THE POEM SO FAR
(We need a title for this, lol.)
Once upon a midnight dreary...
A scary ghost met Dennis Leary
Dennis L said how'd you do...
Would you like to listen to my kazoo?
No, said the ghost, but listen to me...
You'll have to heed these warnings three
First, don't make a Blankflag thread.
Second, don't create a Blankflag account.
Third, and this I stress the most,
If you do I'll show you Blankflag's ghost.
Third, don't wreck the rhyme scheme.
Then, o'erhearing this Blankflag theme,
SYnapse said, “Now listen here!
"Should we not live in freedom of fear?"
"Perhaps," said Dennis, "But you gave two 'Thirds,'"
But alas, my story is only a slew of words...
T'begin thou art a hole of ass!
(A remark Putin found too bourgeois and crass)
And your face is made of fiberglass...
The poetic last post of grking, rest his soul...
Another day of webdip, trials and rigmarole
And then the puppets came 'round to tell
Another story while sitting in their own fiery hell
It was a tale of brimstone, treachery and death
We hung on to their ev'ry breath
The incense burned down to the wick
I want krellin's wife to .... join my clique!
Yet just as krellin and YJ had rolled up a blunt,
TC reappeared, with a puppy to punt!
And YJ's finger his nose to smell
Caused a great plague under which the country befell
The sheep scared did scatter
As Obama said "It doesn't matter!"
Thucy came, sans reading posts,
And then he left to check out the girls on the coasts
If there's one thing old YJ just can't understand,
It's how to get that thing out of his hand
It's the use of the ampersand.
jmo silenced the ravens,
When who should burst in, smoking a Camel and craven
But Zultar with an ancient wench
And former Reds great, Johnny Bench
Now Putin and Benchy got into a fight
That carried on throughout the night
And Benchy beat Putin's ass to everyone's delight
And like his dad Kim Jong-Un felt "so ronery!" that night
So old #5 went out for a drink...
He had really bad gas and he started to stink.
But his hall of fame history still got him the babes.
Until he came down with a bad case of AIDS.
dearest reader, contract naught of thy AIDS
And YJ was sued for slander as Cincinnati came to Bench's aid.
Cincinasty has no clout.
If you care about baseball then you are a lout.
And in a haste Bo changed the subject away from sports rivalries
And shared with the forum his kid sister's diaries.
More embarrassing than this compilation of verse,
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Predict the next 200 years.
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