Have you considered gouging out your eyeballs with a rusty spoon?

Ah, yes. Of course, how could I have forgotten! After all, we should be striking Germany, Italy, and Japan to make sure they don't start another WW2.

I don't know, Japan has been pretty sneaky these past 78 years. That whole pacifist schtick isn't fooling anyone. I think anyone who is anti-war should support a preemptive war with Japan just to be sure we don't have to fight them later.

I think Trump is the better candidate for redistributing wealth. He hasn't quite figured out the giving it to the poor part yet, but he's demonstrated a knack for wasting his own fortune and rich people getting poorer feels like the first step.

Where does the Japanese invasion part come in? I get that the other three are modern issues to be satirized, but I haven't seen anyone accusing anyone of wanting to invade Japan. Seems a bit random.

As a side note,
purging the wealthy, stealing all generational wealth and redistrubting it to minorities and low income people is important to me.

I also support restarting world war two and finishing the invasion of the Japanese mainland.

If I am against war, and want the end our warmongering in Ukraine and Israel, and im also Pro Life. Should I be voting Trump in the next election, and drop Biden.