Pussy Galore: Would you like a drink, James?
All: Yes.
Pussy: (Looking at Connery) James, do you know these men?
Connery: I think the better question is do they know me... (looks at Dalton) YOU obviously didn't...
Moore: Excuse me, what's the bet?
Connery: 22 women... I bet 22?
Moore: I see your 22- and I raise... oh, say- 69?
Lazenby: 69?
Brosnan: Someone's feeling a little comical...
Moore: Oh, no reason we can't have fun, eh?
Brosnan: Words to live by... you certainly did... (at Craig) you certainly did not.
Craig: Shut it.
Connery: Oh, he DEFINITELY hashnt' had much fun, haff you now?
Craig: I fold.
Brosnan: I suspect you do... I'll see the bet.

Connery: So will I... about that drink, Pussy, would you mind?
Pussy: I don't know... now I'm a bit attracted to the scene, really...
Moore: Only now?
Brosnan: VERY comical, I see...
Natalya: JAMES!
Brosnan: Hello there...
Natalya: Vat do you think you are doing here?!
Lazenby: Is she yours?
Natalya: (slaps Lazenby) I'm NO ONES, thank you very much, meester...?
Lazenby: The name's Bond-
All Six: James Bond.
Moore: (To Brosnan) You were saying I was comical, now?
Lazenby: And I fold...
Connery: Never could keep up, could you, then?

Well, no 007 will ever get to heaven in the literal sense of the word. And that is not an ethics or religious view. If your an athiest then you don't believe in it, but if your a believer, then 007 is WAY too much of a sinner and totallu unrepentant about it.

Craig's Bond will only get the married ones. Although he has cahnged his ways a bit in Quantum of Solace, he still preferes married women because there are fewer complications. Moore's bond will have to find some viagra unless Q has started supplying that too. Lazenby's Bond will quit after the first night of the tournament thinking he is better than the rest of him, but his girl will end up dead just like Tracy. Brosnan's Bond will be confused by the lack of CGI effects as he can't do his own stunts. Dalton's Bond would take exactly two women, enither of whom would be at risk (his girls always lived, but his best friend's new bride wasn't so lucky).

Oh, and the poker game, well seeing as the othe rBond's always played Baccarat, Craig's Bond would win the tournament with ease.

Dalton: I'll call as well.
Moore: Mary? (Enters the scene)
Connery: And how are you, madame?
Mary: Oh, quite fine, really...
Brosnan: You've got me there...
Connery: Indeed- sorry, i didn't catch your name, Mary...?
Mary: Goodnight.
Connery: As I suspect it will be, Ms. Mary...
Moore: Mary, dear, we need a dealer, could you-
Natalya: Excuse ME, I am PERFECTLY capable uff dealing cards, you... you little boy!
Moore: (To Brosnan) Is she always like this?
Brosnan: Yes, she IS quite a handful...
Moore: I see...
Craig: Oh, God, just deal...
Lazenby: HE's the one who needs a handful.
Moore: Anyway, Mary... er, and Ms... Natalya? Would you two ind dealing four us, three cards out in the middle... yes, just like that, thank you, dears...
Natalya: Pig.
Connery: I'll stay.
Moore: Hard to believe you would- I'll raise 10.
Brosnan: See 10, make it 50.
Connery: By the way, I never did get that glass... a martini, Ms. Mary?
Mary: Why, certainly, Mr...?
Moore: Bond-
All Six: James Bond.
Craig: That's going to get olod fast...

Moore: (To Craig) really, now, good fellow, how'd you get so glum?
Craig: Love's a dangerous game... I played it once- and someone else lost.
Connery: Junior, I saw a golden girl-
Craig: I didn't realize you were THAT old to go for the Golden Girls...
Dalton: You DO need some Solace... or that martini. I meet that 50, by the way.
Moore: And I'll meet- next card, Mary?
Mary: Just a moment, James... now, your friend wanted a martini, you wanted it-
Connery: Shaken-
All six: Not stirred.
Craig: REALLY old...
Mary: So... that's a martini each?
Craig: I'll just have a lager, thank you.
Mary: Shaken or-
Craig: Do I REALLY look like I give a damn?
Connery: You needc to be stirred more than anyone, son.

Craig: Let's just get this over with... next card? Ms. Goodnight-
Natalya: EXCUSE ME...
Craig: Oh, whatever, just deal the damn card.
(Natalya slaps Craig)
Craig: That was rather much.
Brosnan: If that's too much for you, its easy to see why you're so high-strung....
Moore: Just relax and have-
Connery: Pussy Galore.
Moore: Well, I wasn't going to put it QUITE that way, but-
Connery: No, no... well, yes, perhaps, but that's not what I meant. Pussy, dear?
Pussy: Yes, James?
Dalton: (To Brosnan) How often do you think he's heard THAT?

Conney: Yes is such a more inviting word than no...
Natalya: You sexist...
Connery: I raise 30, by the way.
Brosnan: I'll see it.
Moore: As will I.
Dalton: Same here.
Mary: I have your drinks here, gentlemen, that's five martinis, shaken, not stirred, and a lager for Mr...?
Craig: Does it matter?
Moore: If you ever want more than the drink- yes.
Connery: Never underestimate the drink, though...
Natalya: Pigs...
Brosnan: Not really, just men- though I see the resemblance...

Lazenby: Anyway- last card?
Connery: Right- Pussy, would you do the honors?
Pussy: I just take the card here at the deck, take it and flip it?
Connery: Flip it over, very gently...
Brosnan: I'm not going to touch that one...
Connery: I will.
Natalya: PIGS!
Connery: Quite... I'll go all in.
Brosnan: A bit steep, but then you only live twice, after all, as you'd say- call.
Moore: I'll match.
Dalton: Same here.
Brosnan: Well, gentlemen, it would appear time to show cards...
Connery: You've already lost, I know all the cards in your hand-
Brosnan: As do I.
Moore: Same here.
Dalton: Quite true.
Lazenby: I don't believe it.
Craig: I don't either.
Brosnan: Four Aces.
Moore: Same.
Connery: Four Aces.
Dalton: Same here.
Mary: But that's impossible... and how did you all know?
Connery: A couple extra cards and an X-ray watch from Q... and I assume you three...?
Dalton: Yes.
Moore: Hit the nail on the head!
Brosnan: It'd seem Q has been rather busy these days...
Lazenby: Q?
Craig: Who's this Q?
Connery: We'll tell you when you're a little older, junior.
Moore: Well, that's the pot- 22 ladies... four ways?
Connery: I've split more ways than THAT before...
Dalton: Right.
Brosnan: Well then, shall we get going? Ms. Mary won't you join us?
Mary: Oh, well... well yes...
Dalton: It's Mary...
Mary: Goodnight.
Dalton: I'd have to agree.
Connery: Care to join us, Pussy?
Pussy: James, there's this man with incredibly huge teeth, and one with a rather stout hat, and this man with a cat... we need rescue.
Connery: My dear- this is NO TIME to be rescued!
Pussy: Well...
(Connery, Brosnan, Dalton, Moore, Marry and Pussy all exit upstairs.)
Natalya: And vat are WE supposed to do?
Lazenby: You wouldn't want to...
(Natalya slaps him)