Anarchy Chess

[CaptainFritz28]

unfortunately for all of you... I have just hit 30 weapon kills. that means...

TACTICAL NUKE, INCOMING!

I set the board forwards in time past the nuke's impact, saving the game at the cost of our lives.

[JustAGuyNamedWill]

ICBM gambit counterdefense (real chess defense btw)

[JustAGuyNamedWill]

As a being outside time and space, Pengwinja has to clutch up for white here, as everyone else has perished

[Pengwinja]

As a being outside time and space, Pengwinja has to clutch up for white here, as everyone else has perished

I control reality for my entertainment, and if i wanted to win i could. I am the true neutral party. I prefer betting money on the thing and also protecting my moon. If you insult my moon, you will know true suffering. Because I bet $3.1415926 dollars on white, I reanimate white team. Also, because Will spoke about my true power, he has a REALLY nice mustache. Oh yeah, he also controls a legion of biblically-accurate moon angels. I also make another moon because I can.

[Pengwinja]

And to make it fair, and actually probably extremely unbalanced in favor of white team, KingofthePirates is now Kirby, who is canonically a god.

[Pengwinja]

I also give Kirby the copy ability of a moon, although they can get rid of it at any time. But now I watch as true ANARCHY CHESS BEGINS. THIS IS THE TRUE BEGINNING OF ABSOLUTE CHAOS. MUAHAHAHAH- *cough* AHAHAHAHAHHA.

[JustAGuyNamedWill]

Godlike pink sphere vs Will (nice mustache)+ biblically accurate angels

[JustAGuyNamedWill]

Pick a side, fellow humans

[Pengwinja]

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Live photo of Pengwinja looking at me after I sealed him into the vacuum chamber (I’m going to launch him into space)

I just realized how accurate this picture is to how i look. Did you check my social media accounts? MoonLovr47?

[DiplomacyandWarfare]

As a being outside time and space, Pengwinja has to clutch up for white here, as everyone else has perished

Actually, I survived due to existing in a quantum singularity.

[Pengwinja]

As a being outside time and space, Pengwinja has to clutch up for white here, as everyone else has perished

Actually, I survived due to existing in a quantum singularity.

“Hey, moon lords only allowed.”

[Pengwinja]

I give Dip&War a comically large Ampersand, which allows duplication, and is big.

[kingofthepirates]

Godlike pink sphere vs Will (nice mustache)+ biblically accurate angels

kirby is a pacifist, and wishes to bring peace to all by performing one hell of a concert. kirby invites you to join. do you accept (kirby called dibs on vocals)?

[CaptainFritz28]

Ha! I lied! I told you we would all die, but in reality I knew of a way to transport myself forward in time along with the board! Unfortunately, due to Godlike power and quantum singularities, I was not the only survivor...

I play "de-deification" on kingofthepirates and Pengwinja, removing their Moon Lord and Pink Sphere benefits.

Also, I second Dip&War's Jurassic Rook, which, as we all know, automatically passes it through all three chambers of the Supreme Anarchy Chess council, making it irrevocable law.

[Pengwinja]

Godlike pink sphere vs Will (nice mustache)+ biblically accurate angels

kirby is a pacifist, and wishes to bring peace to all by performing one hell of a concert. kirby invites you to join. do you accept (kirby called dibs on vocals)?

I tell Kirby that the opposing team stole their apples.

[kingofthepirates]

Godlike pink sphere vs Will (nice mustache)+ biblically accurate angels

kirby is a pacifist, and wishes to bring peace to all by performing one hell of a concert. kirby invites you to join. do you accept (kirby called dibs on vocals)?

I tell Kirby that the opposing team stole their apples.

Kirby is angry. prepare for war.

kirby immediately re-sucks his deification abilities. He also eats the Moon Lord ability. Kirby has now gained the power of 2 franchises, those being: Kirby and The-Legend-of-the-Person-Who-is-not-the-Main-Character (Legend of Zelda). Kirby declares a new doctrine of the 'Almighty Poyo', and begins to use full Triforce and Star Allies Sparkler boosted swallow in order to use his swallow ability on CaptainFritz28. Are you ready to face the wrath of Nintendo? Because ready or not, here it comes...

[JustAGuyNamedWill]

Will decides his mustache is too valuable to lose, and goes back to earth to get some old spice and gel.

[Pengwinja]

Let me out Kirby, LET ME OUTTTT.

[kingofthepirates]

Let me out Kirby, LET ME OUTTTT.

Poyo!
Translation: not yet, Nintendo must present a united front across all its franchises.

[CaptainFritz28]

kirby is a pacifist, and wishes to bring peace to all by performing one hell of a concert. kirby invites you to join. do you accept (kirby called dibs on vocals)?

I tell Kirby that the opposing team stole their apples.

Kirby is angry. prepare for war.

kirby immediately re-sucks his deification abilities. He also eats the Moon Lord ability. Kirby has now gained the power of 2 franchises, those being: Kirby and The-Legend-of-the-Person-Who-is-not-the-Main-Character (Legend of Zelda). Kirby declares a new doctrine of the 'Almighty Poyo', and begins to use full Triforce and Star Allies Sparkler boosted swallow in order to use his swallow ability on CaptainFritz28. Are you ready to face the wrath of Nintendo? Because ready or not, here it comes...

Hrrm! Hngg hmjhe janfnf mmf!

(Translated from muffled screams:) I'll get you for this! Initiate ICBM gambit!