Anarchy Chess

[Pengwinja]

Let me out Kirby, LET ME OUTTTT.

Poyo!
Translation: not yet, Nintendo must present a united front across all its franchises.

I turned you into Kirby, remember? I like chaos, remember? Let me out, and I will make approximately 31.415.926 more Kirbys. Kirbs? Kirbi? Keebs?

[Pengwinja]

I tell Kirby that the opposing team stole their apples.

Kirby is angry. prepare for war.

kirby immediately re-sucks his deification abilities. He also eats the Moon Lord ability. Kirby has now gained the power of 2 franchises, those being: Kirby and The-Legend-of-the-Person-Who-is-not-the-Main-Character (Legend of Zelda). Kirby declares a new doctrine of the 'Almighty Poyo', and begins to use full Triforce and Star Allies Sparkler boosted swallow in order to use his swallow ability on CaptainFritz28. Are you ready to face the wrath of Nintendo? Because ready or not, here it comes...

Hrrm! Hngg hmjhe janfnf mmf!

(Translated from muffled screams:) I'll get you for this! Initiate ICBM gambit!

Tennison Gambit Intercontinental Ballistic Missile Variation
Bosnian Ape Society
This video will teach you everything there is about the ICBM gambit.

[Diplomacy&Warfare]

I do Jurassic Queen. We are now negative rayo's number of moves into the past, conveniently right where the other rook is.
Also, I am now existing in a wormhole.

[Wattsthematter]

I en passant your jurassic queen

[Pengwinja]

I do Jurassic Queen. We are now negative rayo's number of moves into the past, conveniently right where the other rook is.
Also, I am now existing in a wormhole.

ICBM Gambit focuses on taking the queen. Massive blunder, but can be saved with the wormhole counter-gambit.

[kingofthepirates]

kirby, having absorbed the corporate greed that is present within all comanies, including nintendo, decides that it is not enough to simply have all the abilities of nintendo franchise.... he must have MORE. Kirby is now a villain, and it is up to you to stop him before he consumes all of fiction, then breaches into reality.

[Pengwinja]

kirby, having absorbed the corporate greed that is present within all comanies, including nintendo, decides that it is not enough to simply have all the abilities of nintendo franchise.... he must have MORE. Kirby is now a villain, and it is up to you to stop him before he consumes all of fiction, then breaches into reality.

Kirby should definitely consider the moon lords offer. Remember, the moon lord made Kirby, and they can give and take away… from inside Kirby, He gives Will full control over every moon in the galaxy.

[Pengwinja]

Wait, I’ve been going about getting out of here wrong. Kirby now has corporate greed for power, but there is one thing that overrides this lust for power. KIRBY’S HUNGER. I offer Kirby a 1000^153 patty hamburger, with more than 112351221591273509490 gallons of melted cheese, and any toppings he wants. Oh yeah, and NONE OF THE TOPPINGS WILL SPILL OUT.

[kingofthepirates]

Wait, I’ve been going about getting out of here wrong. Kirby now has corporate greed for power, but there is one thing that overrides this lust for power. KIRBY’S HUNGER. I offer Kirby a 1000^153 patty hamburger, with more than 112351221591273509490 gallons of melted cheese, and any toppings he wants. Oh yeah, and NONE OF THE TOPPINGS WILL SPILL OUT.

You, sir, have yourself a deal. Pleasure doing business.

[CaptainFritz28]

I play the "Tariffs&Taxes" chess expansion pack, introducing government regulation and competing against Kirby's corporate greed.

[DrFidelis]

I play the "Tariffs&Taxes" chess expansion pack, introducing government regulation and competing against Kirby's corporate greed.

I hit you with my MEDICAL MALPRACTICE BEAM now that the apple's protective effect has worn off after 24 hours.

[Diplomacy&Warfare]

I play the "Tariffs&Taxes" chess expansion pack, introducing government regulation and competing against Kirby's corporate greed.

I hit you with my MEDICAL MALPRACTICE BEAM now that the apple's protective effect has worn off after 24 hours.

I activate counter-relativistic counter-time counter-counter-dilation by throwing a banana at your medical malpractice beam. Radioactive elements now decay at (pi^3)x speed.

[Pengwinja]

I deliver on my promise to Kirby. I even give him a 50% coupon on his next purchase at any store.

[Wattsthematter]

I deliver on my promise to Kirby. I even give him a 50% coupon on his next purchase at any store.

Kirby’s enrage buff is activated when Home Depot does not honor the coupon upon his attempt to purchase a table saw and 50 foot spool of copper wire

[kingofthepirates]

I fianchetto a pop tart, and pet a cat.

[Pengwinja]

I deliver on my promise to Kirby. I even give him a 50% coupon on his next purchase at any store.

Kirby’s enrage buff is activated when Home Depot does not honor the coupon upon his attempt to purchase a table saw and 50 foot spool of copper wire

I think you are going to regret trying to tell Kirby what they can or will do.

[Pengwinja]

I fianchetto a pop tart, and pet a cat.

I saw fianchetto, and then i realized that this used to be chess.

[kingofthepirates]

I deliver on my promise to Kirby. I even give him a 50% coupon on his next purchase at any store.

Kirby’s enrage buff is activated when Home Depot does not honor the coupon upon his attempt to purchase a table saw and 50 foot spool of copper wire

I think you are going to regret trying to tell Kirby what they can or will do.

Pengwinja is correct. As the avatar of Kirby, the emissary of the pink blob, swallower of worlds, consumer of gods, and lover of food and discounts, I have become an Avatar of Wrath (0-2-5). Beware, punny servant of electricity! You have incurred the unending and infinite wrath of a pink blob with an insatiable appetite!

[kingofthepirates]

I fianchetto a pop tart, and pet a cat.

I saw fianchetto, and then i realized that this used to be chess.

These are 2 actual moves from the legendary r/anarchychess game!

[Wattsthematter]

Uh oh. Everybody has to pause for a dance break, the white queen has submitted paperwork for divorce!