"What pretty language."
Thanks! Of course, I didn't invent it. I'm just speaking the language of philosophy, a field where proofs happen all the time (except among Continentals...).
"But that doesn't change the fact that you know what I meant."
You mean this?
"Philosophers and theologians have the distinct honor in their professions of not being able to prove anything they argue."
No one forced you to make such a stupid, universal statement, man.
"Logic will only take you so far with the questions and arguments philosophers and theologians tend to pose."
What do they tend to pose? You seem to be retreating from your universal claim. That's good, because my single instance proved that wrong.
Hey, wait, does that mean...I proved something? Damn. Either I didn't argue it or I'm neither a philosopher nor a theologian, right?
"To arrive at a proof itself is another story."
http://portal.acm.org/citation.cfm?id=217298
A compelling story, sometimes!
"No one who follows all the rules of logic can prove the text of the Bible to be true in its entirety."
Do you, uh, have an impossibility proof of that?
"Oh, and by the way. Your Thomas Aquinas reminds me a lot of the Malleus Maleficarum."
Which Thomas Aquinas is mine?
I don't understand why a person would continually expose his own ignorance in front of an audience like this. You must know how awful this is going to be, right? Why do it? Does thinking of my having got the last word gnaw at you inside? The problem is, the more you post, the less intelligent you sound, so the optimal time to stop (looking forward) is always immediately. Oh well.