But what about muffins. Personally I love muffins, they are scrumptious versatile and are as close to a cupcake you can come while still being healthy. In fact muffins are a lot like society. A muffin comes in all shapes and sizes, and are delicious. However, at the end of the day, a muffin is a bit dissapointing. Everyone really wants to have a cupcake, the cupcake is a utopia, but guess what you can't have the cupcake, you have to work for it. So guess what, sit down and eat your goddam muffin, LAWRENCE! AND DON'T YOU DARE GET ME STARTED ON GREEN BEANS!
Sorry, where were we, oh yes, Australia.