Fine.

I wish this thread were back to the way it was before I wished that I didn't have to wish things, and that no one would ever wish to not have to wish or not have to corrupt a wish again.

Granted, but now everyone is so confused as to whether they can wish or corrupt or both or neither, that no one wishes or corrupts wishes again.

I wish Draugnar would stop posting.

Granted, but int he process of granting the wish, draugnar had to post, therein negating the wish.

I wish I could take rlumley's remaining 25 in a WTA.

Granted. You are made capable of taking it, but miss your opportunity.

I wish that I was a fluent speaker of all languages.

Granted. Suddenly everyone on the face of the Earth all speak but one language, Common.

I wish I were number 1 in GR, at the top of the GR list, the best Diplomacy player on this site.

Granted, but the meanings of best and worst are reversed, and the GR rankiings are reversed, so you are the worst player on the site.

Draugnar, I was never disallowed from wishing.

I wish Draugnar would stop lying

Granted, lying is not a verb any more.

I wish someone would join the two gunboat games
gameID=33081
gameID=33082

Not granted. A wish can't be granted to negate the happenings of that which does not happen.

Here is the place where you briefly lost you option to wish.

CM: I wish everyone else wanted to corrupt a wish, and only Rlumley didn't.

Dr: Granted. But then noone else wnated to wish anymore.

Ignoring the typo, it means you didn't desire to wish and you aren't going to wish when you don't have the desire to do so.

I wish that more people understand logic as well as us software developers, engineers, and architects.

Sorry, that was to CM's wish, but I like taylornottyler's answer too.

All in favor of Draugnar being ignored if he continues to post in this thread?

Aye!

Granted. Period.

granted. You now have a monthly period.

I wish that I invented the ipod.

Granted, but then I invented something better than the ipod and you didn't make any money.

I wish that I had 30,000 , and no one had more than me.

@CM:
granted. There is a 29,999 point limit, but you are not subject. the mods then kick you off for hacking the computer system

I wish I could actually win a game for once ;)

Granted, but it's because everyone moved to PlayDip.

I wish people weren't stupid and played stolen, crappy versions of WebDip like PlayDip.

Lol. Mine was to Conservative, but I guess it could work for Baum too...

Granted. People are now smart and play stolen, crappy versions of WebDip like PlayDip. Why you would wish that people would play there, I don't know... but it's hard to corrupt such a wish.

I wish that my grammar was perfect.

Granted, but then the English language and spelling changed so that the new proper form is...

I wishes my words were the goodest.

Granted, but in the new form of grammar, goodest means what worst did in the old form.

I wish no one would stab me.

Granted. You are shot in the back of the head by a mobster instead.

I wish raindrops were made of M&Ms.

Granted, but they weigh 1000 lbs. each, so when they hit you, you die.

I wish that evryone at playdip realize that webdip is better and come here.

Granted, but the number of Noobs and CDs increases so bad that the game is no longer playable with that many idiots getting in the way.

I wish PlayDip would pay Kestas for all of his effort and to make up for their crap a while back.

Granted, but they pay him in worthless playdip points.

I wish that I could eat whatever I wanted without getting fat or any health risks.

Granted, but it all tastes like chicken and you go insane from the boredom of chocolate shakes that taste like chicken and cherry pie that taste like chicken and...

I wish I could deprogram myself from this addiction to WebDip.

Grants, but you couldn't programing nothing too.

I wishes we coulds talked of real grammur.

Granted. but your are excluded for violating your own wish aboove that I be ignored. :-) Hey, rlumley.

I wish I had more time to dedicate to programming for WebDip.

Granted, but you also have more time to dedicate to being my programming slave. I'd like a Google Chrome extension that will automatically search two search engines, each in a separate tab when I type something in the address/search bar.

I wish Draugnar would actually program me that. ^^