M54: Not a Carrot Conspiracy

[Balki Bartokomous]

I hate playing mafia on this website. It's the worst.

Taking said bait, enlighten me - what is worse about it? Because we joke and say ridiculous things? Or is it because we are all trash individuals?

I should be more polite and fake nice. My apologies.

I love you all. I am delighted to be here.

[Balki Bartokomous]

Hi! I've played Werewolf irl a few times but have never played forum mafia. I'm expecting to be in waaay over my head :)

Hey new guy.
I've played for around 5 years. And I've entered the woke stage of my mafia career.
It's the stage where I recognize there's no such thing as scummy or towny behavior and everything is just a charisma battle and a bit of a crapshoot.

So just be likable and you'll be fine for your team.

This is a delightful message and I am glad to see that flumflum recognizes his own limitations, though I wish he wouldn't project them on to those among us who have the gift.

[Balki Bartokomous]

I have decided that I am going to spend most of my time grumpily pointing out when other people are being dumb. I consider this to be my solemn duty. You're welcome.

[Fluminator]

The one exception to my statement is worjec.
His spam and D1 play in general is scummy play so far.

[brainbomb]

I just dont see vecna concern himself with answering to prods so quickly. he usually hops into the game mid day 1 and does snippet assessments of gamestate while offering scathing reviews and takes.

it looked like you caught him saying sonething NAI and he got nervous nonetheless

[Balki Bartokomous]

I just dont see vecna concern himself with answering to prods so quickly. he usually hops into the game mid day 1 and does snippet assessments of gamestate while offering scathing reviews and takes.

it looked like you caught him saying sonething NAI and he got nervous nonetheless

This is coherent!

[e.m.c^42]

I'm skittishly sedentary so here is a haiku for all

Worce is terribly lively - more than before,
chaq his usual self being busy

balki is deliciously salty at vec,
vec darlin' living up to his claim of coasting

(I'm stroking your left supinator, Vecna, wakey wakey)

Bb glorious and vaguely self aware, so he's prolly town.

[e.m.c^42]

I have decided that I am going to spend most of my time grumpily pointing out when other people are being dumb. I consider this to be my solemn duty. You're welcome.

This is adorable. My god, where have you been all my life?

[brainbomb]

you did ask me about 6 questions there.

If vecna is town hes more than capable of solving and then

heavenly music

bb shines light upon him hence

[brainbomb]

I have decided that I am going to spend most of my time grumpily pointing out when other people are being dumb. I consider this to be my solemn duty. You're welcome.

This is adorable. My god, where have you been all my life?

hes one the best players to ever play on webdip. multi time mvp, the conveyer of belts, his imperial majesty

[brainbomb]

my 2 fav webdip maf players all time, maniac, and balkiboy

followed by vecna, and flum.

its nice all my fav ppl are here to buddy

[Jamiet99uk]

I thought you were saying "after I read my pm and coast," as in "after I read my pm and read my coast"...like your pm said you were on the West Coast or the East Coast. But now I see that you meant you would say something about your role PM and so you would be able to coast along and do nothing. My mistake.

But you're still dumb.

Are you suggesting that Vecna is so fat he has more than one coastline?

Harsh.

[Jamiet99uk]

I have decided that I am going to spend most of my time grumpily pointing out when other people are being dumb. I consider this to be my solemn duty. You're welcome.

Hi, Durga.

[Jamiet99uk]

balki tends to be much more heavy handed and forced as scum. entering with large sermons or reads lists early that make no sense.

Don't you think his raging and screaming at Vecna about the definition of the word "coast" was weird? Balki got out of the wrong side of his coffin today.

[brainbomb]

I wanna talk to you Jamie.

last game you did something very good. You caught emc in a very natural gut instinct way.

can you tell me how your read on emc influenced how you played the rest of that game

[Jamiet99uk]

At this point I would lie to say:

Nothing of the sort.

[brainbomb]

refer the tp to make people see how well I read my role pm and totally be obv town anf then be lazy.

also, i accept your patiebt zero claim

Right, but what do you mean by

"after reading my role pm and coast"

raging
and
screaming?

[Jamiet99uk]

I wanna talk to you Jamie.

last game you did something very good. You caught emc in a very natural gut instinct way.

can you tell me how your read on emc influenced how you played the rest of that game

I don't think it influenced my play very much, though of course I was pleased to be right. I actually feel I played pretty well last game. I caught two of my enemies.

[Jamiet99uk]

refer the tp to make people see how well I read my role pm and totally be obv town anf then be lazy.

also, i accept your patiebt zero claim

Right, but what do you mean by

"after reading my role pm and coast"

Why can't I get an answer here? ANSWER ME.

@Brianbomb

See above for some raging and screaming.

[brainbomb]

At this point I would lie to say:

Nothing of the sort.

its important to me because you tunneled me until My accidental death. you did start to accept I was town when it was mostly too late.