After a few months of living here, I think I have a bit of an understanding of the nature of the troll. After all, I am the leading/most importantly retired scientist working for NSF. And as part of our research program, we overview certain species and the likes in order to get a better idea of how they feed and what their habitats are like, so that we can better integrate them into our zoos. Recently, I have been living among the trolls in order to do this. Acting like one and living like one has allowed me to see what they would do in several different scenarios. Thank you for your cooperation, I will be leaving now that I have classified three new species! We can add to the troll list, Tettletonius chewicus, Tettletonius krellinus, and Tettletonius hellaltinus. As well as several knew sub-species! The Abgemachtus, under the chewicus branch. The Obiwanobiwanitus, under the hellaltinus branch. As well as the Draugnaus and the Yellowjacking, both under the krellinus branch. Again, thank you all for your your cooperation. These animals will be transfered to the National Zoo as soon as preparations are complete!