I only cared about telling the one joke. I'm not watching the Oscars.

I have a feeling you really love award shows

BOSS BABY GOT SNUBBED

We’re talking about the people who gave Suicide Squad an award, after all.

Oh no I don’t care about whether or not films I like have awards. I am emotionally invested in complaining, however.

Which is why I’m just listening to a livestream commentary of the Oscars and watching who wins instead of actually walking the Oscars.

>the year of our Lord two-thousand-and-eighteen Anno Domini
>placing any emotional investment into pop culture award shows
i seriously hope you guys don't do this

Are y'all ready for another couple days of complaining? I sure am.

Hey y’all! I’m back from the future. You’ll never believe this, but Boss Baby actually won that Oscar.

I could list probably thirty albums better than 24k Magic. Why do people even care about the Grammys?

There's also no way the washed up Gorillaz deserved to beat the first actually good National album. The Mountain Goats deserve that one though.

I’ve never felt what it feels like to agree with Brad. It feels icky. But I think I like it.

If you want to get mad just watch Maury pauvich or something. As to these awards shows, why would anyone care. There are so many and so expansive they just about give trophies for participation at neighborhood soccer games.

Because it’s fun to get mad. That’s also why I made the title vague enough to be about literally any awards show any given year. Gotta expect the bullshit ahead of time.

I feel like this happens every year but for some reason people keep watching these shows and giving them credibility?

What did Bruno Mars take like 7 Grammys home? Was 24k magic really worth the praise it got? It deserved a Grammy or two not a fucking handful in a run away victory.

Albums better than 24k magic:
-Awaken My Love , Childish Gambino
-DAMN , Kendrick Lamar
-Humanz , Gorillaz
-Gemini, Macklemore

Don’t get me wrong I love 24k Magic, but it didn’t win because it was artisticly superior, it won because it was popular with the masses.

Also new artist going to a girl who’s been singing for several years now and not Khalid and his breakout year is trash. Not to mention alternative album going to an album that didn’t even chart or take risks over the return of Gorillaz with Humanz.

Fuck the Grammys

Even Humanz was better than 24k Magic, and it wasn’t even that great.

Okay y’all what is this?? 24k Magic wins Album of the Year at the Grammy’s in a year with 4:44, Melodrama, and DAMN.????

This is worse than the Oscars. How are we supposed to believe Bruno Mars deserves these wins when it isn’t 2010?