http://i.imgur.com/Ex1PerE.jpg

We just played a game. Al was Italy. Throughout the game, Austria, Turkey, Russia, and Germany all CD'd, putting him a winning position, which France and myself (England) stopped, and when I called him on being a scumbag for trying to win, he says I hate.

Well, I know he hates hoity toity chicks. I think though, that his hatred stems from his deep desire to be a better diplomacy player, and the let down of him never fulfilling his dream of doing so.

What the fuck?

Ouf, whatchu gona say now, Al?
#exposed

But Chaqa, why do you *hate*?

Are we not all friends here?

I don't hate you. I think you're a scumbag who takes advantage of CD to try to win.

Chaqa I can confirm that I am both a scumbag, and that I attempt to take advantage of any irregularity of the playing field. You are of course correct on both counts.

I also happen to be a rather harmless old man.

Do you seriously wish to hold a grudge against me for what takes place during our games?

Besides, given the relentless attacks that you aimed at most of my opponents, couldn't you almost be thought of as an accomplice?

gameID=144291 for reference.

1901-02 or so: Austria CD

Then Russia has lots of internet troubles, misses lots of turns.

Turkey makes comeback. Turkey CDs. Italy takes advantage.

Germany also CD'd around here, France and I make desparate attempt to stalemate.

This is a pretty childish thread. You're both better than this.

Do you seriously seek quarrel with a man as jovial, as good-natured, as intoxicated as I?

I do thank you, Mr. President, and apologize for any deficiencies of this thread, for which I take full responsibilities. It is just that I cannot bear to see Chaqa, a lad most dear to me, suffer so.

For the rest of us, it is a simple game. I hope that he can understand that I meant no offense, and just wish genuinely that Chaqa can learn to control his outbursts.

Al, stop making such a big deal out of this. I'm tired of getting messages from mods of you complaining about it.

But Chaqa, it isn't a big deal. When we meet at a conference, you would rather shoot me a glance askance, rather than accept the proffered hand of friendship? Shall you seriously decline the olive branch, Old Sport?

No olive branch needed. It's just that I'll continue to call you on it when you try to win / win through CD.

Do our friends here think that I am more the problem than Chaqa? Would anyone be happier than myself, would Chaqa choose to become my friend?

Ah, in that case I understand you. Do you feel then, that the series of lop-sided games that I run do more harm than good?

I am not, in your vision, a worthy opponent?

I am doing the same thing, taking advantage of CDs, doing every legal thing to win, but on the other hand I dont say anything bad when someone else takes solo because of CDs. Also, I spare someone when I feel like it and get less points for it.

I understand Chaga's opinion, but its really bad when he starts swearing Al or me or anybody. Diplomacy is a cruel game, its not about midages knights, honour and similar. Going for fairness in webdip games is wrong.

Friendly reminder here that harassment of other users is against site policy. Al, please stop.

@Al ... please stop. You're clearly trolling and doing a miserable job at it.

@Chaqa ... leave the thread alone, you made your point. You're just going to open yourself up to more abuse this way.

PE beat me... what can I say, I took too much time trying to understand his gif before I posted...

I still do not understand said image. It vexes me to no end that my understanding is lacking. Or in webdipese, What the fuck?

I too am perplexed by the meaning of this picture

You fucking poated it, fuckstain! :-)

It will eternally be a myatery

The Honorable President Eden and myself had a bit of a pow-wow last night, and I've been persuaded to suspend the outreach program temporarily.

I suppose then I have nothing further to say on the subject as long as nobody has any further questions.

Changing the subject, I think the lion's share of the policy is that many of the players here have trouble reading me, even when I think I'm being crystal clear.

I personally think that this has a lot to do with the fact that I was briefly very honest about my anti-feminist views.

What is it about anti-feminism that so challenges the intellects of young men? The lads here seem to find it comparatively easy to discuss other subject matter that I would think is much more controversial.

http://www.holycrapitslate.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/WAT-Bulb.jpg

what

Couldn't we just lock the thread?

@OutsideSmoker

No, nor the overflow thread.

I have spoken to staff and there has been an agreement.

I am now choosing to revoke my 2008 vow not to troll.

This vow was made after shutting down numerous boards.

No one is going to throw down on me, I hope? Are there any that might bring it?

Great. Al Trollagain is back.

Thank you Jeff. And thus the opening shots of the war.

You Sir, in particular amuse me.

Everyone else was too intelligent to take the bait, except for one.

Why Jeff? Forgot to have your Wheaties this morning?

By the way, this thread overall was a success - Chaqa and I are now friends. I am attempting to talk him into forming a troll supergroup with me. Also I might speak to Weev and together we might form a trolling force such as the world has never known.

Just no.

Please please please plz, it will be so fun, n3arly unlimited LULZ