Because they hated Taiping.
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bakedcheese38
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Why did the Qing dynasty handwrite their letters instead of using a typewriter?
Because they hated Taiping.
Because they hated Taiping.
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The writing system based on a small set of independent graphemes made typewriters possible.
¶ Keep thy heart with all diligence; for out of it are the issues of life.
-- Proverbs of Solomon, chapter 4, verse 23
-- Proverbs of Solomon, chapter 4, verse 23
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What's red and hurts your teeth?
A brick!
A brick!
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A Professor was giving a lecture on "Involuntary Muscular Contractions" to his first year medical students.
Realizing that this was not the most riveting subject, the Professor decided to lighten the mood slightly.
He pointed to a young woman in the front row and said, "OK. Involuntary muscle contractions. Do you know what you’re a$$hole is doing while you're having an orgasm?"
She replied, "He's probably golfing with his buddies."
Realizing that this was not the most riveting subject, the Professor decided to lighten the mood slightly.
He pointed to a young woman in the front row and said, "OK. Involuntary muscle contractions. Do you know what you’re a$$hole is doing while you're having an orgasm?"
She replied, "He's probably golfing with his buddies."
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Jamiet99uk
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My dentist offered me dentures for only a dollar. It sounded like a good deal at the time, but now I have buck teeth.
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Wow, Jamie, that last joke damn near killed the thread.
Sadly all the best jokes are ruled out by forum guidelines, so we're reduced to schoolyard classics
Why do elephants paint their balls red?
So they can hide in cherry trees
What's the loudest noise in the jungle?
A giraffe eating cherries
Sadly all the best jokes are ruled out by forum guidelines, so we're reduced to schoolyard classics
Why do elephants paint their balls red?
So they can hide in cherry trees
What's the loudest noise in the jungle?
A giraffe eating cherries
I eat cookies to improve my snacking experience
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Question to Radio Yerevan: Would it have been possible that Nikita Chrustschow instead of J.F. Kennedy was shot in 1963?
- In principle yes, but we doubt Onasis would have married the widow.
- In principle yes, but we doubt Onasis would have married the widow.
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This is actually a sound joke. Now it is preserved even if the bot gets deleted some day.florencepugh wrote: ↑Fri Dec 01, 2023 8:45 amWhy did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
¶ Keep thy heart with all diligence; for out of it are the issues of life.
-- Proverbs of Solomon, chapter 4, verse 23
-- Proverbs of Solomon, chapter 4, verse 23
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