Are you still drunk, Draugnar? This is bizarre coming from you.
Do you even know what "mainline" means? It's a term for the largest Protestant churches which are considered mainstream. Lutherans aren't unified the way Catholics are, they have different synods and other regulatory bodies, and the churches are somewhat autonomous. The Church of Sweden is one of those separate bodies. The Missouri Synod still rejects gay marriage and the fact that the Church of Sweden has allowed gay marriage has no real bearing on that. There is no Lutheran Pope who sets uniform doctrine for Lutheran churches.
"So, how many "catholics" are lapsed catholics? How many schismatics? How many outright heretics? The catholic church counts lapsed catholics as still being amongst there number, despite the fact that many leave because they no longer believe in the way of the catholic faith."
I don't know what you're trying to say there. You could make the same argument for any religion since church attendance is declining everywhere.
"I'm sorry, but any religion which thinks that a celibate single man or woman can possibly relate to the issues of a family (something they haven't experienced) is full of it."
Well, it's just men. You don't go to a nun when you have marriage problems, you go to a nun to learn cursive. At any rate, priests counsel married people about getting along together and about living the sort of life God wants. Priests don't really provide marriage counseling, they provide spiritual counseling, something that they are certainly qualified for.
"Oh, and a heretic, by definition, must have been a catholic once. I'm never was catholic therefore I can't be a heretic. You should check your definitions with your padre before proving yourself the fool."
Not true. A heretic, according to Dictionary.com, is "a professed believer who maintains religious opinions contrary to those accepted by his or her church or rejects doctrines prescribed by that church." It's used often to refer to movements contrary to Catholicism because Catholicism was the dominant religion in the Western world for over a thousand years. You can easily have Muslim or Jewish or other Christian or Buddhist or whatever heretics. I also have hard time believing you didn't see that my calling you a heretic was rather lighthearted. I throw the word around quite a bit because I think it's funny, not because I genuinely tried to offend you.