The title is a joke for those sexist posts about whores... I have seen no girls jumping on the neck of anyone, so I assume they are very tame, or that they are not allowed...
I indeed want to exclude multis and other jerk that harm a good game. Calling "girls" to them is an insult for the fair kind. Not even "Worms" is a good name for them.
So please, enter if you want to PLAY DIPLOMACY, not just grab some easy points. There are better methods for that (as Jesuschrist has proved) that do not bother good players.

8 hours per phase, 80 point buy-in, PPSC.
Game at http://phpdiplomacy.net/board.php?gameID=5413

Would prefer people who enjoy diplomacy and exchanging messages, but feel free to join even if you're somewhat press-averse.

http://www.phpdiplomacy.net/board.php?gameID=5416

12 Hour turns, 20 point buy in. Join up

http://www.phpdiplomacy.net/board.php?gameID=5422

If you feel like having a fun relaxed game of diplo lets get playing

Please see below:

Rait is no longer #1, MarekP is..... WHAT!?

What happens when, after the fall season, a player who experienced a loss of SCs, and thus must select which unit to remove from the board, fails to submit orders in time?

I can't get the ball rolling :-( but were you searching? (for what?) friend? link? forum? usenet? sourceforge?

I've posted links myself on rec.games.diplomacy, and there's a sourceforge/freshmeat project page, but I get the impression most have come from other places

for those of you willing to take something from my trench coat.
30 points
Points per Supply Center
72 hour phases
http://phpdiplomacy.net/board.php?gameID=5417

would anyone be willing to babysit for me for a few days? starting tmmrw of saturday (im on eastern time (U.S.)
and going for a few days? I only have one game that I'm doing pretty well in so it shouldnt be too hard

I wont have reliable access to a computer, as I'm going to the RNC so a sitter would be great

All players welcome!

There has been much talk about inflation and the somewhat deceptive way that players are ranked. I suggest a new ranking system. I apologize if this suggestion has been made in the past.

First, set a weight to each time of end game

3 points for wins
2 points for draws
1 point for survival
0 points for defeats

Sum = Rank points
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Second, calculate the player's point pool.

Current total + Bets placed in current games played = Point pool
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Third, combine the Point pool and the rank points

Point Pool * Rank Points = Rank Value
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Finally, Rank Value is used to set up the rank of players. Higher value, higher rank.
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The weights for ranking may need modification, but i think this system works pretty well. Im sure there will be much critiquing, but i welcome it. If we can design a good system, we could have a better ranking system that better indicates skill, something i think everyone wants.

The three remaining players in our game have agreed to let our 12 hour turns run while I am gone. They will most likely be able to go in and place hold moves, but will mine go into CD? If after 2 turns or 3?

Is it allowed to make another user, so I could play in more games at a time (at least untill I get more points on this user)?
I won't be entering the same game with both, of course.

http://www.phpdiplomacy.net/board.php?gameID=4974

Italy, England, and Austria have all agreed in global and will post here to confirm.

I need a sitter for 5 games I am involved in for this weekend (Sat/Sun 30-31 Aug). Please send me a message if you would be willing to cover my games.

I have created my first game of diplomacy, easy points!

I have never actually played this before, I've only seen my bro play it

What happens when a player fails to submit orders in time?

How does one know when a player has abandoned a game?

Hi - unable to participate in a game from Friday late afternoon to Saturday late evening (24 game). Is anyone able to cover for me?

would you be so kind as to tell me the reasons you are a christian?

von clausewitz has been in the same games as texlaxer and every game that he has finished texlaxer has won. I've had the misfortune of being in 3 games with them so far and just realized how those names seemed so familiar. Here is von clausewitz's account id
http://www.phpdiplomacy.net/profile.php?userID=6895

Hi all,
Im signed up for 2 games.
How does the system determine what power everyone plays?
How do you communicate with players within the game?
Will I recieve a email when my game starts or do I have to check in every day?

Where do I find answers to these kind of things?

Scourge of Europe

http://phpdiplomacy.net/board.php?gameID=5396

Just wondering how everyone else keeps notes on other players? What information do you include and what program i.e. Excel Spreadsheet or some word processing program.

our game 5365 started with only 5 players and a pot of 500. 2 others joined after the game started but before the first moves. the pot is only 686. what is the formula to determine CD joins?

Someone take over Turkey in this game please, or Austria wins without resistance!

http://phpdiplomacy.net/board.php?gameID=5155

Sorry for being a noob but i am. I joined a game that was all 100 without checking it out like an idiot. If I lose this one do i have to make a new account?

the bet is 10 points.

http://www.phpdiplomacy.net/board.php?gameID=5385

Would people be interested in an option when creating a new game that would automatically cancel the game if less than 7 join?