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Re: Anarchy Chess

#41 Post by Pengwinja » Fri Mar 15, 2024 12:44 am

Wattsthematter wrote:
Fri Mar 15, 2024 12:43 am
1. exf2 en passant Bxg17+
2. Hxr5+ skipped
3. 0-0-0-0 Pot Of Greed, Knife F5,set 1
4. F Smy-Lvp (per the 1937 Bratislava addendum) Forkxf5
5. Dice lands in that mice hole I've been meaning to fix, and if you give a mouse a dice... Utraque
6. Rg1
7. Bishop to Rome, promote to Pope, a piece that acts like a queen, is always capable of capturing bishops, and acts as a second king
8. both queens move to Ankara, and make it therefore an Ankara Crescent
9. e4 Jurassic Rg1
Oh btw this is 5d chess with multiversal time travel. Jurassic rook basically resets the game but now I have a rook on g1. Also we're in an alternate timeline.
10. Uno reverse card (alternate reverse multipoliversal time travel activated), moon attacked (it’s actually a space station)
11. e5
Real moon, people. I live there, i would know. The Wi-Fi there is horrible.
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Re: Anarchy Chess

#42 Post by Pengwinja » Fri Mar 15, 2024 12:47 am

Wait, do moons have Wi-Fi? Am i on a space station? That would explain the one guy in a black suit with breathing problems…
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Re: Anarchy Chess

#43 Post by JustAGuyNamedWill » Fri Mar 15, 2024 12:56 am

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Re: Anarchy Chess

#44 Post by kingofthepirates » Fri Mar 15, 2024 12:59 am

DrFidelis wrote:
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I attack the moon
instant DQ for an incorrect quote; the english dub of the episode actually uses the line "Now stone soldier, destroy the moon". very different idea.
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Re: Anarchy Chess

#45 Post by kingofthepirates » Fri Mar 15, 2024 1:00 am

JustAGuyNamedWill wrote:
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womp womp
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Re: Anarchy Chess

#46 Post by CaptainFritz28 » Fri Mar 15, 2024 1:00 am

I steal the moon, after an unnecessarily complex plan with girl scout cookies and yellow aliens. I place the moon on space f5.
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Re: Anarchy Chess

#47 Post by kingofthepirates » Fri Mar 15, 2024 1:04 am

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I steal the moon, after an unnecessarily complex plan with girl scout cookies and yellow aliens. I place the moon on space f5.
On behalf of the Green, I am suing you for irreparable damage to the ecosystems of the world resulting from your gross misuse of the object called 'the moon'. I will be seeing you in court, and I shall be acting as Judge, Jury, Executioner, and Prosecution.
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Re: Anarchy Chess

#48 Post by DarthPorg36 » Fri Mar 15, 2024 1:11 am

Pope -> Moon, where he proceeds to start Catholicism 2.0, Space Jesus.

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Re: Anarchy Chess

#49 Post by Ferdack » Fri Mar 15, 2024 1:14 am

kingofthepirates wrote:
Fri Mar 15, 2024 1:04 am
CaptainFritz28 wrote:
Fri Mar 15, 2024 1:00 am
I steal the moon, after an unnecessarily complex plan with girl scout cookies and yellow aliens. I place the moon on space f5.
On behalf of the Green, I am suing you for irreparable damage to the ecosystems of the world resulting from your gross misuse of the object called 'the moon'. I will be seeing you in court, and I shall be acting as Judge, Jury, Executioner, and Prosecution.
In response to that, I tap 3 mana and cast Absorb: counter target spell, and gain 3 life.

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Re: Anarchy Chess

#50 Post by JustAGuyNamedWill » Fri Mar 15, 2024 1:31 am

Place a fish on c5 in order to confuse the rest

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Re: Anarchy Chess

#51 Post by DiplomacyandWarfare » Fri Mar 15, 2024 1:37 am

JustAGuyNamedWill wrote:
Fri Mar 15, 2024 1:31 am
Place a fish on c5 in order to confuse the rest
Red uno reverse card

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Re: Anarchy Chess

#52 Post by JustAGuyNamedWill » Fri Mar 15, 2024 1:42 am

Diplomacy&Warfare wrote:
Fri Mar 15, 2024 1:37 am
JustAGuyNamedWill wrote:
Fri Mar 15, 2024 1:31 am
Place a fish on c5 in order to confuse the rest
Red uno reverse card
Well the fish was green, and green and red are opposites on the color spectrum, so this move is invalid

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Re: Anarchy Chess

#53 Post by DiplomacyandWarfare » Fri Mar 15, 2024 1:53 am

JustAGuyNamedWill wrote:
Fri Mar 15, 2024 1:42 am
Diplomacy&Warfare wrote:
Fri Mar 15, 2024 1:37 am
JustAGuyNamedWill wrote:
Fri Mar 15, 2024 1:31 am
Place a fish on c5 in order to confuse the rest
Red uno reverse card
Well the fish was green, and green and red are opposites on the color spectrum, so this move is invalid
I offer a draw and do Jurassic Rook again. We have now regressed to the point in time when the game has not started.
-18: Rook appears at g1.

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Re: Anarchy Chess

#54 Post by CaptainFritz28 » Fri Mar 15, 2024 1:53 am

JustAGuyNamedWill wrote:
Fri Mar 15, 2024 1:42 am
Diplomacy&Warfare wrote:
Fri Mar 15, 2024 1:37 am
JustAGuyNamedWill wrote:
Fri Mar 15, 2024 1:31 am
Place a fish on c5 in order to confuse the rest
Red uno reverse card
Well the fish was green, and green and red are opposites on the color spectrum, so this move is invalid
But the fish is colorblind, meaning that the playing of a colored uno reverse card is offensive to it, and the fish sues you for emotional damages.
Ferre ad Finem!

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Re: Anarchy Chess

#55 Post by DiplomacyandWarfare » Fri Mar 15, 2024 1:54 am

CaptainFritz28 wrote:
Fri Mar 15, 2024 1:53 am
JustAGuyNamedWill wrote:
Fri Mar 15, 2024 1:42 am
Diplomacy&Warfare wrote:
Fri Mar 15, 2024 1:37 am


Red uno reverse card
Well the fish was green, and green and red are opposites on the color spectrum, so this move is invalid
But the fish is colorblind, meaning that the playing of a colored uno reverse card is offensive to it, and the fish sues you for emotional damages.
I am offended by the fish being offended. I countersue the fish and employ the fish as my lawyer.

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Re: Anarchy Chess

#56 Post by CaptainFritz28 » Fri Mar 15, 2024 1:55 am

Diplomacy&Warfare wrote:
Fri Mar 15, 2024 1:53 am
JustAGuyNamedWill wrote:
Fri Mar 15, 2024 1:42 am
Diplomacy&Warfare wrote:
Fri Mar 15, 2024 1:37 am


Red uno reverse card
Well the fish was green, and green and red are opposites on the color spectrum, so this move is invalid
I offer a draw and do Jurassic Rook again. We have now regressed to the point in time when the game has not started.
-18: Rook appears at g1.
I play "caveman castle" meaning that the jurassic Rook is castled with the caveman king, sending the Rook back in time and leaving a king at g1.
Ferre ad Finem!

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Re: Anarchy Chess

#57 Post by CaptainFritz28 » Fri Mar 15, 2024 1:59 am

Diplomacy&Warfare wrote:
Fri Mar 15, 2024 1:54 am
CaptainFritz28 wrote:
Fri Mar 15, 2024 1:53 am
JustAGuyNamedWill wrote:
Fri Mar 15, 2024 1:42 am


Well the fish was green, and green and red are opposites on the color spectrum, so this move is invalid
But the fish is colorblind, meaning that the playing of a colored uno reverse card is offensive to it, and the fish sues you for emotional damages.
I am offended by the fish being offended. I countersue the fish and employ the fish as my lawyer.
Too late. The stipulation was not made that the board was submerged, and so the fish has already died. (Don't you know that fish can only breathe in water?)

*Alternate ending side quest meta challenge unlocked: "Save the Fish!"
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Re: Anarchy Chess

#58 Post by DiplomacyandWarfare » Fri Mar 15, 2024 2:02 am

CaptainFritz28 wrote:
Fri Mar 15, 2024 1:59 am
Diplomacy&Warfare wrote:
Fri Mar 15, 2024 1:54 am
CaptainFritz28 wrote:
Fri Mar 15, 2024 1:53 am


But the fish is colorblind, meaning that the playing of a colored uno reverse card is offensive to it, and the fish sues you for emotional damages.
I am offended by the fish being offended. I countersue the fish and employ the fish as my lawyer.
Too late. The stipulation was not made that the board was submerged, and so the fish has already died. (Don't you know that fish can only breathe in water?)

*Alternate ending side quest meta challenge unlocked: "Save the Fish!"
I stab the fish.
CaptainFritz28 wrote:
Fri Mar 15, 2024 1:55 am
Diplomacy&Warfare wrote:
Fri Mar 15, 2024 1:53 am
JustAGuyNamedWill wrote:
Fri Mar 15, 2024 1:42 am
Well the fish was green, and green and red are opposites on the color spectrum, so this move is invalid
I offer a draw and do Jurassic Rook again. We have now regressed to the point in time when the game has not started.
-18: Rook appears at g1.
I play "caveman castle" meaning that the jurassic Rook is castled with the caveman king, sending the Rook back in time and leaving a king at g1.
I counter-castle the rook to rayo's number of moves before the game started, banishing the king into the future.

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Re: Anarchy Chess

#59 Post by CaptainFritz28 » Fri Mar 15, 2024 2:07 am

Diplomacy&Warfare wrote:
Fri Mar 15, 2024 2:02 am
CaptainFritz28 wrote:
Fri Mar 15, 2024 1:59 am
Diplomacy&Warfare wrote:
Fri Mar 15, 2024 1:54 am

I am offended by the fish being offended. I countersue the fish and employ the fish as my lawyer.
Too late. The stipulation was not made that the board was submerged, and so the fish has already died. (Don't you know that fish can only breathe in water?)

*Alternate ending side quest meta challenge unlocked: "Save the Fish!"
I stab the fish.
Darn. You failed to recognize that in doing so, you summoned the fish queen, a piece which may move as a regular piece, but has the added advantage of being a fish, and, since you summoned it by killing a fish, will never move to your instructions.
Diplomacy&Warfare wrote:
Fri Mar 15, 2024 2:02 am
CaptainFritz28 wrote:
Fri Mar 15, 2024 1:55 am
Diplomacy&Warfare wrote:
Fri Mar 15, 2024 1:53 am

I offer a draw and do Jurassic Rook again. We have now regressed to the point in time when the game has not started.
-18: Rook appears at g1.
I play "caveman castle" meaning that the jurassic Rook is castled with the caveman king, sending the Rook back in time and leaving a king at g1.
I counter-castle the rook to rayo's number of moves before the game started, banishing the king into the future.
This unwittingly causes a black hole to form on the moon's surface. All pieces within two spaces of f5 are sucked in and sent forward in time to follow the king.
Ferre ad Finem!

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Re: Anarchy Chess

#60 Post by JustAGuyNamedWill » Fri Mar 15, 2024 2:11 am

-16. e4

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