@Parallelopiped:
"Don't waste your time. Don't go to university. Get a real job - earn some money, pay some taxes, quit squandering the best years of your life on education."
Congratulations!
That very well might be the DUMBEST NON-TROLL POST I'VE EVER READ!
Strike that, that might have a chance to make a list of some of the stupidest and most absurd claims I've ever heard...and THIS from the guy who's heard folks say:
"That exhaust froim that jet is really a spray, and it's a government spray that is part of a government plan to keep us all in a Matrix-like "Program" that you can never break...I've broken it, but you have to go on Google to learn how, but that's plugging into the Program, see?"
"There were never any Jews in Europe, and YOU aren't a Jew, there's no such thing as a WHITE Jew! All Jews are blacks, and they're all in America, the black slaves were all Jews, and America's Egypt...see the pyramid on the $1 bill?"
"God hates fags, Jews, Blacks, Mexicans, Asians, Lesbians, Mormons, and Dead Soldiers!" (This bit of racism brought to by the Westboro Baptist Church, where the slogan, beside "God Hates Fags," is "We Hate Everyone To Make Ourselves Feel Better About What An Insignificant Laughingstock We Are!")
"The Mets WILL win the Pennant this year, I jsut know it, this is our year!"
OL, that last one was mine... ;)
But still--education is a waste of time?
Yes, that's SO TRUE!
The GREEKS, after all, didn't ever benefit from education...Socrates and Plato and Aristotle and Epicurus were FOOLS...Euclid and Pythagoras, what did THEY ever do for the world, they and their useless Schools of Thought? And what about those utter wastes, Sophocles, Euripides, and Homer--when are THEY ever going to start contributing to the Wester World, hmm?
And then you have jokers like Isaac Newton--the day THAT college-educated idiot starts being useful is the day an apple falls on your head!
And then there are his the rest of his college-going ilk...Niels Bohr and Blaise Pascal and then that greatest joker of all, the one who had trouble with math and STILL got into college, Albert Einstein...boy, I'll tell you, the German people should be ASHAMED of themselves for admitting him to a university...what a waste of taxpayer dollars!
And Immanuel Kant and John Locke--idiot friend of idiot Newton, proving that all foolish friends come from college, damn frat boys!--and Rene Descartes and Friedrich Nietzsche...they didn't do ANY thinking or work their entire lives! What lazy bums!
Parallelopiped, I am completely swayed by your argument!
College education is a COMPLETE waste of time!
Now, I think I'll go and quit and go and get a real job, like you suggested...
Do you think McDonalds will let me have a few french fries for my retirement fund?