Granted, but the trade-off is that you aren't anatomically correct anymore.

I wish that reply number 302 is the last post on this thread.

Granted, but then reply number 303 came along in order to grant it, superceding the request for #302 to be the last.

I wish reply #304 were the last reply in this thread.

Granted...

Granted, but because you voided my wish by granting it, I shall void yours by doing the same.

I wish for a puppy.

granted, but then it grows 50 feet and eats you and your family. i wish for a normal cat that wouldn't grow and eat me.

Granted, but my puppy eats it.

I wish for a littler of puppies.

*litter

Granted but they become ravenous and eat their mother.

I wish saxophonedude would stop posting to this thread.

Granted. The labor is long and painful, and because of the complication posed by your anatomy, you and they are in critical condition.

I wish that I had no reflection.

Granted. Every garbage can in your house is filled with dead puppies.

I wish for sushi, and it must be raw and dead.

Granted, but God comes to you in a vision and tells you to become a vegetarian, and you have to constantly live in envy of those that can enjoy your delicious sushi.

I wish sushi weren't so disgusting.

Granted. You die of eating too much sushi for its sheer deliciousness.

I wish this world was a better place.

Granted: You and your loved ones will loose all your possesions. They will be auctioned, and the proceedings will go to taking care of the ill and hungry in Africa, effectively reducing the suffering of at least 1000 people.

You and your loved ones will not recover from the economic blow, but you'd live scavenging food from the streets, wich is not that vad compared to starving in Africa, meaning the world is a slightly better place.

I wish the last person to post wins would end.

granted but it will happen only after the last person on earth gets access to the internet, joins this community and posts at the relevant thread.
I wish I would be a Canadian beaver.

Granted, but you get a massive toothache from a wood splinter and die.

I wish I could be the person to win the Last Person To Post Wins thread.

Granted. You are now the Übermensch, the last person on earth. You have destroyed the rest of humanity and your loved ones. But hey, you get to post the last post.

I wish I wasn't so f'ing wasted...

Granted, but it's the most notable accomplishment you will ever achieve.

I wish FOX didn't cancel every good show that was ever on their network. (Arrested Development, Firefly, Dollhouse, Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles, Family Guy, etc.)

That was to ava, but I guess it works for Ursa too. lol.

Granted, but since you're the only one who likes those shows they end up cancelling them anyway thanks to public opinion.

I wish rlumley would diss the thread I used to advertise my live gunboat.

Granted, but then he gains control of the site and destroys every thread about live games. i wish I was doing better at Ava's live gunboat

Granted, but then the best you manage is a survive and you lose your points anyway since its WTA.

considering how I am doing right now i will take a survive

I wish people would stop discussing gunboats on the forum.

but how do you know i wasn't lieing? I lied a lot in the gunboat I won as Turkey, i don't think anyone thought i was Turkey

" I lied a lot in the gunboat"

This is why killer sucks at gunboat.

well with everybody complaining about Turkey won't draw in the forums i decided to complain about Turkey as well even though I was Turkey

Am I the only one who's beginning to think this is a bannable offense?

Not only is he talking about a gunboat, it's an ongoing game in the forums, and he's revealing his identity in an anon game...

I wish i had an army of piranhas to take over the world

Granted, but since the world includes you they take over you as well. You are now a pile of bones.

I wish I was Doctor Who.