Rommel - you dumb ass - I will NOT comment on whether or not nuking NK or iran is a good or bad idea....BECAUSE THAT WAS NOT THE POINT OF THE POST, YOU FOOL! The point was....they are both really bad dressers.....but overall, Kim Jong Il seems to have slightly more flair than London Fog-wearing Achneedadinnerjacket from iran.


Of course, you are probably too frekaing stupid to even catch the joke within the made-up names, and understand the mocking of what he wore to the UN. You, apparently, are *that* stupid and ill-informed.

I guess my sarcasm on these threads requires that the reader have a modicum of knowledge about world events, and world characters. You, apparently, do not, and thus are too dense to catch the irony, the sarcasm, etc.

I pity you and your arrogance, because you arrogance is based upon.....<wisp...> a puff of nothingness...

@Yellow....if that a thinly veiled compliment? Or a thinly veiled insult? Well...Hannity is famous and rich and persuades the opinions of millions....so I will take that as a compliment.

Frankly, I find Hannity to be a dim-witted fool most of the time. As you compare me to an *educated* Hannity....I assume it is a compliment, as he is powerful, but ignorant, but you suggest my opinions are powerful, and informed.

Thank you.

@YellowJacket:

That's not fair:

Crediting Sean Hannity with a formal education is an insult to all of us who actually HAVE an education...or a brain...or a brain cell...

If Hanniy had a formal education, he had it only in passing, and never in proper.

@Obi....he said Hannity does NOT have a formal education. My dear educated friend...you need to go reread that! :P

I think they should bring Glenn Beck back, I miss his rantings.

I think we've heard from a few of you now...now what would you do with TWO nukes? Because I'd let the first one go in Moscow, while the other gets let off in the English Channel: ruin France and England's fishing industry and poor radiation all over the Atlantic via the currents. Yeay, shut down half of all sea trade too!

Haha Krellin, I'm not serious. That was just a cheap shot.

We have a Glenn Beck here too, that't Tettleton's Chew :P

Ah....it wasn't a cheap shot. Again...being compared to a guy that makes millions of dollars articulating his opinions is not an insult. That you don't like Hannity (or do) is inconsequential. That you suggest that I am an *educated* version of Hannity is even that much more of a compliment...and I happen to agree. Hannity tends to be a douche-bag. I accept your insult as a compliment, joke or not.

If I had to nuke a populated area? Beijing. no doubt about it. Teach them to keep artificially deflating their currency and fucking the world in global trade. It'll force them to play by the rules.....but Tehran and Pyongyang are very tempting. I probably wouldn't say Tehran because the fallout could go to populated areas (don't know the wind patterns there) but with Pyongyang and Beijing it would go into the ocean.

IN a more realistic/serious manner, if I really had to nuke a place on earth, I'd choose the Mariannas Trench. Deepest place in the world, so it can't hurt anyone (unless it causes and earthquake/tidal wave) I actually, much like the volcano posters, just want to see what would happen.

With two nukes, you double tap your first target. Higher success rate through redundancy.

lol Hanged Man.

How could I forget the double tap? Isn't that like rule #2 if there's a zombie invasion?

KA's house

or should I say his parents' house

nuke the moon
lunatics

Yep.

Have you ever heard of the MAD doctrine krellin?

I would nuke one of the antarctic ice sheets and create the world's largest ever ice-berg.

I would nuke my burrito.

i think i may nuke some noodles right now

Shadow Moses Island, to cover up the failed Metal Gear project.