@bo

my conspiracy is, -first off- the NSA we KNOW were discussing with Clinton and Clinton associates on communications. that's on official court records, there had been consultations. (now conspiracy) I think they knew she had a specific private server, and they thought - hey, we can use this. so they were spying on her, just to keep a little eye on the Dems. THEN, the weiner get exposed (+1 for pun of the year?) and the FBI casually requests all emails.

Clinton - who has fucked up - deletes some emails - Which the public still has ZERO knowledge on (except for brainbomb, who has psychic powers and knows they were ALLLLLLLLLL wedding stuff.) - but the NSA DOES know.

the NSA nudges the FBI and says, "oi me laddies" (the NSA are pirates btw) "that thar White whale (+1 for best fat shaming of year?) is wurkin with the east india establishment company. her blubbery ass tis worth a thousand gallions in agreeing with us. But bewarned, thurs a beasty coming, with giant tumorous skin, orange as the setting sun AND A TEMPERAMENT AS FOUL AS DONALD TR- *what? oh, it IS Trump? well i dunno a better metaphor. whatever, this bit is stupid

anyways, they know that nothing bad has happened, and so they tell the FBI- she fucked up, but now she'll owe us one PLUS nothing bad got leaked. we know, b/c we were spying on her. she'll be easier to work with, just don't indict her and our intelligence budgets are goin' up.

So that's the situation we're in now

also, I can back this up by the fact that the base-level computer-readouts from fort Meade, tell us that substantial internal data compilations in no way increased when the scandal broke out: AKA, the NSA gave very few actual shits about it. which is ACTUALLY surprising, and also the basis for my conspiracy. Go on Tor, and they have a Lot of useful raw data - much of which is in fact legal simply b/c it's 3rd party material. IE, not actual streamed data form a hack


...though in hindsight, it occurs to me that the NSA might not be pirates.

just, like, Irish or something.