Ehh, I wonder if any of them live in New Yolk, I've heard they have Foul Plumage there.

This thread got reported to the mods for fowl play, but it looks fine to me.

Hahahahahaha this thread cracks me up!
















[b][i][end me please][/i][/b]

Or full of foul language and quotes from Darles Chickens.

I hope this thread isn't full of poultry comments

Feed chickens clay & they become bricklayers ?

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Let the puns out!
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I second that. Make all the egg yolks you can before the thread dies. Don't make too many puns in the same post though, it tends to eggravate people.

Nah don't walk on eggshells or anything. Let the puns out! You'll get +1's and it'll be another feather in your cap. Your plan seems to be well laid.



...don't mind me yolks, I'll see myself out.

I will probably roo ster day I started this thread...

It's harder to get a job now that everyone has an eggducation.

A most eggcelent achievement

I have taught my hen to count her own eggs.
She is a Mathemachicken.