regards,
Patrick
krellin (80 DX)
11 Jun 15 UTC
Dear Espi.

I don't hate Liberals. I hate Libtards.

Libels make rational arguments. Libtards are middle sheep. Most Libtards can't acknowledge the difference. Most Liberals are ashamed to admit their ranks are infused with Libtards.
krellin (80 DX)
11 Jun 15 UTC
Not middle... Mindless sheep. Sigh.... Dammed phone
krellin (80 DX)
11 Jun 15 UTC
Dearest Vashta,

Huey rocks. WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?

Dude... You need a new drug...
Dear krellin,

Why are you asking what is wrong with me?

-Vash
krellin (80 DX)
11 Jun 15 UTC
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Dearest Vashta,

I reject you. Your prescription is insufficient for your needs. Please consult your shrink. You fail to amuse me and the WebDip community.
Thucydides (864 D(B))
11 Jun 15 UTC
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Dear Krellin,

How Can I Cure Myself Of My Pernicious Racism And Sexism and White Guilt And Become An Upstanding Member Of Society, Like You? Teach Me The Ways Of Personal Responsibility And Respect For Authority
Valis2501 (2850 D(G))
11 Jun 15 UTC
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Dear Krellin,

I've become almost as shit as you at playing this game for the same reason that I can't stand idiots and I tell them the honest truth rather than sucking up. Can you please explain why you're so terrible in the slim hope I don't follow your pitiful path of obsolescence?

Sincerely,
Valis2501

P.S. Pls notice me senpai

P.P.S. I unmuted you just to ask this question

P.P.P.S. I'm remuting you now but I check the forums in an incognito browser every 15 minutes in case I miss something important anyways

P.P.P.P.S. can I have a locket of your chest hair?

P.P.P.P.P.S. come visit us in Boston babe =(
Wusti (725 D)
11 Jun 15 UTC
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Dear Krellin

Why are you such a Cretin, are they thinking of changing the spelling in your honour, and why is Valis such a brown-nosing fucktard?

W
Squigs44 (273 D)
11 Jun 15 UTC
Dear Dr K,

The majority of my friends have recently become libtards. If I acknowledge them as people, then I lose respect for myself. However, if I choose to not associate with them... let me re-phrase that... once the inevitable happens, I won't have any friends left. Where can I find some self-respecting people to make friends with?

Squigs
Chumbles (791 D(S))
11 Jun 15 UTC
Dear Dr K,

None of my friends come round anymore; I told them how your sage advice has transformed my life. Now their eyes half-close, their noses wrinkle, their mouths screw up tight like they've sucked a lemon, they mumble an excuse and rush off. What should I do to turn things around?
Espi (338 D)
11 Jun 15 UTC
Dear krellin,

Why does Valis like/hate you so much? Why are we asking you for advice?
trip (696 D(B))
11 Jun 15 UTC
Oh Wise One,

My game is completely in the tank right now. Total dog shit. And while self-doubt has not invaded my kitchen, I've noticed it outside beating the bushes. I need a get off your ass and back in the game pep talk that only you can give. Please advise...

Curb-stomped in Philadelphia

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orathaic (1009 D(B))
11 Jun 15 UTC
Research shows chimp tool use...
... Appears gender biased.

Not that this tells us much about humans, but the conclusion of 'maybe human tool use developed in the same way' is still interesting.
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ERAUfan97 (549 D)
11 Jun 15 UTC
I had to put my dog down today
:'( :'( :'( :'(
I loved coming home to that dog. She was the best dog in the world. Always cheered me up after a bad day.

Death is a cruel cruel thing. Let's all take this time to remember our past animals and the happiness they provided us
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wjessop (100 DX)
11 Jun 15 UTC
Live replacement needed
http://webdiplomacy.net/board.php?gameID=162751
Italy, good position.
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ERAUfan97 (549 D)
10 Jun 15 UTC
I'm back snitches!
It's been a whole year. What I miss?
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Hamilton Brian (811 D(B))
11 Jun 15 UTC
The Beer Series Table
This is where standings will be submitted during this anonymous series.
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VashtaNeurotic (2394 D)
10 Jun 15 UTC
Who Here Plays Hearthstone?
I'm bored again and just wanted to know who here are the site also plays "Wizard Poker"? If so, what is your favorite card? class? deck? streamer? Do pay to lose/win or use a free account? More importantly, what do you think of the new features?
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Eigil (100 D)
11 Jun 15 UTC
Help: Can't join any games
Hi Guys, I'm new to webdip, just made an account, haven;t played any games, and it seems I can;t join any - Everything in the joinable tab is spectate only - halp pls?
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Ienpw_III (117 D)
07 Jun 15 UTC
Any interest in a 100 D game?
I'm thinking 3 or 4 day phases to allow for some good negotiating.
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thomas dullan (422 D)
09 Jun 15 UTC
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The Literary Circle (A Book Club)
In
http://www.webdiplomacy.net/forum.php?viewthread=1264575#1264575
abgemacht suggested the establishment of a book club. Great idea!
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ILN (100 D)
10 Jun 15 UTC
Heartwarming Documentary
http://www.aljazeera.com/programmes/witness/2015/05/unwasted-poland-150510113808546.html
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wjessop (100 DX)
09 Jun 15 UTC
GoT S5 E10 'Mother's Mercy'
What do you think the main surprises will be?
For the Watch, presumably? Walk of Penance, obviously. Lady SH, not impossibly?
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GreGwar (350 D)
10 Jun 15 UTC
invalid order ?
I'm trying to support a move from york to Belgium, channel is convoying.
I get a message saying thats invalid .
I tried with Channel supporting the convoy york-bel by north sea and it is valid.
How comes ?
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Franz Ferdinand III (188 D)
10 Jun 15 UTC
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Live world game!!!!!
gameID=162624
Please join!!!!!
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peterwiggin (15158 D)
10 Jun 15 UTC
Replacement Russia needed
A member has requested that we ask for a replacement Russia in this game:
http://webdiplomacy.net/board.php?gameID=162324
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Live Anc Med
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Cricket Master (100 DX)
09 Jun 15 UTC
please join
http://webdiplomacy.net/board.php?gameID=162581
We need players who will play
Password is cobra
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