So a blonde, brunette, and redhead are all in a car accident and go to hell. The devil meets them there and offers them a chance to go to heaven. He leads them to a staircase with 100 stairs and tells them a joke at each stair. If they don't laugh the entire time they can go to heaven.

He tells about jokes before the brunette cracks up so he sends her to hell.

The redhead gets another 25 stairs before she can't help it, the jokes hilarious and she cracks up and goes to hell.

The blonde is doing fantastic, though she has a slightly puzzled look on her face.

The devil runs out of jokes after 99 so he says screw it, go to heaven and the blonde starts cracking up. The devil looks at her confused and asks why she's laughing. She looks at him and says...I just got the first one.

A blonde walks into a library, goes up to the circulation desk, and says "I'd like a burger, fries, and soda.". The librarian frowns and tells her, "This is a library." Embarrassed, the blonde whispers, "Sorry. I'd like a burger, fries, and soda."

What do you get when five blondes stand on their heads?

Three brunettes, two redheads.

Q: Is krellin real?

A: no

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Oh look! Thucy the Retard is posting comments towards what he thinks is something imaginary. And....ohhhh....stupid boy is linking to pretty pictures again. Isn't that cute?

Go rape some villagers, Thucy. Nobody cares about you, you fucktard halfwit.

Best blonde joke (except it's real) ever:

http://s191.photobucket.com/user/ns-mymyspacelayouts/media/MissTeenUSASouthCarolina2007-glitte.gif.html

I recall my friend from South Carolina saying he'd still marry her.

Wouldn't marry her (gotta be able to have an intelligent conversation when she gets older and I've worn out the fun parts), but I'd bang her in a heart beat. Course then my heart would probably stop beating.

Five blonds come running out of a house hooting and roaring and screaming "Three days and 6 hours! Three days and 6 hours!"
A passer by asks "What are you lot so excited about?"
"We did the jigsaw in three days and 6 hours and on the box it said three to five years!"

What's the difference between a blonde and a toilet? The toilet doesn't follow you around when you are done using it.

An intelligent blonde...

So this brunette, redhead and blonde were on a island. Eventually they stumble upon a lamp, the blonde rubs it and out comes a genie.

The genie declares that they can each have one wish.

The blonde wishes that she was smart enough to get off the island. The genie turns her into a redhead. She then decides to build a boat, and sails it away. However the boat wasn't well made and sank.

The redhead, seeing the blondes failure, asked for an unsinkable boat. She sailed away, but got lost at sea.

The Brunette asked for a million dollars, and walks off the bridge to get to the mainland.

This blind man walks into a bar, and orders a few drinks. After he is a little drunk, he asks the bartender if he wants to here a dumb blonde joke.

The women sitting next to him, being blonde is offended. She tells him:
"you must be blind to want to tel a dumb blonde joke right now given whose in here. There are 5 blondes sitting near you, one is a black belt in karate, one in kung fu, one in tae kwo don, and 1 of them is a professional wrestler. Knowing this are you sure want to tell this joke?"

The blind man responds: "In that case no, I wouldn't want to have to explain the punchline 5 times.

Those are the only 2 good blonde jokes I have. I know far more racist jokes then dumb blonde jokes.

So out with the racist jokes then. go make your thread. Or go log on with your forum multi and make your thread...either way

krellin @ Or go log on with your forum multi and make your thread...either way

inb4 siliencing

I don't have a forum multi. Why would I need one?

I thought it was all the rage these days.

krellin (userID=25361), .... (zultar, this one's yours, buddy)

A young brunette goes into the doctor's office and says that her body hurts wherever she touches it. "Impossible," says the doctor. "Show me."

She takes her finger and pushes her elbow and screams in agony. She pushes her knee and screams, pushes her ankle and screams and so it goes on, everywhere she touches makes her scream.

The doctor says, "You're not really a brunette, are you?"

She says, "No, I'm really a blonde."

"I thought so," he says. "Your finger is broken."

bump so I can get more +1's

I believe people who are not me shouldn't be +1 whoring so blatantly but then again I also enjoy not being silenced so I +1ed everything in this thread to cover all bases.

Lol, no worries of that unless you accuse me of being pink floyd

No worries. We all know Zultar is pink floyd.

ulytau, userID=7211, you have been silenced for cheating accusation.

Damn European hypocrite.

Why did the blonde throw out her vibrator?

It chipped her teeth.

What do you call a blonde who hasn't employed the services of a hairdresser for 3 weeks?

A palomino...

So zultar, how does being a European hypocrite get a person banned? Is there a joke I'm missing?

What The Czech said.

How can you tell if a blond has been using the computer?

There's whiteout on the screen.