5 games, 3 GB, 1 public press, 1 full press, 5

each, 24-hour phases.
7 contenders start ....... 1 champion will emerge.
Contenders:
1. NigeeBaby
2. Guy with very large willy
3. Kid wid attitude, innit
4. Someone going through a personality crisis
5. Someone who thinks they're gonna win, but they're not
6. Someone very positive who is rubbish
7. Anyone 'cos we're desperate to start
n.b. People who CD as soon as they're losing (of if they're Austria) need not apply