My earliest memory? Watching my Aunt Emma coming out of the house, closing and locking the door one handed while carrying my baby brother. He was still in nappies, so I can't have been more than 3 years old.

My earliest Memory? Watching two green creatures with knives and giant heads cut open my skull and say everything would be alright.

I was about one year and 3/4 old. I went to the emergency room because my dad gave me and overdose on accident.

I was told to drink a liquid, and I liked the taste, so I asked for more. The room was white.

I have this vague memory of me crawling on the floor, chasing after my cat. I eventually followed him underneath a bureau for china and i pulled on his tail. Son of a bitch scratched the hell out of my face and i ran away crying. I think I was about 2 but no older than 3.

My second birthday party. My mother was very pregnant (she delivered eleven days later), and I remember being jealous that everyone was paying attention to her and not me. However, I was pacified by a gift of pipe cleaners, which I thought were the coolest things ever.

My second-oldest memory is my mother's hijra from the hospital after delivering my (alleged) sibling eleven days later. She carried us both down about 7 flights of stairs behind the hospital in the middle of the night a few hours after giving birth. (I think she had to go to work the next day) I remember being afraid of her losing her grip on me and plummeting to the ground below. I have a mild fear of heights to this day; and I wonder now if this is its source.

My second memory was me having a strong urge for cat food, and i started seeing black and white. I then found I had a tail. Once I started meowing and barking, I asked the aliens to put my brain back in Alien dog language, also known as Meow-bark-anese.And they did, but I occassionally have the urge for dog food in the middle of the night to this day.

When I was 2 probably, possibly early 3 but probably 2, I was in the rear left seat of a four person car being driven past a construction site near where I live, and I was looking out the window at the site (it was on my side of the car). That is probably my earliest memory, but I do have another one from around that time. I was lying on my side on the couch watching dad spoon-feel my brother while drooling a bit. I THINK i was lying on my right side, but I'm not sure. One of those is my earliest memory and the other my second.

Anyone seen "Memento"?

Haha.