I appreciate your resolve, Treefarn. And in case anyone was curious about Feckless' original messages in response to my seizure of Munich as Russia in Fall 1901, here it is:
I thought you might guess what I was up to. You bugger. Now I have to burn down your entire village, salt the soil so that it remains barren forever more, sew your eyelids open so you can watch while I impale your children, remove your ribcage and nail your lungs to a door. :|
I'm going to make you eat your own testicles. But I can be reasonable. If you withdraw NOW, I'll cut them off first.
Slight change of plan.... when you're secured in the Reichstag dungeons, we're going to insert a tube, about four inches into diameter, into your anal tract. The other end of the tube will be attached to a rat's cage. We're not going to feed the rat. Apparently, it will mange to take care of itself....
The resulting audio will be recorded and released as an album. The working title is 'xgongiveit2ya55 screams', but I'm sure the lads in marketing can come up with something cleverer before the release party. Advance sails in Germany are through the roof! It seems that every parent wants a copy as a Christmas present for the kids....
Anyway, the lads in legal say that you'll be owed posthumous artist's royalties, to be paid to your next of kin. I find the idea quite absurd, personally, but you know, lawyers....
So, do you know where we can get a cheap supply of vinyl? We're going to run short due to the high demand, what with there being a war on....