"Where is that damn reset button?"

"How to have others find your depression amusing: The story of a comedy writer"

Titles of books I plan to release to make money:
The Fascist Perspective (Already started writing 18 pages and counting)
Why Rome Got It Right (Already started writing 3 pages and couting)
The Political Collapse of China (Already started writing, yet to break the one page mark)
The Economic Civil War! Why America Deserves Better (I'll start writing it once I take an economics course)
Global Unity: Why We Should Abandon Government (I'll write this when it becomes important)

And lastly my auto-biography
The Rise and Fall of (a) Man: Where I went wrong

Mein Kampf

I am I right? I am I right?



lmao

sorry

Really, I'm surprised no one, in their quest to make some dough off of this, has slapped on the obvious:

Just print the words "Don't Panic" in large, purle lettes on the cover and you'll sell a ton (and jsut underneath, in fine print, put "Disclaimer: The above statement ios not in any way, shape, or form to be taken as a literal interpretation of the author's meaning: OF COURSE you have things to worry about.")

42

;)

42 is not the answer to the universe: 0 is

"I Hardly Knew Me"

You may have read my autobiography. It's entitled, "The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe".

"Help! I'm trapped in a book!"
"By the time you've read this, you will have already read it."

"I tried" - Life, tales and teachings of a frustrated revolutionary.

Athough I think I'm the only one who answered that even remotely honestly.

I was honest...as it's a famous Shakespeare quote and one that fits in with a lot of determinist and existential philosophy to boot, not to mention the sarcastic bite, I really would think about titling mine "A Tale Told By An Idiot..."

Yeah, obi, I know you take your own threads seriously. You're just alone in that crowd :P

OK, in all seriousness.

"Forever Starting Over: The Tale of an On-Again, Off-Again Consultant"

My career has bounced around so much with the economy it isn't funny sometimes.

or better yet "Forever Drunkard: The Tale of an Utter Fool"
:P

OK, hellalt. Whatever floats your economy... Oh wait, it's sinking faster than the Titanic.

Wow what an insult.
You really think I'm the nationalistic type?
I'm an anarchist.

heh The juxtaposition of an anarchist lawyer makes me giggle.

'Athough I think I'm the only one who answered that even remotely honestly.'
No, I plan on becoming a political author when I grow up before getting famous enough to run for Finance Minister and then Prime Minister

"In the Out Hole"
or
"Read in Reverse"

lmao a lawyer who is an anarchist

thats a new one




so anyway in all seriousness i would call it

"What I did, who I am"

Or alternatively

"Don't blame me for something I didn't do!"

If I want to take it a bit less seriously.

i.e. if my life didnt go where i want it to.

lol

lol, anarchist lawyer? huh?

trolls galore- that seems apt on this site, hehe

That hurt, Xapi...oh, the pain...bleeding on the inside and--no...actually, it IS the outside, just a papercut.

BUT THE PAIN!

And +1 for the anarchist lawyer...lol.

oh the irony