@flemjem: "and now a string of Obama's fumbles...."
Wow. Mutherfuckinjust wow.
Oops, I allowed a bunch of assault weapons to be sold illegally to known drug cartels ... My bad, dropped that metaphorical football. And the other team scooped it right up and scored a touchdown ... Which is to say they murdered a bunch of people with it (the metaphor breaks down at some point)
Oops, I wasn't holding that ball very well, as I was running past the defensive line, (and by defensive line, I mean the AP, and by football I mean wiretaps on the press)Yep just dropped the football all over the place, fumbled it ... My bad
What a pathetic minimization of some pretty fucked up deeds.
Jeffrey Dhamer's lawyer should have tried that:
"ladies and gentlemen of the jury, you can't convict my client for a few fumbles ... That severed head in his refrigerator was accidentally fumbled there, he just couldn't maintain possession. No worse than a football player, really, when you think about it in football metaphors"