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Gobbledydook (1389 D(B))
06 Jan 09 UTC
Edi Birsan
There's a 7-centre Italy, prime for taking, in a mid-level game, which I think you should take...check Chairman Mao's profile to get the game.
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rjc_43 (100 D)
06 Jan 09 UTC
New Game: Wonder Game
This is my first created game, and as a new player, I could do with some people happy to play a rather slower strategically placed game. That said, anyone wanting to take advantage of a new players inability in knowing the game, please feel free to join and absolutely destroy me ;)
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saulberardo (2111 D)
06 Jan 09 UTC
Please, unpause the game
Oh Lord,
Please unpause the game of the URL below. The game was pause because of banned player. But now, the other player didn't appear there is already some days.
http://phpdiplomacy.net/board.php?gameID=7328
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alumbrados (100 D)
06 Jan 09 UTC
If a player won't play
Please add this to the FAQ:

What happens to the game if a player does not log in and place his orders after the phase time is up?
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alumbrados (100 D)
06 Jan 09 UTC
Game will start: 60 minutes, or as soon as 7 players join!
New live game - let's play
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Defated Player holding up Paused Game
In game http://phpdiplomacy.net/board.php?gameID=7564
A player was banned, resulting in a pause. However, everyone had finalized. England had 0 supply center's, but is not unpausing the game. I don't whether he simply choses not to or he hasn't logged on, but either way, he's holding up the game.Could a mod please unpause this for us?Thanks
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TrueHeart (162 D)
06 Jan 09 UTC
New Feature
Ability to scoll through current games
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Denzel73 (100 D)
05 Jan 09 UTC
Unpause, please
http://www.phpdiplomacy.net/board.php?gameID=7321

Pretty please? :)
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EdiBirsan (1469 D(B))
06 Jan 09 UTC
Diplomacy World Winter 2008 issue is out
There are two major 'Zines for the hobby: The Diplomatic Pouch and Diplomacy World.
Diplomacy World has come out with its 'Winter 2008' issue and it is worth a look"
http://www.diplomacyworld.net/pdf/dw104.pdf
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Zilph (100 D)
05 Jan 09 UTC
No Press Interest Check
50 PHPoint buy in, 24 hour phases, name "Actions Speak Louder Than Words". Who wants in?
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wooooo (926 D)
06 Jan 09 UTC
Is prejudice bannable?
Read title. More to come if it is.
airborne (154 D)
06 Jan 09 UTC
yes
wooooo (926 D)
06 Jan 09 UTC
I'd like a moderator to respond (although I do not know who they are so if they identify themselves before posting it would help). I have been insulting continuously for being Israeli by a certain player and it is begining to get on my nerves.
Fidobot (100 D)
06 Jan 09 UTC
I am prejudiced against Austria. I desire only to attack Austria.
saulberardo (2111 D)
06 Jan 09 UTC
Fidobot, hey!!!! I'm so happy to listen it! I thought I as going crazy, but now I see there are other players that suffers of this syndrome. I also always want to attack Austria...
Chrispminis (916 D)
06 Jan 09 UTC
I greatly sympathize with your situation, and I feel that such harassment is certainly a detriment to the quality of play here. That said, I'm not sure I should enforce it with a ban. I'll discuss it with Kestas and the other mods, because this would be a significant precedent to set. I would advise that you enforce your own law in-game by giving him no quarter and making the case to the other players involved.

I'm advising the offender to refrain from further harassment because there is a chance you'll be banned, and you most certainly do not make any friends behaving in such a fashion. It might make you feel better, but it has no real diplomatic value and it's detrimental to the playing experience of others. It's sadism.
Zilph (100 D)
06 Jan 09 UTC
The problem with the advice you just gave, Chrispminis, is that the player in question is currently refusing to unpause the game that this racism occurred in relation to because he is (and I quote) "tired of it all".
Daniel-san (0 DX)
06 Jan 09 UTC
tired of you maybe?
wooooo (926 D)
06 Jan 09 UTC
Please let me know what you decide. (I have quotes if needed). Obviously the offender is Daniel-San. In addition, he is refusing to unpause. Can you just ban him for being annoying please. No one wants to play with him and he clearly doesn't want to play with us.
Zilph (100 D)
06 Jan 09 UTC
Excuse me, he's now unpaused. Not sure why. He called me a dog (again) at the same time, so I guess it wasn't because he's come around to our way of thinking.
Daniel-san (0 DX)
06 Jan 09 UTC
the game is unpaused imbecile!
Stop lying and wasting peoples time
Daniel-san (0 DX)
06 Jan 09 UTC
nope...
but i gota check my work roster before finalising and DONT DARE complain that i aint finalised since its NOT illegal to wait the WHOLE phase
Chrispminis (916 D)
06 Jan 09 UTC
"Stop lying and wasting peoples time" - Daniel-san

The irony is killing me...
wooooo (926 D)
06 Jan 09 UTC
illegal. As if its a law. I'd lean towards more social responsibility. Which you have none of. I really do hope you get banned. You have insulted my heritage, my parents, and myself, you have created a mockery of the game, and have wasted everyones time. You have no place here.
Daniel-san (0 DX)
06 Jan 09 UTC
And of Palestinian heritage you've done the same so stop playing victim would you?
wooooo (926 D)
06 Jan 09 UTC
I don't insult Palenstians you ignorant fool. I'm sick of reaidng your mindless babble.
Chrispminis (916 D)
06 Jan 09 UTC
Daniel-san, if you won't be silenced I know that I can ban you on multi accounting charges... I've tried to defend you from your persecutors on the forum but you're only making things more difficult for yourself, me, and the players you're harassing.
Daniel-san (0 DX)
06 Jan 09 UTC
as are we of your pathetic "victim" role
Hoo hoo bit of a bitva going on oh my brothers. The chellovecks are dratsing and viddying this is giving me a pain in the gulliver.
wooooo (926 D)
06 Jan 09 UTC
there is no "we". You are alone. No one agrees with you.
Daniel-san (0 DX)
06 Jan 09 UTC
i'm talkin about Palestinians tired of you!
Daniel-san (0 DX)
06 Jan 09 UTC
CHRISP YOU HAVE NOT DEFENDED ME AT ALL- YOU'VE HARASSED ME IN EMAIL AND ON HERE.
iVE STORED EM ALL TO=LITIGATION
Daniel-san (0 DX)
06 Jan 09 UTC
However- this is my last post here.
Chrispminis (916 D)
06 Jan 09 UTC
Haha. Quite amusing. You've got a decent imagination.

I suppose I was attempting to keep the other thread quiet for fun...

"New post Sent from: Chrispminis Sent: 10:50 PM
I've dealt with the issue. I'd appreciate it if people would settle down, refrain from "I told you so's" and whatnot."

And that one there... that one was out of pure malice...?
Zilph (100 D)
06 Jan 09 UTC
Okay, Daniel, you have finally stepped over my personal line.

Chris said in this thread that he "[knows] that [he] can ban you on multi accounting charges". That means, as far as I'm concerned, that he's defending you, at least to the extent of giving you the benefit of the doubt. He's going out of his way to be polite, kind, and fair to you, just like I was at the beginning of this whole ordeal. Your response? Caps lock, accusing him of harassment, and a threat of a lawsuit. That's just disgusting in a way even multiaccounting isn't. I'm not even sure if the racism you've made clear is part of you is at that level.

As such, I hereby declare that until Daniel makes a public apology to Chris, I will be going out of my way to eliminate him as quickly and bloodily as I can in any games I happen to find myself in with him.
Friendly Sword (636 D)
06 Jan 09 UTC
If Daniel-san doesn't get himself banned imminently, Friendly Sword would like to challenge him to a duel.

If I win, you stop being ass on the forum and elsewhere (this will possibly require your silence on several threads)

If you win, I grudgingly have to list five positive contributions you've made to the site


I'd say both of these are pretty harsh penalties.

Does Daniel-san accept? (I'll explain how the duel will work later).
Chrispminis (916 D)
06 Jan 09 UTC
Zilph, I'd appreciate the gesture but that would be metagaming. ; )
Besides, I wouldn't have you sacrifice your position just to defend my honour.

I'm not sure whether or not I approve of Friendly Sword's proposition. I'm curious though.
Pandarsenic (1485 D)
06 Jan 09 UTC
" Hoo hoo bit of a bitva going on oh my brothers. The chellovecks are dratsing and viddying this is giving me a pain in the gulliver."

This is all real horrorshow, wouldn't you agree?
Pandarsenic (1485 D)
06 Jan 09 UTC
"If you win, I grudgingly have to list five positive contributions you've made to the site"

But Friendly Sword, even you can't do the impossible. =<
Zilph (100 D)
06 Jan 09 UTC
Hey, weren't you the one who advocated metagaming in response to racism? ;-) I see your point, though.

As for the duel, this is amusing. Why would Daniel agree to a duel with someone who is literally a sword?
:) I wasn't expecting to find a droog here, especially a regular. I kopat this horrorshow discovery quite a lot.
Chrispminis (916 D)
06 Jan 09 UTC
Haha no, I advocated settling the affair in game, that is, within the game in question. It would have been metagaming had I called a jihad on Daniel-san in other games for his racism.
Friendly Sword (636 D)
06 Jan 09 UTC
Don't worry Chris, no real violence implied. ;)
Pandarsenic (1485 D)
06 Jan 09 UTC
Oh, yes.

Unfortunately, my ex lost my copy a little while ago so I haven't been able to reread it in a while or freshen up on my Nadsat, but I've been thinking to round up a band of droogs and give her an' her lewdies some of the old ultraviolence. <_<
Zilph (100 D)
06 Jan 09 UTC
Understood, Chris. :-)
Viddy well! Make sure to get some vellocet milk plus in you first and then we'll show them devochkas what the old in and out is all about.
Chrispminis (916 D)
06 Jan 09 UTC
"How art thou, thy globby bottle of cheap, stinking chip-oil? Come and get one in the yarbles, if you have any yarbles, you eunuch jelly thou."
Pandarsenic (1485 D)
06 Jan 09 UTC
(... Sioraf, are you seriously able to remember that much Nadsat from memory? If so, I envy you. I envy you so much.)

Maybe a little moloko-plus, actually. Make a real grazhny nochy of it.
(spits out the gum and draws the knife)
Let's get 'em boys!
I only know about half of it. I had to look up the rest. I've seen the film but I haven't read the book.
In fact, I'm watching it right now. The rape scene is about to begin.
Friendly Sword (636 D)
06 Jan 09 UTC
What. Is going on.... is this some sort of strange cult that speaks in its own bizarre slang? :P
Pandarsenic (1485 D)
06 Jan 09 UTC
The book is amazingawesome. I should harass the ex about getting me the new copy she promised last year. >.<
Zilph (100 D)
06 Jan 09 UTC
I can't tell if that post was awesome or creepy, Pandarsenic. ;-)
By the way, what do you like your name shortened to, if anything? Pan? Panda? Arsenic?
Sent from: Friendly Sword (251 ) Sent: 05:25 AM
What. Is going on.... is this some sort of strange cult that speaks in its own bizarre slang? :P
=============================================
No. Clockwork Orange fans and Nadsat.
Friendly Sword (636 D)
06 Jan 09 UTC
If you take d'arse out of Pandarsenic, he goes into panic.
Chrispminis (916 D)
06 Jan 09 UTC
Haha. What about the D?

I'm liable to answer a post addressed to "Pan" or any derivative as such because it's my last name, and I've had a million nicknames related... Panda, Pancakes, Panzer, Panic, you name it.
Chrispminis (916 D)
06 Jan 09 UTC
Ahem... ignore that first phrase in my last post. Apparently I need to go to sleep.
Pandarsenic (1485 D)
06 Jan 09 UTC
Anything but "Pandar" or "Pandars" works fine. I don't like seeing it cut off int he middle though. D:
What have we done to poor Mister Darse?
(whacks himself out for referencing one of his least favourite books)


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Demonicchin (0 DX)
06 Jan 09 UTC
Quitting. How to do it?
Hey guys, this might sound like a really dumb question, but how do you remove yourself from a game? I am going away soon and was wondering if it was possible to leave the game so someone else can join.
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Nick Douglas (408 D)
05 Jan 09 UTC
Why can't we be friends?
As the appropriately named band WAR put it, "Why can't we be friends?" I meet some great players on here who I try to play with again and again. Right now I have to do it with a text file list and a search tool. Wouldn't it be neat to have a list of friends on the site so I could see at a glance if anyone was in a game I could join?
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Chalks (488 D)
06 Jan 09 UTC
Join up!
54 point buy in, ppsc. It'll be fuuuun! :D
http://www.phpdiplomacy.net/board.php?gameID=7869
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Leon Rey17 (1838 D)
05 Jan 09 UTC
Corner Diplomacy versus Central Diplomacy
Just wondering which is more difficult to actually gain and maintain allies for.
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wideyedwanderer (706 D)
05 Jan 09 UTC
Come Together
http://phpdiplomacy.net/board.php?gameID=7847

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ag7433 (927 D(S))
06 Jan 09 UTC
Stuck
Can a mod please view this game? The next phase happened without the map updated.
http://phpdiplomacy.net/board.php?gameID=6879
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DingleberryJones (4469 D(B))
06 Jan 09 UTC
MODS: Another game missing units
http://www.phpdiplomacy.net/board.php?gameID=7693
All units are gone, there's a big red X in Ruhr, and I'm being asked to retreat from 2 SCs which were physically impossible to have been dislodged.
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MODS: Missing units on map
http://www.phpdiplomacy.net/board.php?gameID=7324&msgCountry=Global


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kevindolan (144 D)
06 Jan 09 UTC
our game is broken--scream, scream, scream
my map shows nothing but the colors of the map, and apparently england and germany are seeing the same thing. No units! What gives?
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figlesquidge (2131 D)
05 Jan 09 UTC
The 2nd annual pitirre awards
For those who don't remember the first time round, pitirre was a member here. Near the end of 2007 he suggested having awards for the best players of the year, which was a good idea. He then announced that a panel had decided that basically he was the best. So, I've made this thread for people to nominated themselves for rather suspicious awards!
ps: be inventive!
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flashman (2274 D(G))
05 Jan 09 UTC
Capital City Game 1
The Game is still waiting for two players to sign up. Please check your e-mail accounts...
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Kearns892 (577 D)
05 Jan 09 UTC
Support Hold Question
I am new to diplomacy and had a question about the support hold.
Must the orders of the nation being supported explicitly say hold or can it support another move or engage in a move expected to bounce and still gain the support?
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Brother in Arms (100 D)
05 Jan 09 UTC
Please join new game Lummerland
12 hour turns, 25 bucks
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yellowpajamasson (1019 D)
05 Jan 09 UTC
Someone needs to jump on this CD
I was just looking through the available games pages (not that I have time to play right now) and noticed a great opportunity for anyone with the points needed. France is in a good position and it looks like Germany might be trying to stall to give extra time for someone to jump in. I could be wrong, but check it out for yourself.

http://www.phpdiplomacy.net/board.php?gameID=7581
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Sicarius (673 D)
05 Jan 09 UTC
invictus
I read a bunch of kafka

have you started endgame?
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wideyedwanderer (706 D)
03 Jan 09 UTC
You say you want a revolution?
Don't you know it's gonna be all right?

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aoe3rules (949 D)
05 Jan 09 UTC
Ban player?
The player "GameMaster" (player no. 0001) is doing the following:
A) Multiaccounting, with two accounts called "Civil Disorder Germany" and "Civil Disorder Italy", which seem to join every single game where 4 < players join < 7.
B) Hacking the site. (See 1st post)
See: rest of website for obvious proof.
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Akroma (967 D)
05 Jan 09 UTC
GFDT 2008 - Round 1 - Game 11
why was this game drawn, I wonder ?
there seemed to be no kind of stalemate, and plenty of possibilities to go by. A 6-way draw seems strangely out of place
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Commodore64 (0 DX)
05 Jan 09 UTC
Phone Call
I am very good friends with the player qwerty, and just got a phone call from him. He has been banned from the computer and will not be able to put his orders in for a week. What would be the correct thing to do in this case, because he asked me to put orders in for him, but I don't want to.
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