Quick question for all those budding geologists out there. If a nuke the size of the Tsar Bomba was dropped on an unstable area like Yellowstone National Park, what would happen? 'Cause if I had one I would be very tempted to do it just to find out...

@Rommeltastic....Good god, man. Get a life. First of all....this entire thread ***IS A JOKE***, SO LIGHTEN THE HELL UP. That being said....are you so freaking niave as to think that NOT nuking Iran will deter them from attacking us? Or are you one of those fools that says "We only got attacked because we were in the Middle East" even though we were attacked (the 1st World Trade Center bombing...) before we were ever in the Middle East? Are you *actually* one of the desperately ignorant fools that pretends we brought this on to ourselves?

Yeah....you know....if they had only appeased Hitler, that whole "World War II" nonsense never would have happened. You know....because evil is so easy to supplicate if you only appease them....because they aren't bullies, after all, that prey upon your weakness...

<Rolls eyes....OVER AND OVER again....at Rommel's idiocy...>

Firstly, I want to set up a number of closely located conferences/gatherings for the extremists and fuckwits of all belief systems, somewhere where a nuke going off won't be too bad (on the very relative scale). I'd then make sure the Daily Mail relocated there. Then I'd nuke wherever that may be. That seems entirely fair and reasonable

OMG!!! Rommel....did you see what Pete said! He wants to kill all sorts of various people, INCLUDING the daily mail. OMG OMG OMG!!!!! You better jump on him....lol

Lolol. Let's NUKE a nuclear power then. You REALLY should have given some advice to the White House back during the cold war. They would have LOVED to hear someone as short-sighted as you talk about how nuking Moscow would be a great idea.

No, let's not kid ourselves. Iran is nuclear-able, as is North Korea. I would shudder at the thought of you HONESTLY planning to deal with them with one Tsar bomb.

Shoot all the nuclear weapons into the heart of the sun.

No, rkane, you get ONE nuke. :P

Rommeltastic....you are a moron. You don't seem to quite grasp the humorous nature of the thread. My choice of Kim Jong Il versus Achmeneedadinnerjacket was based upon their fashion sense primarily, in addition to their global notoriety. Are you truly too dense to grasp that?

If you aren't....then why the hell aren't you likewise outraged at people that want to nuke the moon, for example, or any other idiotic notion put forth in this thread?

You, sir, are a moron. And...for those of you that are potentially concerned about me: don't be. Rommel is righteously deserving his label.

That being said....Rommel, let's not kid outselves....Iran *IS* nuclear-able....meaning that we could nuke the shit out of them....including their nuke program....with little to no fear of direct retaliatation from Iran. that is not to say there would be no consequences....but if you think the US is incapable of taking out Iran's retaliatory capability, then you apparently know *nothing* about the military capability of the US, *if* used to the full extent of it's ability.

But....that aside...grow up and just enjoy the humorous nature of the thread and stop being such a dillweed.

Yucca Flats.

Only one? OK. Lets make it count. How about Duluth.

China, to get rid of the worlds population problem

FASCES! Oh!

And to think I almsot forgot to send YOU an invite...

Fascesis too afraid, Obi. He should be. BE afaid! Be verrrrrry afraid, Fasces....

Krellin... Why do you mention that we should "Nuke the shit out of them" when this thread assumes you have ONE nuke, not many. For someone who claims that they're staying in the interest and intent of the thread... God are you ever short-minded.

Rommel...you are an idiot. Grow up.

Rommel...youare an idiot. Grow up.

And again.....Rommel....you are an idiot. Grow the hell up, you freaking dumbass. Why you are trying to pick a fight over this is beyond *anyone's* understanding. The very idea that I even explained the joke to you, because you ate too stupid and narrow-minded to grasp it on your own, it *still* beyond your childish, judgmental mind.

Grow up, you fool. Grow up, you immature little child. Grow up, you humorless bugger. Even your Mom hates you for this rage of yours....

In the sake of my one Nuke in a comical fashion, because Krellin demands it, and lord knows he can't try to admit any error at all, even in the sake of discussion...

Well, I would really want to see what would happen if someone landed a Tsar bomb in a Hawaiian Volcano, just to see what would happen.

Ooooh...more controversy!

I think we ough to invite Rommel as well!

(This is going to be FUN...!) ;p

Not really, I didn't RAGE, that's your problem. I said where I would nuke, and then asked you if you thought it would actually stop the problem. Where in that is the rage?

he didn't rage, krellin...???

(check your inbox, rommel)

Rommel...you didn't rage? You went off on me OVER and OVER again trying to accuse me of some nefarious goals. You are an idiot. And, for that matter, you are a poor loser...

When did I accuse you of nefarious goals? Find when I did. I suggested that you advise in the White house as a Jest. I'm sure you know that that wasn't an accusation of a 'goal' for your life.

"And Krellin, do you really think nuking Iran or North Korea would DETER them from attacking the west, or do you realize that that would only encourage them, and other nations, to go to war? " Here....this is a perfect example of you NOT GETTING THE JOKE, and thinking that I actually want to see the consequences of nuking iran.

the most pathetic thing about you isn't that you are a fool to begin with....it's that now that you have been pointed out as a fool, you throw up your hands and back away from your own arguments.

You are pathetic, at best.

I think that we should nuke the Iraqis and get the hell out of there.

Also, "No, don't nuke ANYTHING. There is no place in the world, King Atom, that you could ever justify nuking." I'm pretty sure that we have no need for all of Asia, Africa, and Australia.

KA....careful there! Rommel might get a little testy with you! He seems to have an innate love for dysfunctional regimes...

I was ASKING you to tell me what you expected. I wondered if you thought it was a good idea, or a bad one.

Also, until you're willing to admit that you think nuking Iran or NK would be a good idea, you haven't actually pointed out any of my arguments as a fool.

Lol, okay, I guess that's fair, KA. There's also plenty of Antarctica up for grabs.

And there's no saying I love dysfunctional regimes, actually. That's you trying to put words in my mouth because you've run out of trolling to do.