M54: Not a Carrot Conspiracy

[Balki Bartokomous]

BALKI ANSWER ME IMMEDIATELY!!!!!!!

Oh God.

What's your question?

[Balki Bartokomous]

@Balki
@Fluminator

What are your current reads on Bo_Sox, Jeff, Torqvald, and Mr. Smith, please?

No idea. When I have something to add regarding a read on someone, I usually put it in the thread.

[damo666]

Hello. 23 pp to catch up, so...

alligators....

[BunnyGo]

Hello. 23 pp to catch up, so...

alligators....

FFS not you too!

[Jamiet99uk]

@Balki
@Fluminator

What are your current reads on Bo_Sox, Jeff, Torqvald, and Mr. Smith, please?

No idea. When I have something to add regarding a read on someone, I usually put it in the thread.

It doesn't bother you that those are all just made up names?

[Jamiet99uk]

BALKI ANSWER ME IMMEDIATELY!!!!!!!

Oh God.

What's your question?

It is not necessary to refer to me as "God".

"Sir" will be quite sufficient.

[Balki Bartokomous]

@Balki
@Fluminator

What are your current reads on Bo_Sox, Jeff, Torqvald, and Mr. Smith, please?

No idea. When I have something to add regarding a read on someone, I usually put it in the thread.

It doesn't bother you that those are all just made up names?

It bothers me that I don't think you know what you're doing.

[Balki Bartokomous]

BALKI ANSWER ME IMMEDIATELY!!!!!!!

Oh God.

What's your question?

It is not necessary to refer to me as "God".

"Sir" will be quite sufficient.

Okay, do you have any real questions, or are you wasting everyone's time?

[sulit]

I see you lurking sulit...

uwu

[Jamiet99uk]

Oh God.

What's your question?

It is not necessary to refer to me as "God".

"Sir" will be quite sufficient.

Okay, do you have any real questions, or are you wasting everyone's time?

Real questions for you Barry:

- Explain your furious rage at Vecna and hectoring and demanding instant answers over the use of the word "coast".

- Explain why you claimed to be Patient Zero.

- Explain why you would claim a Mafia role you don't understand the rules for?

- Explain why you voted for a non-existent "Jojo"

- Explain why you were addressing questions to a non-existent "Peter"?

That'll do for starters.

[Jamiet99uk]

ANSWER ME INSTANTLY, DEREK!!111!!!11!1!

[Fluminator]

Totally spaced on checking in on this after work yesterday. Haven't read a single post yet, but will get caught up throughout the day. Maybe Flavius style, but probably not.

Expect less-active Chaqa for the first few days of this game.

Everyone lynch this

[Foxcastle]

@Fulm I am new to forum mafia. This is the only site I’ve ever played on. Can you explain why you think hammering is pro town? Why is it not taking away towns ability to get data? Doesn’t it give scum the chance to change the end time when it suits them?

Isn't this your fifth game or something? You're not new anymore!

Fair enough. Newer? The rest of my questions stand.

I would think that you were doing this to milk some sympathy and boost your chances to win as scum, except you also did it last game.

[Fluminator]

@Balki
@Fluminator

What are your current reads on Bo_Sox, Jeff, Torqvald, and Mr. Smith, please?

Dunno
100 Town Confirmed (tm)
Prob scum but he's knew so would feel bad lynching
don't be silly, there's no Mr. Smith in the game

[Jamiet99uk]

I encourage Wilberforce, Sebastian, Zultar, Randy, Saspirella and Princess Prissypants all to vote for Chaqa or Balki today.

[Fluminator]

Vecna pls be more useful

[Fluminator]

@Fulm I am new to forum mafia. This is the only site I’ve ever played on. Can you explain why you think hammering is pro town? Why is it not taking away towns ability to get data? Doesn’t it give scum the chance to change the end time when it suits them?

I don't know who fulm is, I'm flum (with a long u)
But I'll answer for fulm.

The threat of hammer gets much more data. If you're at deaths door and it just takes two people to vote you to kill you, you're much more likely to spill the beans.
Until you get that threat, nothing super useful happens in webdip games until eod.

[Balki Bartokomous]

Real questions for you Barry:

- Explain your furious rage at Vecna and hectoring and demanding instant answers over the use of the word "coast".

I disagree with your characterization. I asked Vecna to explain what he meant by "coast" because I thought he was saying that his PM designated whether he was on east coast or west coast, and that was obviously odd. It was my misunderstanding (and his poor phrasing), which I explained long ago.

- Explain why you claimed to be Patient Zero.

I wanted mafia to know who I was so that they would protect me.

- Explain why you would claim a Mafia role you don't understand the rules for?

I understood the rules perfectly well. The GMs made the rule ambiguous and then clarified.

- Explain why you voted for a non-existent "Jojo"

Jojo exists.

- Explain why you were addressing questions to a non-existent "Peter"?

Peter exists.

I am super fun and so sometimes I do super fun things like refer to BunnyGo as various other bunnies and rabbits. Bugs, Jojo, Roger, Peter. I expect most people to catch up and take it in stride, but I recognize now that there are some people here who are painfully dense and allergic to whimsy.

[Fluminator]

So jojo is a rabbit? I thought it was some weird anime

[Fluminator]

Balki, if you sheep me today, I'll sheep you tomorrow.