M1028: The Sweet Food Consensus - Game Thread

[Diplomacy&Warfare]

Wtf is going on? Why are we voting kak?

[Jamiet99uk]

##vote Jamie

Fuck off. Why?

[Diplomacy&Warfare]

##VOTE JAMIET

[ghug]

##vote jamiet99uk then

Brain is tying it intentionally

[foodcoats]

DAY HAS ENDED. PLEASE HOLD.

[brainbomb]

##vote kak

[Jamiet99uk]

I AM VANILLA TOWN

I DID NOT LIE

THE CASE ON ME IS STUPID

[foodcoats]

Preliminary vote count:

Jamiet99uk (3) worcej, brainbomb, Diplomacy&Warfare
Diplomacy&Warfare (2) Kakarroto, ghug
Kakarroto (2) rdrivera2005, JustAGuyNamedWill
worcej (1) damo666
brainbomb (1) Jamiet99uk

PM if any issues.

[dargorygel]

While you wait... (it has been awhile...,) I offer a few moments of Irish Tapdancing to a bagpipe and banjo, both of which I play while dancing. Enjoy.

[foodcoats]

Over the course of their deliberations, one Society member had come up again and again. Did you see them do this? Do you remember when they did that? Despite the accused’s protests, they could not quieten the savoury suspicions of the Society.

But the accused would not go down easily. Realizing words were not enough, the suspect disappeared for a few hours… to return with a beautiful chocolate souffle.

“Ha, ha! Taste that, friends, and you will know my real pedigree.”

The members of the Society for the Appreciation of Sugary Confections could not resist a fresh dessert. But as they dug into the souffle, they begin to hack and spit.

“This is awful!”

“Are you mad?”

“Are you trying to poison us?”

Aghast, the erstwhile baker took a taste of their own concoction - and their face froze with horror.

“I mixed up the amounts for salt and sugar,” they said. “It was an honest mistake! I was stressed out! I was just trying-“

But the Society had not the ears to listen. Screaming like custard-loving banshees, they dragged the souffle maker to the chocolate fountain and shoved them into the sweet flow. The failed baker thrashed, writhed, sending drops of chocolate everywhere as they were drowned in milk and cocoa, and at last was still.

Everyone was covered in chocolate that had sprayed from the fountain during the struggle. Someone could not help but take a taste. “It’s still pretty good, actually.”

Jamiet99UK has died! He was a VANILLA TOWN!

NIGHT HAS BEGUN. YOU MAY NOW POST.

[brainbomb]

##vote jamiet99uk then

Brain is tying it intentionally

[ghug]

Let's kill brain

[brainbomb]

Ghug is totally mafia here

Thats a classic inception post

[brainbomb]

Let's kill brain

Lol
Okay you can die first bud

[JustAGuyNamedWill]

Is this the right place to discuss if I bullied Jamie? I feel like this is the wrong place

[brainbomb]

Also this was the best thing that couldve happened for town. Now we can play without petulant rule breaker jackball

[Kakarroto]

sorry brain, but I fail to see how ghug can be mafia here with jamie flipping town

[JustAGuyNamedWill]

Is this the right place to discuss if I bullied Jamie? I feel like this is the wrong place

Like, I don’t think I did, but Jamie pointed it out and I guess he would know better than I if he was bullied

[brainbomb]

sorry brain, but I fail to see how ghug can be mafia here with jamie flipping town

Well because youre mafia also. So of course you cant see it

[JustAGuyNamedWill]

Also this was the best thing that couldve happened for town. Now we can play without petulant rule breaker jackball

I’m sorry what does this mean