OK...so, 15-hour school day (not kidding, 7am-10pm) but now that that's done...
My GOD, it just keeps going and going and going...anyone think we can pass this thread off as art somewhere? Split the profits with you...the whole two dollars someone might pay for this... ;)
I'll adress, I suppose, the other posts in a bit--though I'm really hesitant to as I STILL don't think anyone has yet adressed my point on "a sentence must contain words" pertaining to art as a whole. It hasn't been adressed as far as I can see (I skimmed, so I might be wrong, but didn't see it first time through those responses) and the ONLY attempt to adress it at allw as really a non-attempt, Lord Alex simply STATING "Musical piece does not equal sentence" as if that were enough, with no evidence to support his claim and, just as importantly, if not more so, a counterargument to mine, since, again, my principle, as far as I cna tell, has NOT been directly challenged, and so, again, since I don't see my principle being challenged, I cannot accept, then, any challenge to the conclusion of that principle as anything but superficial if you agree with the principle "all sentences have words/all forms of art have signifiers," but not "That which lacks a signifier is not art." It's akin to accepting 1+1=2 but not that 2, then, is necessarily a larger quantity than 1.
The one part I WILL adress right now, this coming from mcbry:
"And another thing, Obi, anyone that bashes Joseph Conrad (even qualified bashing) and suggests that Star Wars is in any way the equal or better of 2001 (or by extension that anything George Lucas could ever be associated with could be the equal or better of anything Stanley Kubrick was associated with) and in the same post no less, shall officially and effective immediately have his/her license to express, dispute, or otherwise pontificate any opinion regarding art and the artistic hereby REVOKED. You, sir, are a philistine. That is all.
:)"
To take this bit by bit:
-To say I cannot "bash" Josef Conrad (I use his natural name, rather than the Anglicized version) is...well, really--why not? Literary criticism is perfectly legitimate, and I have a perfectly legitimate complaint with Conrad, namely that I feel his use of adjectives and description, while BRILLIANT, is so excessive and overdone at times that it KILLS the pace of his stories. He does have good points, but I simply cannot stand his atrocious pacing, particularly in "Nostromo"--now, "Heart of Darkness" I have a similar problem, but with the story being shorter, a novella, and Kutz as a character is genuinely interesting, but "Nostromo" is just ATROCIOUS in its pacing to the point where its characters just seem frozen and static, even though they're not...I said about 2001 that there's giving us a slow shot of a ship to establish how long space flight takes and how majestic and vast space is...and then there's over-doing it. I felt 2001 was guilty of that in a lot of places, and the same with "Nostromo."
Actually, to be honest, while I would argue Conrad and Kubrick are in different forms and so, to an extent, it's folly to try and compare them...but while I would still take Conrad over Kubrick in the case of "Nostromo" vs. 2001 because even though it moves slower than a snail glued to the floor Conrad's story still...well, is still a story, whereas I think 2001 is in many places loose to the point where the audience is making up the story more than the author is, and so while I praise and value interpretive elements in an author's work, there's a fine line I think Kubrick violated badly enough with 2001 to make it more of a mobile photography shoot than a film in places, I WILL say I can see why people could easily like "Nostoromo" and 2001 for that pacing--though why I honestly cannot say.
And, in any case, BOTH are still art, and certainly more so than a blank canvas or 4:33.
;)
-I didn't mean to suggest Lucas was better than Kubrick--he's NOT. ;) Setting aside Indiana Jones and other "fun" movies, I WOULD say a a director Kubrick trounces Lucas and is easily in the Top 4 (I'd say Welles, Spielberg, Kubrick, and Coppola, just off the top of my head) directorially. I DO think the three original Star Wars films are better than 2001, but that's no knock against Kubrick, I think 2001 IS an attempt DIRECTORIALLY to try something wonderful and new, and in that respect it suceeded.
As a STORY I would say Star Wars is better only because, again, I think 2001 is mostly devoid of an inherent story.
Kubrick vs. Lucas is like Muhammad Ali vs. Leon Spinks:
9/10 Kubrick KILLS Lucas...but its just this on instance I ahve to lean with the weaker director and writer (let's face it, Star Wars IV-VI was great, and the Indy movies he did with Speilberg were fun, but besides that and, well, American Grafiti, that's decent, his work's CRAP, and Kubrick is one of the best directors of our age, and maybe THE best cinematrography-wise.)
I therefore demand my license BACK. :p