"Think about it!"

That's a contradiction :)

Questions:
1 - Are you kidding?
2 - No, seriously, you've got to be fucking yanking my chain
3 - Seriously? Dude, just.... Dude
4 - Are you aware the accident rate in the so called 'Bermuda Triangle' is no greater than any other area with similar conditions, and that the majority of the mysteeeerious happenings associated with the 'Triangle' either never happened or didn't happen anywhere near the area in question?
5 - Even if I was going to stipulate that there was a 'Bermuda Triangle' - which I obviously am not - stating that it is the site of the Garden of Eden is baseless. I have an equal amount of evidence (ie: none) than Chuthulu and the Elder Gods are hanging out in R'lyeh, which is underwater there. Or the ever popular aliens

well if we're coming up with theories for which there is NO evidence, i've got enough to show that the Invisible pink Unicorn is to blame.

Also i think i have e-NO-ugh evidence to prove that the Goddess the Discordians worship is infact a giant triangle who like to eat people and lives in the sea around bermuda...

Think about it!

How about the one where Bermuda Triangle is where all the evil multis like Bearnstein end up...because they suck so hard.

R'lyeh is obviously in the South Pacific. You're thinking of the city of the Deep Ones off the coast of Innsmouth.

I'm pretty sure stratagos gets some monster points, but Invictus just won the thread. You guys know your Cthulu! :D

orathic, you be trolling

His Noodliness told me to tell all of you that your fantastic theories are noithing but fantasy. His Noodliness declares there is a Bermuda Triangle, but it is actually more of a quadrilateral. He also declares that nothing out of the normal happens there. It's just another area like saying the Black Sea.

Now, bow down to His Noodliness and forever pledge allegiance to the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

Just what the world needs: fundamentalist pastafarians

stratagos +1

Oh man, orathaic, I thought you were going to refer to the methane gas bubble theory. I sort of like that one.

We can't have a thread for every wonky religious theory...

My favourite quote supposedly from a forum:
"Evolution says that we started out simple, and over time became more complex. That just isn't possible: UNLESS there is a giant outside source of energy supplying the Earth with huge amounts of energy. If there were such a source, scientists would certainly know about it."

stratagos + 1

um guys... just on a side note here...

has anyone seen any of the other articles on this site? e.g.

http://christwire.org/2010/08/why-do-rabbits-rape-cats/
http://christwire.org/2010/04/do-gay-pets-go-to-heaven/
http://christwire.org/2010/01/from-crossdressers-to-christ-haters-the-very-worst-of-youtube/ (take a look at their top 10 list....)
http://christwire.org/2010/07/anal-bleaching-for-the-sodomite-who-wants-to-look-his-best/