Real moon, people. I live there, i would know. The Wi-Fi there is horrible.Wattsthematter wrote: ↑Fri Mar 15, 2024 12:43 am1. exf2 en passant Bxg17+
2. Hxr5+ skipped
3. 0-0-0-0 Pot Of Greed, Knife F5,set 1
4. F Smy-Lvp (per the 1937 Bratislava addendum) Forkxf5
5. Dice lands in that mice hole I've been meaning to fix, and if you give a mouse a dice... Utraque
6. Rg1
7. Bishop to Rome, promote to Pope, a piece that acts like a queen, is always capable of capturing bishops, and acts as a second king
8. both queens move to Ankara, and make it therefore an Ankara Crescent
9. e4 Jurassic Rg1
Oh btw this is 5d chess with multiversal time travel. Jurassic rook basically resets the game but now I have a rook on g1. Also we're in an alternate timeline.
10. Uno reverse card (alternate reverse multipoliversal time travel activated), moon attacked (it’s actually a space station)
11. e5
Anarchy Chess
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Re: Anarchy Chess
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Wait, do moons have Wi-Fi? Am i on a space station? That would explain the one guy in a black suit with breathing problems…
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Live photo of Pengwinja looking at me after I sealed him into the vacuum chamber (I’m going to launch him into space)
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instant DQ for an incorrect quote; the english dub of the episode actually uses the line "Now stone soldier, destroy the moon". very different idea.
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womp wompJustAGuyNamedWill wrote: ↑Fri Mar 15, 2024 12:56 amLive photo of Pengwinja looking at me after I sealed him into the vacuum chamber (I’m going to launch him into space)
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I steal the moon, after an unnecessarily complex plan with girl scout cookies and yellow aliens. I place the moon on space f5.
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On behalf of the Green, I am suing you for irreparable damage to the ecosystems of the world resulting from your gross misuse of the object called 'the moon'. I will be seeing you in court, and I shall be acting as Judge, Jury, Executioner, and Prosecution.CaptainFritz28 wrote: ↑Fri Mar 15, 2024 1:00 amI steal the moon, after an unnecessarily complex plan with girl scout cookies and yellow aliens. I place the moon on space f5.
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In response to that, I tap 3 mana and cast Absorb: counter target spell, and gain 3 life.kingofthepirates wrote: ↑Fri Mar 15, 2024 1:04 amOn behalf of the Green, I am suing you for irreparable damage to the ecosystems of the world resulting from your gross misuse of the object called 'the moon'. I will be seeing you in court, and I shall be acting as Judge, Jury, Executioner, and Prosecution.CaptainFritz28 wrote: ↑Fri Mar 15, 2024 1:00 amI steal the moon, after an unnecessarily complex plan with girl scout cookies and yellow aliens. I place the moon on space f5.
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Well the fish was green, and green and red are opposites on the color spectrum, so this move is invalid
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I offer a draw and do Jurassic Rook again. We have now regressed to the point in time when the game has not started.JustAGuyNamedWill wrote: ↑Fri Mar 15, 2024 1:42 amWell the fish was green, and green and red are opposites on the color spectrum, so this move is invalid
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But the fish is colorblind, meaning that the playing of a colored uno reverse card is offensive to it, and the fish sues you for emotional damages.JustAGuyNamedWill wrote: ↑Fri Mar 15, 2024 1:42 amWell the fish was green, and green and red are opposites on the color spectrum, so this move is invalid
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I am offended by the fish being offended. I countersue the fish and employ the fish as my lawyer.CaptainFritz28 wrote: ↑Fri Mar 15, 2024 1:53 amBut the fish is colorblind, meaning that the playing of a colored uno reverse card is offensive to it, and the fish sues you for emotional damages.JustAGuyNamedWill wrote: ↑Fri Mar 15, 2024 1:42 amWell the fish was green, and green and red are opposites on the color spectrum, so this move is invalid
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I play "caveman castle" meaning that the jurassic Rook is castled with the caveman king, sending the Rook back in time and leaving a king at g1.Diplomacy&Warfare wrote: ↑Fri Mar 15, 2024 1:53 amI offer a draw and do Jurassic Rook again. We have now regressed to the point in time when the game has not started.JustAGuyNamedWill wrote: ↑Fri Mar 15, 2024 1:42 amWell the fish was green, and green and red are opposites on the color spectrum, so this move is invalid
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Too late. The stipulation was not made that the board was submerged, and so the fish has already died. (Don't you know that fish can only breathe in water?)Diplomacy&Warfare wrote: ↑Fri Mar 15, 2024 1:54 amI am offended by the fish being offended. I countersue the fish and employ the fish as my lawyer.CaptainFritz28 wrote: ↑Fri Mar 15, 2024 1:53 amBut the fish is colorblind, meaning that the playing of a colored uno reverse card is offensive to it, and the fish sues you for emotional damages.JustAGuyNamedWill wrote: ↑Fri Mar 15, 2024 1:42 am
Well the fish was green, and green and red are opposites on the color spectrum, so this move is invalid
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I stab the fish.CaptainFritz28 wrote: ↑Fri Mar 15, 2024 1:59 amToo late. The stipulation was not made that the board was submerged, and so the fish has already died. (Don't you know that fish can only breathe in water?)Diplomacy&Warfare wrote: ↑Fri Mar 15, 2024 1:54 amI am offended by the fish being offended. I countersue the fish and employ the fish as my lawyer.CaptainFritz28 wrote: ↑Fri Mar 15, 2024 1:53 am
But the fish is colorblind, meaning that the playing of a colored uno reverse card is offensive to it, and the fish sues you for emotional damages.
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I counter-castle the rook to rayo's number of moves before the game started, banishing the king into the future.CaptainFritz28 wrote: ↑Fri Mar 15, 2024 1:55 amI play "caveman castle" meaning that the jurassic Rook is castled with the caveman king, sending the Rook back in time and leaving a king at g1.Diplomacy&Warfare wrote: ↑Fri Mar 15, 2024 1:53 amI offer a draw and do Jurassic Rook again. We have now regressed to the point in time when the game has not started.JustAGuyNamedWill wrote: ↑Fri Mar 15, 2024 1:42 amWell the fish was green, and green and red are opposites on the color spectrum, so this move is invalid
-18: Rook appears at g1.
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Darn. You failed to recognize that in doing so, you summoned the fish queen, a piece which may move as a regular piece, but has the added advantage of being a fish, and, since you summoned it by killing a fish, will never move to your instructions.Diplomacy&Warfare wrote: ↑Fri Mar 15, 2024 2:02 amI stab the fish.CaptainFritz28 wrote: ↑Fri Mar 15, 2024 1:59 amToo late. The stipulation was not made that the board was submerged, and so the fish has already died. (Don't you know that fish can only breathe in water?)Diplomacy&Warfare wrote: ↑Fri Mar 15, 2024 1:54 am
I am offended by the fish being offended. I countersue the fish and employ the fish as my lawyer.
*Alternate ending side quest meta challenge unlocked: "Save the Fish!"
This unwittingly causes a black hole to form on the moon's surface. All pieces within two spaces of f5 are sucked in and sent forward in time to follow the king.Diplomacy&Warfare wrote: ↑Fri Mar 15, 2024 2:02 amI counter-castle the rook to rayo's number of moves before the game started, banishing the king into the future.CaptainFritz28 wrote: ↑Fri Mar 15, 2024 1:55 amI play "caveman castle" meaning that the jurassic Rook is castled with the caveman king, sending the Rook back in time and leaving a king at g1.Diplomacy&Warfare wrote: ↑Fri Mar 15, 2024 1:53 am
I offer a draw and do Jurassic Rook again. We have now regressed to the point in time when the game has not started.
-18: Rook appears at g1.
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