Mmmmm.. sandwiches!

Why in the name of all that is decent and holy did I open this thread?

Curiousity kills the cat.

@SD: "People are going to say mean things about you on the internet no matter what hobby you pursue."
Yeah, I'm pretty sure I've demonstrated that I know that. And I'm also pretty sure that I've demonstrated that I don't really care all that much. The hate isn't that bad, like you have said. I don't know why you have the idea that I feel a need to be singled out, because I don't.

@Jamiet: Yeah no. I don't fap to ponies. I'm a brony, not a furry. And I don't play with the toys lol. I wouldn't mind collecting them (supports the show), but I wouldn't play with them. All I do is watch the show, and read/look at/listen to some of the fan-made stuff.

@Jamiet: You like sandwiches? Ewww, you sandwich loving freak! Next you be saying you like mustard AND ketchup all over your bread. Sheesh, I've never met someone so wierd!! ;P

Ewww, no way. Mustard OR ketchup, not both at once.

Well..., there is SOME hope for you yet then.

No, he is an intercondimentphobic retard. Separated but equal my ass. Mustard and ketchup belong together!

Mustard mayonnaise, on the other hand, is godly.

You sandwich loving flip-flopper! So on one hand you are condemning the mixture of two condiments whose only crime is that they wish to be together... yet on the other you are permitting and even encouraging two other condiments that they should be mixed. And so the question begs to ask..., how will you vote on the ketchup-mayonnaise pair. Will you be a complete condimentist against ketchup here as well or is mayonnaise thus not as high on your heirarchy of condimentation thus that it can mix with a lower ranking condiment that is not allowed by mustard.

What the fuck has this turned into?

I like to call it progress.

If obi shows up, he'll get the thread back on track with a complete list of his favourite ponies and grades for all the episodes. I swear he has more Top X lists than PE has memes pics and links.

Personally, I find mustard and ketchup equality discussions much more interesting than fapping away to a few ponies. Then again, that's just me.

You don't fap away to them, you watch them dancing at parties and laughing. They're not underage so it's legal.

@SD Did you even read what I wrote? Or what CM wrote? Or what you're writing? Because I don't think you have any coherent argument. Unless you actually think "People only like this show because they like being harassed" is a valid argument, which is so insanely stupid I don't even know where to begin.

@Jamiet99uk- not everyone's a clopper. And I've never heard of anyone liking carebears. I think most bronies are probably normal-ish people.

And it's honey mustard and ketchup, all the way. Mayonnaise is disgusting. If I was interested in smothering my sandwiches in big globs of horse semen, I'd just go find a furry. Zing!

I certainly don't believe people only like it because they like to be harrassed.

I do believe that bronies do frequently have a serious harrassment complex. Here, we can see it in what you personally said. Like this: "Oh yeah, I totally love having my friends and the rest of society giving me shit for the things I love." Or this: "Yeah, get used to geek-on-geek hate. Ever since I've become a fan of this show I suddenly know how furries must feel." I've seen other places on the internet where bronies act like they're as marginalized as Jews, blacks, or gays.

I believe that bronies frequently have a desire to stand out and be counted expecting to be harrassed over liking the show. Which, again, I say like what you like. No matter what it is, you'll get some shit over it. There seems to be this attitude that bronies get more shit than fans of other stuff, and it's just not true at all. But they aggressively talk about how much shit it's caused them...which is usually actually zero or at max "someone said a mean thing to me on the internet."

@SD: "But they aggressively talk about how much shit it's caused them..." When? Give me an example. I'd hardly call the two things diplomacyraptor said (which you quoted out of context) "aggressively talking about how much shit it's caused him".

On burgers, it's ketchup, mayo, and mustard (along with pickles, onions, lettuce, and cheese). On hotdogs, it's ketchup and mustard (plus relish, onions, and cheese). On a sandwhich, it's usually boht mayo and mustard (sometimes one without the other) but never ketchup. Oh, and if it is a peanut butter sandwhich, no comdiments except jelly or banannas or potato chips (or fritos).

Ok...you guys now have my vote for strangest thread. Obviously I don't watcb enough tv, as I have no idea what the hell this even relates to.

What condiments do you put on a My Little Pony when you kill it and eat it?

Horse Radish the spicier the better to kill the taste of plastic.

You condimentists! What about relish? Does it have no rights?

Relish is a condiment.