But then inflation runs wild, and your billion dollars is worth nothing, and the economy collapses.
I wish for a bolt-action rifle.

Wish Granted but then you aim it at your own head thinking the safety is on but it really isn't and you pull the trigger

I wish there were Martians on the moon

Wish Granted but the martians who were really originally from mars invaded earth and enslaved the human race for eternity

I wish that Bill Gates named me his sole heir in his will

Wish Granted but then someone robbed and killed you and found the keys to your safe full of cash

I wish that I had Two-million dollars and then moved to Mars where the economy can't collapse

@killer:
Granted, but you're arrested for using illegal currency in the Martian economy.

I wish for an endless supply of the world's greatest coffee.

Granted, but then you drink so much at one time it burns a hole in your throat and chokes you to death. I wish I could have some money that would collapse in the economy

*wouldn't collapse*

@killer:
Granted, but you only get 15 cents. Enjoy your two sticks of gum.
I wish for all money to be destroyed.

Granted, but then everything collapses. Nobody can pay bills, nobody can buy food, everything breaks down. The last few Humans on Earth search for you and then kill you using rocks tied to sticks. I wish for a million dollars and An economy that COULD NOT COLLAPSE!!!

But then people are frustrated at the class rule, and overthrow the economy and society.

I wish for an end to relative scarcity.

Granted, but then we become a society of overweight lazy people.

I wish this thread would end.

Granted, but it's because Submariner depth charges it.

I wish to not forget to post that I wish for something.

Granted, but because the thread was depth charged you can't post any new wishes.

Thread is now closed.

Granted, but the thread has opened up in a new time-space dimension.

I wish I could travel back in time to stop this kind of thig happening.

Granted, but you never go out of your house ever again and die from Vitamin D deficiency

Granted. You succeed and this thread is once again closed but you have to spend the rest of eternity hunting down every reopened version of it.

I wish New Zealand had won the World Cup

Granted, soccer-fans and soccer teams migrate to New Zealand following their impressive 9001-0 victory over the opposing team. The sheer weight of the new populations causes the islands to sink and become a myth like Atlantis.

I wish Windows computers could not get viruses.

Granted, but you get a million viruses, so you are physically unable to use your Windows computer anymore.

I wish I had God-mode over all wishes, thus making mine uncorruptable.

... cheater

Granted, but you also get a million viruses, so you are physically unable to make wishes anymore.

I wish I had perfect health and would never die.

Granted, but you can't make any more.

I wish I had a (working) laptop.

Last two posts apparently respond to the same wish, so I'll corrupt both. >=D

redcrane: Granted, but you're the only survivor of the impending nuclear holocaust. All food sources have been eradicated. Enjoy perpetual hunger.

diplomat: Granted, however the laptop runs Window 92. In the time it takes you to respond to my wish, you could probably have baked enough cakes on a wooden stove to save Marie Antoinette from embarrassment.

My wish is that this wish not be corrupted.

Granted, but an uncorrupted wish can't corrupt another wish, so your courruption is also nullified.

I wish I would lose the next game spectacularly