Just the thought makes my head hurt. You know KA will have a rough time ahead of himself in college and life if he really keeps up with those ideas. Makes me wanna sit back and watch with some popcorn.

I think high school might change him some. He is only 14 I think.

14 is high school age I believe. But between HS and college hopefully he'll learn. Sadly some never do.

You know, I think the Commercial Pilot Episode was the only time I really got involved the TheMasterDiplofool. I generally successfully avoided him, but for whatever reason, when he replied to...I think it was a 9/11 conspiracy topic...with "Well, I'm a commercial pilot, and..." ...well, his response was so silly that I went off the wall with it and said, "So, do you get to bang a lot of flight attendants as a commercial pilot?" And he said he wasn't that sort of commercial pilot. So what sort? Well, he couldn't really talk about that. Or really anything about being a commercial pilot, including what kinds of tests he had to take, which for god's sakes you can google.

14 would be starting freshman year this fall.

You guys should come up with a list of the most ridiculous things the trolls on here have said and the rebuttals to them.

In which we get regaled by his IQ score: http://webdiplomacy.net/forum.php?threadID=743018#743239

In which he writes his symphony: http://webdiplomacy.net/forum.php?threadID=772812#772819

In which he has a spiritual experience: http://webdiplomacy.net/forum.php?threadID=770870#770965

In which the last two links are married (see reason 6): http://webdiplomacy.net/forum.php?threadID=774394#774425

In which he reads himself a bedtime story: http://webdiplomacy.net/forum.php?threadID=749674#749675

In which he claims to have a wife after inviting the trolls to feast on his post tomorrow: http://webdiplomacy.net/forum.php?threadID=749358#749475

In which he claims to be nine, /prior/ to his post claiming marriage: http://webdiplomacy.net/forum.php?threadID=745470#745582

In which he claims to be aryan and superior: http://webdiplomacy.net/forum.php?threadID=769387#769426

In which he proclaims his unabashed chauvinism: http://webdiplomacy.net/forum.php?threadID=745442#745607

Should I go on digging?

I'm pretty new around here (in the geologic scale of this site) so I really couldn't speak too much to that.

Or, as someone else would say,

"who's SacredDigits is he knew?"

Oh no I believe you guys. I'll have to read them all tomorrow. For now I need to head off to bed. I have to be up in oh 3 hours. Thank god for an unending supply of caffiene at work.

Also, on several of these pages that I link to, you can scroll up and down and note an inordinate number started by KA himself, kinda like bloshoi a few months ago.

Why did Fagnaur lose his points?

geez, that scallywag Draugnar, he sure gets a reaction.

congratulations on getting a hundred points to scatter about Mr D.

Might I encourage players to NOT pick over the carcass of controversy dealt with.

If the almighty Moderators have given little draugnar his bicycle, 100 & a set of training wheels, and let him free in our playground, then we sould welcome him back, & steal his marbles, points & all as soon as possible, but in a Diplomatic manner please.

Try to steal them MinorMitchell. I have a better win/draw perecentage than you. Special any day dude.

So any day... stupid dumbphone auotcomplete.

And my w/d percentage is (surprisingly) better than Draugnar's! However, my sample size is about a fourth of his. ;)

ummm, Draugnar your win % is 4%
mine is 16%
but let me know when you have a spare 500 ....oh, that's right I am not a young chap, let me know when you have a spare 200 little draugnar & I'll be happy to oblige, my conditions, and since you challenged, under the ettiquette of duelling, I get choice of weapons and conditions,
Points per supply centre, all messaging and I select as a second PeteU, if available and willing

( "seconds" being allowed to pursue a comletely independent game ) if we have them.

i don't know if you can have a two player game on this site, but get bustling on accumulating some points

Plus i am firing on target at the present Mr D, so be careful.

i scored the inspirational first goal at Hockey (field--wet & muddy grass, not Ice)
as part of a great 3 goals to nil win for Yankalilla this weekend-- a deadly flick that ricochet'd off defenders stick to confuse the goalkeeper and slip past his glove'd hand
& in for a goal !!!! & they had been trying & trying but the coach start'd me with 2 other chaps as reserves so i had to wait, but i had only been on the field about 2 minutes, and
i went to the right spot & did the business in a proper christian manner.

Now that I am happy in my head with my decision to retire after this season as a hockey player & switch to Golf I am playing with freedom.
i might look at coaching in a few years after i do this little bit of study

I said win/draw percent MinorAnnoyance. You lose way more often than I do. And when was the last time you had a 3 build Italy in 01 or a 10 SC Russia by the end of 02? I'll never play PPSC thpguh as that is diplomacy for people who don't understand the game and are too chicken shit to go for it all.

Nice Draug, enjoy

hahaha that's not bad draugnar, minor annoyance indeed.

Check the stats dopey draugnar

Draugnar madMajorMitchell

defeated 38% 34%

won 4% 16%

drawn 42% 26%

survived 16% 22%

finished 146 58

i am reasonably certain that the "aim of the game" is to WIN
so the stats, and my "sample group" is only approx one third 58 v 146 games

the stats tell me, i get defeated less than you, WIN 4 times as many games,
survive more games, but Draugnar has a much higher draw rate
so he can have that dubious "advantage"

"Scoreboard" "Scoreboard" "Scoreboard"

Why are we discussing a pissing contest when we could be commenting on favorite troll moments from KA? I am particularly fond of threadID=770870, but threadID=749674 had me in giggles and threadID=743018 is just classic.

& you forget that you issued the challenge you scallywag, so I get to choose weapons and "ground" (conditions) for the duel

so PPSC, full messaging, I will relax,yet again, the points, put up your shiny new 100 and we might have a game, but how do you have a one player v one player Diplomacy "duel" ?

random pick, 2 countries each & 3 nuetrals at the start ???

Isn't KA bringing over his retarded Honor, Prestige and Kingshit leagues?

I REGRET NOTHING!

That's the problem.

Survives are lame assets defeats that couldn't stop the solo. I'd rather be eliminated than survive. Real Diplomacy players know this. But then real players only play WTA.

These are my two favorite quotes ever:

"I am not going to set aside my political lean. My sense of a strong government resides because I have yet to see a non-conservative nation do well for a long period of time. Prove to me that liberals can succeed and I'll think about changing my ways. As for the racial aspect of it, simply put...I see myself, being German, as being greater among men. One of my only two complaints about America is that it has no individual culture. This is a breeding place among pigs. Europe is headed in the same direction. Humanity should not be united under the premise of humanity, but under the single premise of who is the strongest. Those willing to fight the hardest for self-preservation deserve to out live their weaker counterparts. Diversity ruins all, unity binds the world together."

Which, apparently, is simplistic nonsense...
And something I've said for a long time:
"Absolute Freedom corrupts absolutely."

But enough about me! Let's keep talking about Draugnar. I'm beginning to think his donator icon was given to him for all the points he's contributed back to the site...