"@Faces...Once every 3 weeks? What...do you shave off the top inch of flesh??? "
I'm barely 17...
My hair probably doesn't grow as fast as the adults here.
As for the 3 weeks, its an estimation, I only shave when I am about to go to a party, since I don't want an uneven semi-beard.

"same with taking a shit but you do that every day dont you"
This may sound retarded, but up until I was 6 I wasn't potty trained, not because I didn't know how to wipe nor how to use a toilet, but that I would just hold it in for as long as possible until I literally couldn't hold it in any more to the extent that it would start running down my leg.

So yeah, I use to be to lazy to shit.

However now days I actually do stuff on the toilet (And ironically I am sitting on it right now). Once I take a shit, I'm in there for the next 2 hours, again not because I'm constipated, but the walk between my bathroom and bedroom (~15 feet) isn't worth getting off the toilet.

"random beard fact: public figures who have beards are less trusted by the public - this is why no politician has one."
Objection! Thomas Mulcair, leader of the official opposition in the Canadian Parliament.

What

The

FUCK

more hair is more moisture and places for germies to live and debris to be harbored

no i dont shave my whole body but a person with less hair is actually that much more sanitary. that's not necessarily a reason to shave all hair, there are good reasons to have hair on the head for example but on the face we have to weigh it as a con.



damn fascist wait to you get to college. you might starve to death in your dorm room

It cannot be healthy to be him

@Thucy

Beards are nice when it's windy.

"damn fascist wait to you get to college. you might starve to death in your dorm room"
Last summer when I had the house to myself for two weeks, I lost 11 pounds (157 down to 146, I'm back up to 152 right now), so I might run into some problems when I'm by myself for practically a year.

But yeah, the best way to loose weight isn't working out or eating healthy foods, but making sure that closest food to where you are, is two stories away. Eating 1 package of microwavable food once every 30 hours and never leaving my bed other then that. I don't understand how all the stereotypical WOW gamers are fat.

I definitely shave my neck as well, the last thing anyone wants is that.

" but making sure that closest food to where you are, is two stories away."

not for normal people who have a functional hypothalamus

I'm not as bad a fasces, but I do know what he means. I'm on crutches right now, and it has absolutely caused me to opt out of meals since the d hall is far away.

"It cannot be healthy to be him"
lol, it really isn't.

Stay up till 4 am 6 days a week (its 6 am on Saturdays) either watching animes or playing computer games.
Waking up at 7am, 5 days a week to get to school on time. (well actually now I get up at 7:45 every other day, but skip breakfast and my morning shower to get those 45 extra minutes of sleep. In order to stay awake I now need to get 2 cups of coffee in me a day to stay awake, but I hate the taste of coffee so I put 16 sugars in a medium coffee just so I can drink it, I'm not sure if its a sugar rush, or caffeine rush that gets me through the day, but either way it works...)

Refusing to go pee until my bladder is killing me in pain.

Shower once every other day, never on weekends.

Brush teeth once a day, never on Saturdays. (however I am chewing gum 24/7, sometimes even when I sleep I forget to spit the gum out before going to bed, lol. Not saying gum is a replacement but that my breath doesn't smell bad. However I now chew gum because I am addicted to chewing, if I don't have a stick of gum in my mouth I either start chewing on my nails or my shirts, its quite the bad habit.)

Drinks rum not every Friday night, but most Fridays, not because I am with friends or because I like being drunk, but because I like the taste of alcohol.

That being said I have only smoked weed twice and never done any other drugs, so I should be fine in the aspect.

However the biggest thing that effects me is laziness and refusing to stop what I'm current doing. When I'm in the shower I don't want to get out, and so am in there for half an hour, which is generally when the hot water tank starts depleting and the temperature gets a little cool. When I'm on my computer I don't want to turn it off, and so don't go to be at night until I can't open my eyes from exhaustion. When I'm in second cup right before school, which I generally get there half an hour before school starts, I don't want to leave, and so am consistently 45 minutes late for period 1. Same goes for period 3 (lunch is in between period 2 and period 3).

Even homework, if I manage to remain focused for ~40 minutes (really, really unlikely), I generally keep at it until its completed or until its ~1 am. Best recent example was 7 straight hours of studying physics the night before the exam. My exam mark pulled me from a 33 to a 48. My mark was low not because I was stupid but because I didn't go to class in April or May (again, just stayed in second cup the entire time because I was to lazy to go to class). Most awkward moment ever was bumping into my Physics teacher in a Subway the week before the exam (mid-June), when I hadn't seen him since before the march break (early march).

If I'm asleep, I don't want to get up (I use to fall back asleep after my alarm every morning, but now the alarm is on the other side of the room, so I have to get up to turn it off, its a good tactic that works in getting me up in the morning). I normally wake up at like 12pm on weekends, but will just lie there until 2 or until my parents force me out of bed.

Anyone else like this, or is it as thucy said:
"not for normal people who have a functional hypothalamus"
lol

So yeah, thats a little insight into my life, and how pathetic fasces349 really is, and how he is most likely going to be unemployed and a burden on the welfare system for the rest of his life despite being the capitalist that he is.

and believe it or not my numbers displayed above are not exaggerations

even for stuff I enjoy, my laziness gets the better of me:
I haven't played Total War or Hearts of Iron III in months simply because of how long it takes to load the game (and that I need to insert the cd into my computer) but the last time I played either game, I was up until around 7am playing them.

I pretty much put off doing anything until I have nothing else to do...

I get where you're coming from Fasces, but I don't have it nearly as badly as you. You need help.

are like, trying to brag?

is it just laziness or perhaps you dont actually know what being healthy feels like so yo have nothing to miss?

i mean all of us have some foul bachelor frog in us but like

shit

Probably, but again (hopefully) knowing nothing else about me other then my dysfunctional habits, I have no reason to act on you suggestion, mainly because of the time it would take to organize and attend sessions of a therapist.

that was directed at Ghug

"are like, trying to brag?"
Do I look like the type who brags about how pathetic he is? I've posted this because I am a little tipsy, tired and felt that it was necessary...

"is it just laziness or perhaps you dont actually know what being healthy feels like so yo have nothing to miss? "
Define healthy...
and yes its laziness, like occasionally just lying in bed for 2 hours with a computer right next to you, simply because your to lazy to turn it on.

I once NMRed in a diplomacy game because of that laziness...

woohoo

so is it that you arent excited about life? because that kind of extreme laziness suggests a view of life that its not very exciting or worth it

otherwise you would value being healthy enough to put in the minimal effort to get it.

being really healthy is hard but doing the minimum of shitting, pissing, eating, or sleeping

lazy people usually sleep a lot, that's the one i dont understand for you.

I lie in bed 24/7, as I am right now.

I do my homework here, I watch movies/tv here, I play computer games here, I read here, I watch porn here, sleep here etc.

The difference is I don't sleep, I'm to lazy to sleep (so not sure if lazy is the right term), but like right now I am tired (its 2 am, I've been up since 7am, got 2 and a half hours of sleep last night), however will I go to sleep yet? No, why? Because I have other things to do. What other things:
I'm talking in this thread right now.
I'm watching some shitty anime.
I still need to enter orders in some diplomacy games that expire in the next 3 hours.

As for being excited about life, I dunno. I sometimes contemplate suicide, but would never follow through on that (to lazy, lol). Its not like I hate life, and I do enjoy much of what I do. But the issue is, I dunno of procrastinating is the right term, but I procrastinate doing everything, both what I enjoy and what I don't.

Thank you fasces, you have inspired me to immediately floss the KFC out of my gums.

But seriously, this is some sad story (assuming its true). Do you have the use of your legs?

Because if you don't, then none of this is really *your* fault really.

I shave with a blade on Monday and Thusday, with an electric razor on Tuesday and Friday. After my first Achilles rupture I didn't shave for six weeks, while on crutches, when I then shaved I had *so* many pimples, my face was a nasty mess, so for me it does seem unsanitary... Actually, my beard picture is the one I put on Geo's map! Also, my beard is getting pretty white these days, that's no good either...

oh i forgot to mention tan lines

yeah, I'm able bodied, and believe it or not I walk to school most days (25 minute walk), even on days when I have the option to take the TTC (transit system, would cost $2 and save 15 minutes)

This is a very sad and very inconsistent story. If it's a troll then you should totally take up writing or star on 'whos line is it anyway?' kudos.

@madmarx - admit that you ate nothing but KFC and mars bars everyday of your convalesence.

oh and I use an electric razor. Takes like 1 minute, never buy new blades.

but fielder you never get that close shave

i know but i'm soooo lazy