Granted, but only for a few minutes.
(my reasoning behind the un-screwupable wishes, is, what's the point in just wishing for something if it's just gonna be turned into the worst possible thing? if you end up beating the system, that just shows your knowledge of the english language, and it's twists and turns. to beat the system is to thoroughly think through a sentence, and construct it in such a way that it CAN'T be messed with. and THAT's the challenge. it's not hard to mess with someone's wish. it IS hard to mess with someone's ability to mess with a wish. :D)

I wish that The Rev(the drummer for Avenged Sevenfold) would come back from the dead(not as a zombie or any other monster), while retaining all of his ability as a drummer, and put on an exlusive show for myself and my friends-while retaining our abilities to see and hear-with the other band members of Avenged Sevenfold, M. Shadows, Synyster Gates, and Zacky Vengance, who have also retained all of their musical abilities, before any of us or them dies, or the world ends.

(hmm, i don't think i left anything out of that one...)