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Gnome de Guerre (359 D)
19 Dec 09 UTC
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weird
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guy~~ (3779 D(B))
17 Dec 09 UTC
English words that look like they have been spelled wrong
Anyone come across weird English words that looked like they have been spelled wrong, but in fact, have not?
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Join this game plz
http://webdiplomacy.net/board.php?gameID=17129

50 D required to join and only one slot free :D
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doofman (201 D)
17 Dec 09 UTC
Vagina Game
http://www.webdiplomacy.net/board.php?gameID=17023
Acosmist (0 DX)
17 Dec 09 UTC
if it's anything like real life I will never get into that game
doofman (201 D)
17 Dec 09 UTC
well its Diplomacy.. so give it a go Acosmist
Acosmist (0 DX)
17 Dec 09 UTC
oh it's live, yeah I can't do that today
Macrado (706 D)
17 Dec 09 UTC
You have something against live vaginas? ewwwwww
doofman (201 D)
17 Dec 09 UTC
the dead ones don't tend to bleed as much.. this is definitely a live one
Acosmist (0 DX)
17 Dec 09 UTC
Well, Macrado, I like my women like I like my coffee...

doofman (201 D)
17 Dec 09 UTC
black and with sugar??
Acosmist (0 DX)
17 Dec 09 UTC
No, keep trying...
Lord Stark (100 D)
17 Dec 09 UTC
Hot, wet, with lots of cream?
Rubetok (766 D)
17 Dec 09 UTC
Bittersweet ?
Acosmist (0 DX)
17 Dec 09 UTC
No one has heard this one before? Come on.
pootercannon (326 D)
17 Dec 09 UTC
"I like my women like I like my coffee..."

Brazilian?
doofman (201 D)
17 Dec 09 UTC
white hot and with a straw to suck on
pootercannon (326 D)
17 Dec 09 UTC
hand picked by a South American drug lord and tied up in a sack over the back of a donkey
Cyrano (354 D)
17 Dec 09 UTC
"I like my women like I like my coffee..."
Crushed into a fine powder and mixed with hot water?
Acosmist (0 DX)
17 Dec 09 UTC
Cyrano is close...
pootercannon (326 D)
17 Dec 09 UTC
Oh god ... Chopped up and in the freezer?
Acosmist (0 DX)
17 Dec 09 UTC
Ground up is how I heard it
doofman (201 D)
17 Dec 09 UTC
with cinnamon?
doofman (201 D)
17 Dec 09 UTC
ground... Acosmist- for that kind of job.. how big a grinder do you need.. and where can i get one
pootercannon (326 D)
17 Dec 09 UTC
There are lots of them. I like "Hand picked by a South American drug lord and tied up in a sack over the back of a donkey" the best.
Acosmist (0 DX)
17 Dec 09 UTC
I'll be honest, pootercannon, that one does sound tempting. You'd figure drug lords would have some nice ones!

doofman - a SWAT team has been dispatched to your house.
Cyrano (354 D)
17 Dec 09 UTC
What kind of joke is that? If you're grinding something up it should be a dead baby!
vamosrammstein (757 D(B))
17 Dec 09 UTC
Uh oh, here come the dead baby jokes.
grumbledook (569 D(S))
17 Dec 09 UTC
Q. How do you get 10 babies in a bowl?
A. With a blender.

Q. How do you get them out?
A. With chips!
doofman (201 D)
17 Dec 09 UTC
Acosmist.. can you call off the SWAT, im in the middle of 2 live games here.. wait until after that at least
Cyrano (354 D)
17 Dec 09 UTC
Heh, no that's a clasic. How about this: How many babies does it take to paint a house?
Iceray0 (266 D(B))
17 Dec 09 UTC
depends on how hard you throw them
vamosrammstein (757 D(B))
17 Dec 09 UTC
What's the only thing worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree?
Cyrano (354 D)
17 Dec 09 UTC
Nice Ice, now what gets louder as it gets smaller?
grumbledook (569 D(S))
17 Dec 09 UTC
One dead baby nailed to ten trees.
grumbledook (569 D(S))
17 Dec 09 UTC
What's pink, squeals, and flies through the air?
Cyrano (354 D)
17 Dec 09 UTC
Actually grumble, not quite. As for yours, is it a baby taped to a football?
grumbledook (569 D(S))
17 Dec 09 UTC
Cyrano, it is where I'm from. Huh.

Answer - It's a baby shot from a catapult. What do you call it when it lands? Free pizza!


Cyrano (354 D)
17 Dec 09 UTC
Heh, that's the trouble with these jokes, so many right answers! My usual response is a baby in a trash compactor, and yours is hilarious, and absolutely sick!
Macrado (706 D)
17 Dec 09 UTC
Dear god what I have I done to this thread? :-)
Chrispminis (916 D)
17 Dec 09 UTC
Why did the baby fall out of the tree?

It was dead.

Why did the second baby fall out of the tree?

It was stapled to the first.

Why did the third baby fall out of the tree?

Peer pressure.
Cyrano (354 D)
17 Dec 09 UTC
How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles?

Nail it's other foot to the floor.
ILN (100 D)
19 Dec 09 UTC
lol


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jmo1121109 (3812 D)
19 Dec 09 UTC
I think there is a problem.
See inside Moderator or Kejtas please!
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ILN (100 D)
19 Dec 09 UTC
LIVE game! -5min/phase!
http://www.webdiplomacy.net/board.php?gameID=17135
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Bezborodov (775 D)
19 Dec 09 UTC
5 Minute WTA Game
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The Conquerer (0 DX)
19 Dec 09 UTC
New Game!
http://webdiplomacy.net/board.php?gameID=17125
50 D, 1-day phase, WTA, Global chat only
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obiwanobiwan (248 D)
19 Dec 09 UTC
I Don't Care If It's December- I WANT MY M-E-T-S METS!
I love them... they break my heart every year, and I still love them. I love my 49ers and Anaheim Ducks, but baseball... THAT's what I can share with my drama friends... I WANT MY METS! So- who else on the site loves their team? :D

Any team, come on... except that one in Philly... and L.A.... and the BRONX!
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The Conquerer (0 DX)
19 Dec 09 UTC
LIVE GAME?
is anyone up for a live game?
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noahjf (0 DX)
19 Dec 09 UTC
Live game! Need 3 more people!!!
http://webdiplomacy.net/board.php?gameID=17099
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chessmaster850 (0 DX)
19 Dec 09 UTC
NEW GAME! JOIN IT!
gameID=17111
17 point bet, WTA
1 day, 12 hour phases
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doofman (201 D)
19 Dec 09 UTC
live game, 1 more
http://www.webdiplomacy.net/board.php?gameID=17108
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doofman (201 D)
19 Dec 09 UTC
live game, 4 more
http://www.webdiplomacy.net/board.php?gameID=17107
5bet
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ottovanbis (150 DX)
19 Dec 09 UTC
friday live
http://webdiplomacy.net/board.php?gameID=17106
wta 5 D password, ask me, ten minute phases
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doofman (201 D)
19 Dec 09 UTC
live game guys
http://www.webdiplomacy.net/board.php?gameID=17107
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akilies (861 D)
18 Dec 09 UTC
Question
How is it possible to have negative points in play???
i feel like i should know this
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Biddis (364 D)
16 Dec 09 UTC
SNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!
SNNNOOOOOWWW!!!!!!! wooooooo

It's SNOWING in London everyone!! Don't know why I felt like sharing that with everyone but i'm so happy, I love SNOW! it makes me feel all Christmasy! Anyone else had snow yet?
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checkmate (0 DX)
18 Dec 09 UTC
juggernaut
what the hell means that?
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Iceray0 (266 D(B))
18 Dec 09 UTC
Live Game right freaking now!
http://webdiplomacy.net/board.php?gameID=17098
Jump on it!
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jireland20 (0 DX)
18 Dec 09 UTC
FRIDAY NIGHT LIVE!!!!
http://www.webdiplomacy.net/board.php?gameID=17093
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gi549 (253 D)
18 Dec 09 UTC
Rule clarification
Can a fleet in Finland support a Fleet on the NC of St. Petersburgh, and vice versa?
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Triskelli (146 D)
18 Dec 09 UTC
Live, live, live!!!
...What he said ^
gameID=17094
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Noob179 (645 D)
18 Dec 09 UTC
Is Ghost rating (not ranking) affected by not playing for a while?
Does anyone know if your Ghost rating is impacted if you don't play any games for a while (like over the holidays)? I realize that your comparative RANKING may change.... but is your rating in any way affected?

thanks in advance. Happy Holidays!
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Iceray0 (266 D(B))
18 Dec 09 UTC
Metagaming
http://webdiplomacy.net/board.php?gameID=17084&msgCountry=Global
France and England, just like they have in every other one of their games. Sending an e-mail to the mods as well just wanted to inform the community.
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Gnome de Guerre (359 D)
17 Dec 09 UTC
Game Progressed to Spring 1932
I figured that title would get your attention. Such a game has never been played (here)....as far as I know. What is the longest-running game of Diplomacy on or off this site (in terms of number of turns played)?
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Gobo (100 D)
18 Dec 09 UTC
Disbanding on the game map?
I thought that the game map used to show disbanding of armies. But in a game that just had a retreat phase with some disbands, nothing is shown. Is that intentional?
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Triskelli (146 D)
18 Dec 09 UTC
Game Analysis Requested;
gameID=15501

I played Germany
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Li0n (348 D)
18 Dec 09 UTC
GO GO GO !!!
Join this game plz !!!
http://www.webdiplomacy.net/board.php?gameID=17084
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doofman (201 D)
18 Dec 09 UTC
live game, 2 more
http://www.webdiplomacy.net/board.php?gameID=17080
2 replies
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