tryharder

Thanks, but I don't need Viagra.

Do or do not, there is no try

I met him in a swamp down in Dagobah
Where it bubbles all the time like a giant carbonated soda
S-O-D-A, soda

I saw the little runt sitting there on a log
I asked him his name and in a raspy voice he said "Yoda"
Y-O-D-A, Yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda

Well, I've been around, but I ain't never seen
A guy who looks like a muppet, but he's wrinkled and green
Oh, my Yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda

Well, I'm not dumb, but I can't understand
How he can lift me in the air just by raising his hand
Oh, my Yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda

Well, I left home just a week before
And I've never ever been a Jedi before
But Obi Wan, he set me straight, of course
He said, "Go to Yoda and he'll show you the Force"

Well I'm not the kind that would argue with Ben
So it looks like I'm gonna start all over again
With my Yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda

Yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda

So I used the Force
I picked up a box
I lifted some rocks
While I stood on my head
But, I won't forget what Yoda said

He said, "Luke, stay away from the darker side
And if you start to go astray, let the Force be your guide"
Oh, my Yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda

"I know Darth Vader's really got you annoyed
But remember, if you kill him, then you'll be unemployed"
Oh, my Yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda

Well, I heard my friends really got in a mess
So I'm gonna have to leave Yoda I guess
But I know that I'll be coming back some day
I'll be playing this part 'till I'm old and gray

The long-term contract I had to sign
Says I'll be making these movies till the end of time
Oh with my Yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda

Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda
Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda

Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda
Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda

Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda
Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda

You could always lash out at my bank manager. It will make both yourself and me feel a lot better.

The man is bloody useless. Even is name is wrong. In the great and diverse world in which we live there are many acceptable names for a modern bank manager. Mr Patel, Ms Goldstien, Sir Rodney are all perfectly acceptable examples...

...Big Gary, on the other hand, ain't.

Can I use a bullwhip like Indiana Jones?

Please do :)

<cue Indiana Jones theme>
<*whip*>
Draugnar: Tell me where you hid the money!
Big Gary: I swear, I don't know!
<*whap*>
Big Gary: Ok, Ok! There is a secret vault in the basement! But it is booby trapped!
Draugnar: Then you go first!
<*crack*>

OIC.

So now I can either obey the rules under the interpretation of the mighty SENIOR admin jmo (who, btw even some other mods laugh at and think goes too far) without question or I can "shut up."

Good to know clear and directed dissent isn't welcome. Whatever your issues with anything I've said on other topics, I'm certainly not trolling here.

I'll make whatever reasonable arguments I want, and I'll attempt to dissuade whatever the hell I want, and don't pretend like you can do anything about it. If you silence me for that it only reinforces my point. So go ahead, you giant toolbox, I dee-double-dog dare you to silence me for speaking out against your iron-fisted bullshit. Remove that white knuckled grip from your mouse and wrap it around the banhammer. Mount my figurative head upon the ramparts of castle webdip as a warning to others who might have the nerve to speak out.

I promise you I won't even have to appeal it.

@YJ

Whom are you yelling at?

lol jmo with his damn idle threats.

@draugnar don't listen to lando, being an asshole is quite often something to take pride in.

I like YJ and Draug best when they're assholes.

"Can I use a bullwhip like Indiana Jones? "

Draug, no, you can not. I.J. never hung a bullwhip from his ass...

Whenever I think of myslef as an asshole, I just crank this up on my Windows phone (Windows rox! iPhone sux!)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UrgpZ0fUixs

As Denis Leary says, "I'm an asshole, and I'm proud of it."

And whenever the wife gets pissed at me (which is pretty fucking often), I crank this up.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BYE4CVhVkhw

Two Words: Nuclear Fucking Weapons!

God I love this man. I think I'm suddenly questioning my sexuality....<Leary Love...>

better check that link, mods, it might redirect to *gasp* PORN!

lol Oh, it's porn to Libtards, no doubt...

Yep. You Tube has porn now!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zwT6DZCQi9k

Lots of topless chicks (one really hot brunette) and Robin Thicke has a big dick.

if I wasn't in class, I'd consider clicking the links Draug post

dude wtf thats silencable!!! How dare you! Prons!

really though, I enjoyed that.

oh wait...allow me, I'll MAKE it silenceable....

www.nakedgirlsdancingaround.com

There, now it's offensive.

Naked girls dancing around is offensive? YJ....YJ!!!! Whatsamatta with you! Blasphemer!!!

Nope, but putting a www in front of those words apparently is worthy of silencing these days... we'll just see I guess.

I'm putting the over/under for YJ's and Draug's silences at 1 week. Do I have any takers?

I already had my silence for the month...

And there was nothing pornographic at all in the first two links (Denis Leary's I'm an Asshole and Puddle of Mudd's SheHates Me) unless you count foul language as pornographic. The third link was to Robin Thicke's unrated version of Blurred Lines that required you to sign in to Youtube with an unrestricted account to watch it.