If you don't have a Bugatti Veyron and a 24-inch dick you're failing in life.

Lexus makes a great car

And in case your wondering, my prior three cars were all Jeeps following my Corvette. After this is paid for, I plan to save up and get another Jeep as a second car. Jeeps are really what I love, but I love them for the muddy off-road fun.

@Putin

Draug, out of nowhere, was attempting to use his tailor as means to appear superior. I was just pointing out that we shop at the same store, so I wasn't particularly impressed.

And, by the way, if you're buying a $500 suit at JAB, you're doing something seriously wrong. They all look identical, and if you just wait for a sale, you can easily buy 3 suits for well under $500. So, I really have no idea what either of you are talking about by considering JAB the high-end of fashion.

"If you don't have a Bugatti Veyron and a 24-inch dick you're failing in life."

my motto right there
at least i can get 1 of 2...

I doubt Draugnar is employed, much less an engineer who makes 6k and owns a Mercedes. The preening is too forced.

All suits are not equal

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Oh boy, now you've done it.

6 figures rather.

Nope, guys, I already told you I had a choad. 6 inches long at best, but fairly thick.

I call it Japanese junk because my grandfathers both fought the Japanese in WWII. I *won't* buy Japanese. Now, Korean (Hyundai and Kia), absolutely. The Kia Optima is a sweet ride and the Hyundai Santa Fe AWD my wife had when I had the Vette was very nice for the money and reasonably capable in bad weather.

Thanks a lot, Putin. We all wanted to read profanity-laced screeds about coding for IBM back when the Commodore was a gleam in its engineer's eye, tonight.

Wow, Draug, nothing like forgiving and moving on.

Putin, for such an opinionated, what is it that you do for a living?

"No, my schlong is also a choad. Think 10" of 4" PVC pipe (12.5" circumference)."

Draugnar, Page 260, threadID=903174. 15 May 2014.

The lie is EXPOSED.

"All suits are not equal"

Sure, that may be true, but like wine, I feel like people tend to pay more for suits because they think just the act of spending more makes it better.

If you have a job that requires the daily use of suits, then maybe it would make sense to spend more on them. But, having tried on may suits at JAB, I can't say their $500 suit was 5x better than their $100 suit. So, I question the decision making that went into that purchase.

You believed I had a 4" thick schlong? Hahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!

for daily i would agree with you, but for fine dress attire, there's much better... when you have suits made at Armani or Zegna the price is considerably higher

"So, I really have no idea what either of you are talking about by considering JAB the high-end of fashion."

Just stop while you're ahead, abg. You're just exposing yourself for buying into the most transparent bait-and-switch consumer rip off in marketing, the bullshit 70% discounts of absurdly marked up products or the ridiculous Buy 1 get 7 free nonsense.

If you think Jos A isn't overpriced you're as bad as Draugnar.

"I call it Japanese junk because my grandfathers both fought the Japanese in WWII."

And yet you drive a car made by the same company that made Hitler's staff car. Great logic there.

I don't care about your penis measurements bro.

Well, you can call Vertical Solution, Inc. and ask for Robert Bolin or just ask for the Lead/Senior Software Engineer and I'll pick up when they transfer it to my desk. As far as the salary, you'll have to just take my word. I'm not releasing my SSN and tax documents.

Oh, and if you have an in at the Ohio BMV, just have the run the plates DRAUGNR and tell you who owns it and what make, model, and year of car it is..

"Thanks a lot, Putin. We all wanted to read profanity-laced screeds about coding for IBM back when the Commodore was a gleam in its engineer's eye, tonight."

He has me muted. Don't sweat it.

Both gramps fought in the Pacific Theater and Germany never attacked American soil. Some would argue we were aggressors in Europe and Africa.

Yes, I have you muted, but there is this amazing key called "Esc" that stops the javascript from running in the browser. Time it right (or just turn off javascript) and you can read muted posts.

"Some would argue we were aggressors in Europe and Africa. "

Woah woah woah. So we were the aggressors for staging D-Day?

Would YOU say that?

Is it really so hard to just say, "I like this car better than that one just because," Draug?

@Putin

Yes, I understand JAB is overpriced, which is why I only buy there during a sale. Yes, it is still a bit more expensive even during a sale, but the experience I find to be much better. In particular, I've found the staff to be much more helpful than somewhere like, say JC Penney. For that, the extra cost is worth it to me.

Now, if you buy your suit from JC Penney or wherever, I really don't care. I don't judge people on their suits. I am just pointing out discrepancy in Draug's statement, since we apparently buy equivalent suits, but I spend several hundreds less than he does.

Putin, what do you do?

Funny because Germany tried to attack the US, only indirectly. They didn't have the manpower (and Hitler didn't have the guts) to put their own soldiers at risk out here. It was probably one of the key mistakes that ended up costing Hitler and Nazi Germany the war.