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Re: Anarchy Chess

by Diplomacy&Warfare » Thu Mar 28, 2024 12:43 pm

kingofthepirates wrote: ↑
Wed Mar 27, 2024 10:05 pm
Diplomacy&Warfare wrote: ↑
Wed Mar 27, 2024 1:49 pm
 I use my nuclear weapons (see page 11) on Will's mustache.
I invoke the principle of MAD (mutually assured destruction), thus irreversibly nullifying anything nuclear typed for the rest of the game. Furthermore, it has imposes the status condition 'sanctioned' on whoever uses anything nuclear typed. Due to a glitch that has yet to patched out, this includes those who used nuclear typed attacks before the principle was invoked. therefore, you have now been sanctioned. pay 153 (and yes, it must be EXACT, so get ready to split some bills into 1's...) monopoly money each time you pass go, instead of collecting 200.
As an IRS agent, I am escorting myself to IRS jail. I do not pass go. I do not collect $200/pay $153.

Re: Anarchy Chess

by kingofthepirates » Wed Mar 27, 2024 10:05 pm

Diplomacy&Warfare wrote: ↑
Wed Mar 27, 2024 1:49 pm
 I use my nuclear weapons (see page 11) on Will's mustache.
I invoke the principle of MAD (mutually assured destruction), thus irreversibly nullifying anything nuclear typed for the rest of the game. Furthermore, it has imposes the status condition 'sanctioned' on whoever uses anything nuclear typed. Due to a glitch that has yet to patched out, this includes those who used nuclear typed attacks before the principle was invoked. therefore, you have now been sanctioned. pay 153 (and yes, it must be EXACT, so get ready to split some bills into 1's...) monopoly money each time you pass go, instead of collecting 200.

Re: Anarchy Chess

by Pengwinja » Wed Mar 27, 2024 9:36 pm

Diplomacy&Warfare wrote: ↑
Wed Mar 27, 2024 1:49 pm
 I use my nuclear weapons (see page 11) on Will's mustache.
How DARE you try to take away my gift from Will? I give his mustache a totem of undying, and then give him 165^4 more.

Re: Anarchy Chess

by Diplomacy&Warfare » Wed Mar 27, 2024 1:49 pm

I use my nuclear weapons (see page 11) on Will's mustache.

Re: Anarchy Chess

by kingofthepirates » Wed Mar 27, 2024 1:13 pm

JustAGuyNamedWill wrote: ↑
Wed Mar 27, 2024 2:14 am
Diplomacy&Warfare wrote: ↑ I cast fireball on Will, causing his mustache to be burnt to a crisp.
This is a supreme attack on all of human kind.
You have my 0-2-5 avatar of wrath (and the avatar of wrath, rather than being powered up by balloons, is powered by attacks in mustaches… the avatar himself has a rather nice one, though not as good as will’s), and my pink vacuum blob, Kirby.

Re: Anarchy Chess

by Pengwinja » Wed Mar 27, 2024 11:53 am

JustAGuyNamedWill wrote: ↑
Wed Mar 27, 2024 2:14 am
Diplomacy&Warfare wrote: ↑
Wed Mar 27, 2024 1:36 am
 I cast fireball on Will, causing his mustache to be burnt to a crisp.
This is a supreme attack on all of human kind.
You can’t just attack wills mustache and play it off as a joke.

Re: Anarchy Chess

by JustAGuyNamedWill » Wed Mar 27, 2024 2:14 am

Diplomacy&Warfare wrote: ↑
Wed Mar 27, 2024 1:36 am
 I cast fireball on Will, causing his mustache to be burnt to a crisp.
This is a supreme attack on all of human kind.

Re: Anarchy Chess

by CaptainFritz28 » Wed Mar 27, 2024 2:03 am

Diplomacy&Warfare wrote: ↑
Wed Mar 27, 2024 1:36 am
 I cast fireball on Will, causing his mustache to be burnt to a crisp.
The IRS taxes the fireball into oblivion, meaning that by the time it reaches Will's mustache it only burns the edge to a crisp. And anyways, Will's naturally impeccable mustache regrows immediately to its former glory.

Re: Anarchy Chess

by Diplomacy&Warfare » Wed Mar 27, 2024 1:36 am

I cast fireball on Will, causing his mustache to be burnt to a crisp.

Re: Anarchy Chess

by Pengwinja » Wed Mar 27, 2024 12:29 am

JustAGuyNamedWill wrote: ↑
Tue Mar 26, 2024 9:13 pm
 This has merged into a whole ass story now
Use your mustache, will. Use it, and destroy the entire planet.

Re: Anarchy Chess

by JustAGuyNamedWill » Tue Mar 26, 2024 9:13 pm

This has merged into a whole ass story now

Re: Anarchy Chess

by Diplomacy&Warfare » Tue Mar 26, 2024 9:09 pm

Grasshopper to i9

Re: Anarchy Chess

by kingofthepirates » Tue Mar 26, 2024 8:16 pm

Ban the piece of granite for being radioactive (by imagine dragons).

Re: Anarchy Chess

by Wattsthematter » Tue Mar 26, 2024 7:33 pm

Free guess: The Cat in the Hat

Re: Anarchy Chess

by Pengwinja » Mon Mar 25, 2024 7:01 pm

Wattsthematter wrote: ↑
Mon Mar 25, 2024 2:17 pm
Pengwinja wrote: ↑
Sun Mar 24, 2024 8:36 pm
kingofthepirates wrote: ↑
Sun Mar 24, 2024 4:52 pm

This is interaction, so my game has ended. I’m sad no one got the reference :(
As for BTD 6, yes I do play. I’ve tried various cross paths, but I think 0-2-5 wrath is best because of the sheer number of spikes. Just overall more damage. Anyway, we need some Pokémon representation. Thus… Rattata, I CHOOSE YOU! (The rattata has the legendary F.E.A.R move set.
I don’t know, the lighting might be worth it… Also I summon a power drill at post 171, countering the Granite and getting rid of Wattsthematter’s radiation sickness.
My radiation sickness... what in the world did I miss on vacation
You had a piece of granite thrown at you, giving you radiation sickness. It’s gone now though.

Re: Anarchy Chess

by Wattsthematter » Mon Mar 25, 2024 2:17 pm

Pengwinja wrote: ↑
Sun Mar 24, 2024 8:36 pm
kingofthepirates wrote: ↑
Sun Mar 24, 2024 4:52 pm
Pengwinja wrote: ↑
Sun Mar 24, 2024 3:07 pm
 I take Kirbys Avatar of Wrath (0-2-5) and make them eat the banana. Banana’s properties are now on the Avatar of Wrath (0-2-5). Also, Kingofthepirates, do you play bloons td6? I do. Have you ever done a 2-0-5 Avatar? I’ve been experimenting with different cross paths. My name is (shocker) Pengwinja.
This is interaction, so my game has ended. I’m sad no one got the reference :(
As for BTD 6, yes I do play. I’ve tried various cross paths, but I think 0-2-5 wrath is best because of the sheer number of spikes. Just overall more damage. Anyway, we need some Pokémon representation. Thus… Rattata, I CHOOSE YOU! (The rattata has the legendary F.E.A.R move set.
I don’t know, the lighting might be worth it… Also I summon a power drill at post 171, countering the Granite and getting rid of Wattsthematter’s radiation sickness.
My radiation sickness... what in the world did I miss on vacation

Re: Anarchy Chess

by Pengwinja » Sun Mar 24, 2024 8:36 pm

kingofthepirates wrote: ↑
Sun Mar 24, 2024 4:52 pm
Pengwinja wrote: ↑
Sun Mar 24, 2024 3:07 pm
 I take Kirbys Avatar of Wrath (0-2-5) and make them eat the banana. Banana’s properties are now on the Avatar of Wrath (0-2-5). Also, Kingofthepirates, do you play bloons td6? I do. Have you ever done a 2-0-5 Avatar? I’ve been experimenting with different cross paths. My name is (shocker) Pengwinja.
This is interaction, so my game has ended. I’m sad no one got the reference :(
As for BTD 6, yes I do play. I’ve tried various cross paths, but I think 0-2-5 wrath is best because of the sheer number of spikes. Just overall more damage. Anyway, we need some Pokémon representation. Thus… Rattata, I CHOOSE YOU! (The rattata has the legendary F.E.A.R move set.
I don’t know, the lighting might be worth it… Also I summon a power drill at post 171, countering the Granite and getting rid of Wattsthematter’s radiation sickness.

Re: Anarchy Chess

by Diplomacy&Warfare » Sun Mar 24, 2024 7:29 pm

Pengwinja wrote: ↑
Sun Mar 24, 2024 3:07 pm
Diplomacy&Warfare wrote: ↑
Sun Mar 24, 2024 1:49 pm
CaptainFritz28 wrote: ↑
Sun Mar 24, 2024 4:28 am
 Aha! You have made one of the classic blunders! The first and most famous is "never get involved in a land war in Asia," and the second is only slightly less well known: "never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line." But the third supersedes these former two: "never assume a Jurassic Rook's dimensions!"

I'm afraid my Jurassic Rook is in the e^pi^28th dimension. This means that it holds the power of every other dimension, and its interception of the 6D banana on the board is sudden and complete. The banana is now mine, and I use its DNA to overstimulate the flux capacitors. Disastrous consequences for the opposite time are soon to follow.
Wrong! The banana is not actually 6D, but instead ((e^pi^28)+1)D!
But you would've know that the banana would've been ((e^pi^28)+1)D, so I can clearly not quantum entangle the banana in front of me.
I take Kirbys Avatar of Wrath (0-2-5) and make them eat the banana. Banana’s properties are now on the Avatar of Wrath (0-2-5). Also, Kingofthepirates, do you play bloons td6? I do. Have you ever done a 2-0-5 Avatar? I’ve been experimenting with different cross paths. My name is (shocker) Pengwinja.
The banana's properties are being highly radioactive. Your Avatar of Wrath succumbs to radiation poisoning.

Re: Anarchy Chess

by kingofthepirates » Sun Mar 24, 2024 4:52 pm

Pengwinja wrote: ↑
Sun Mar 24, 2024 3:07 pm
 I take Kirbys Avatar of Wrath (0-2-5) and make them eat the banana. Banana’s properties are now on the Avatar of Wrath (0-2-5). Also, Kingofthepirates, do you play bloons td6? I do. Have you ever done a 2-0-5 Avatar? I’ve been experimenting with different cross paths. My name is (shocker) Pengwinja.
This is interaction, so my game has ended. I’m sad no one got the reference :(
As for BTD 6, yes I do play. I’ve tried various cross paths, but I think 0-2-5 wrath is best because of the sheer number of spikes. Just overall more damage. Anyway, we need some Pokémon representation. Thus… Rattata, I CHOOSE YOU! (The rattata has the legendary F.E.A.R move set.

Re: Anarchy Chess

by Pengwinja » Sun Mar 24, 2024 3:07 pm

Diplomacy&Warfare wrote: ↑
Sun Mar 24, 2024 1:49 pm
CaptainFritz28 wrote: ↑
Sun Mar 24, 2024 4:28 am
 Aha! You have made one of the classic blunders! The first and most famous is "never get involved in a land war in Asia," and the second is only slightly less well known: "never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line." But the third supersedes these former two: "never assume a Jurassic Rook's dimensions!"

I'm afraid my Jurassic Rook is in the e^pi^28th dimension. This means that it holds the power of every other dimension, and its interception of the 6D banana on the board is sudden and complete. The banana is now mine, and I use its DNA to overstimulate the flux capacitors. Disastrous consequences for the opposite time are soon to follow.
Wrong! The banana is not actually 6D, but instead ((e^pi^28)+1)D!
But you would've know that the banana would've been ((e^pi^28)+1)D, so I can clearly not quantum entangle the banana in front of me.
I take Kirbys Avatar of Wrath (0-2-5) and make them eat the banana. Banana’s properties are now on the Avatar of Wrath (0-2-5). Also, Kingofthepirates, do you play bloons td6? I do. Have you ever done a 2-0-5 Avatar? I’ve been experimenting with different cross paths. My name is (shocker) Pengwinja.

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