Dear KotP,
That bundle of trinkets? What would you get for that?
From the Cynico~Coin~ Exchange?
A dismissive lack of interest.

We've had to tell quite a few billionaires who have submitted bids to purchase one of the Eight Cynico Coins in existence that they are "vulgar nouveau riche" and to reapply after five generations of further education.

The only candidates closest to purchasing a CynicoCoin are Prince William and Princess Kate, they are probationary entrants to bid after William's coronation.as King of the UK

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Dear KotP,
You have shown far too much enthusiasm and inquisitiveness to be regarded as a suitable owner of a CynicoCoin.
This is an elite level cryptocurrency for those few high net worth persons who can display complete contempt towards material possessions and orthodox forms of wealth
Hence the astronomical prices being offered on markets that we casually dismiss as being "quaintly amusing".
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you have not answered my question, please do. what can I get for my 2 nickles, 3 dimes, 4 pennies, pocket lint, random piece of string, 2x2 red lego piece, 2 balls from a ball bearing, and pinch of glitter?

Dear KotP,
You have shown far too much enthusiasm and inquisitiveness to be regarded as a suitable owner of a CynicoCoin.
This is an elite level cryptocurrency for those few high net worth persons who can display complete contempt towards material possessions and orthodox forms of wealth
Hence the astronomical prices being offered on markets that we casually dismiss as being "quaintly amusing".

so... what can you get me for... 2 nickles, 3 dimes, 4 pennies, some pocket lint, a random piece of string, a 2x2 red lego piece, 2 balls from a ball bearing, and a pinch of glitter?

"I am the Cynic" -Chancellor Mitchell

Get Hip whipper-snappers with the latest crypto~currency, for Cynics, Sceptics and those wishing to attain concocted superiority in social settings.
Be ultra cool & Hip, casually dismissive of the gazillions of $$$ YOU WILL.MAKE IN PROFITS.
Invest in Cynico~currency.... if you can!
We're so Cynical we will refuse to sell.you any because your simply not good enough in our opinion to own any of our CynicoCoins.
Hence the sky-rocketing prices being offered for the only eight CynicoCpins in existence that are not currently for sale.