This is a good Aristocrats joke.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKGuh44_LBc

Good one
Why was the man falsely diagnosed with juandice?

what do you call a man with a thousand rabbits stuck up his arse? Warren

What's red, white, black, and blue and hands in my front yard? My n****r I'll paint him any color I want to.

...I'd feel bad about posting that here but I heard it from a black guy and it's his favorite joke so...yeah.

Can we get some white jokes? I'm white and not only is it lame that no one has racist white jokes ever, but I wanna know what people say to make fun of my race, lol.

how many white men does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one, white men'll screw anything

hahahaha - whats white and fourteen inches long? NOTHING

Why are Chavs like slinkies?
They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a flight
of stairs.

What’s wrong with putting 4 chavs in a mini bus and pushing it over a cliff? You can fit 18 in a mini bus

"chavs"???

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?...The NBA

Why do white people like hockey?... It’s the only other way to beat something black.

How many white girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?...None, white girls can't screw.

What is the biggest dilemma faced by Jews?... Free pork!

"What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?
It only takes one nail to hang a picture of Jesus."
that was great. the jokes about dead babies are just sick.

A Finn, an American, a Cuban, a Swede and a gay are having a drink. They start to brag about their countries. The Finn throws a glass of water out of a window and says "We've got thousands of lakes and so much water that we can even throw it out of windows".

The American gets provoked and throws his wallet out of the window. "We've got so much money that we can even throw it out of windows!"

The Cuban takes the Havanan out of his mouth and throws it out of the window. "We've got so many cigars that we can even throw them out of windows!"

The Swede is about to open his mouth, but the gay stops him: "Don't even think about it!"

"What is up with all the wife beating in the world? Some guys are just such idiots. I mean, beating your own wife? That's like keying your own car..."

I'm glad you value your wife as much as a car...

There is a French, a German and a Greek.
They die and go to heaven
St Peter tell them that they have to pass a test to enter paradise
if they fail they go to hell
the test is that they have to throw something in the sea.
If St Peter manages to find it, they go to hell
If not they go to paradise
First one to go is the French
He throws a button
St Peter searches for about 5 min and finds it. French goes to hell.
German guy follows.
He throws one of his hairs.
St Peter searches for 5 hrs but eventually finds it. German goes to hell
The Greek guy throws something into the water.
St Peter searches for 5 days but cannot find it
St Peter says ok You go to paradise, but just out of curiosity what did you throw in?
the Greek responds
effervescent Depon

This thread is brilliant...

That's because it's a TMG's thread

huh? its the "master" warriors thread not the ,master gamer's thread.

what's Depon?

I have one!

Four nuns die together in a car accident.

They meet St Peter at Heaven's gates, lined in the order they died.

Peter says to Nun 1:

" Tell me your sins, so that you may enter Heaven free of them"

Nun 1: "I have seen a naked man."

Peter: "Repent, wash your eyes in this Holy Water, and enter Heaven, my child"

Nun 1 does as instructed, and Peter now says to Nun 2:

" Tell me your sins, so that you may enter Heaven free of them"

Nun 2: "I have touched a man's private parts."

Peter: "Repent, wash your hands in this Holy Water, and enter Heaven, my child"

Nun 2 does as instructed, and Peter now says to Nun 3:

" Tell me your sins, ..."

"Wait!" says Nun 4. "Let me go first!"

Peter is startled, and answers "Why my child?, there is no hurry, you have all eternity of bliss awaiting you."

Nun 4 answers: "Sure, but I'm not washing my mouth there after she cleans her ass!"

*rolls eyes* I can't believe you guys are falling for TMW's latest attempt to say "Ohh, I'm *controversial*! I'm *Important*! You'll talk about me now - that's respect, right?

LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME!

...

do you love me now?"

sean: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Depon

Here's a pretty terrible small child joke

What's the worst part about having sex with a small boy in the woods?
The lonely ride home.

Here's a two pretty terrible baby jokes;.

What's pink and red and gets smaller on the kitchen floor?
A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.
What do you get when you cut a baby up with a razor blade?
An erection.

Noobz, you sicken me.

I am always game to hear more white jokes. I agree with the person who said there just aren't enough.

Chav is British slang for a white "gangster" the kids that act like they are from the ghetto except in the UK they are all middleclass white kids

Thucydides, I'm sure there are plenty of white jokes - us white kids just don't hear them, lol.

I just think it's kinda silly to have people tell so many black jokes (seems to be people's favorite race to rag on in America, but then again I live in the South) but to not crack jokes on the race that seems to crack the most race-based jokes.

Plus, if you can't laugh at yourself... :)

Oh, okay Iceray0, in the USA we call those wiggers, which is short for white n**ger. Wiggers are pretty funny, because lots of them here are also middle class (or upper class) white kids and none of them are very easy to take seriously...

A Finn, an American, a Cuban, a Swede and a gay are having a drink. They start to brag about their countries. The Finn throws a glass of water out of a window and says "We've got thousands of lakes and so much water that we can even throw it out of windows".

The American gets provoked and throws his wallet out of the window. "We've got so much money that we can even throw it out of windows!"

The Cuban takes the Havanan out of his mouth and throws it out of the window. "We've got so many cigars that we can even throw them out of windows!"

The Swede is about to open his mouth, but the gay stops him: "Don't even think about it!"

I don't get it. But I love gay jokes. Can someone clarify?