A little ode I wrote for my friend YJ (I know this has upset him a lot)
It's entitled 'Jilted YJ'
I've been getting on with a boy, his name is Krellin
But last night he said to me, when we were on the PC
(This is what he said)
He said listen YJ, I love you but there's this bloke I fancy
I don't want to two time you, so it's the end for you and me
Who's this bloke I asked him, Draaaaaaugnar he replied
Not THAT puff, I said dismayed
Yes but he's no puff he cried
(He's more of a man than you'll ever be)
Here we go, two three four
I was so upset that I cried, all the way to the chip shop
When I came out there was Draugnar, standing at the bus stop
(And guess who was with him? Yeah, Krellin, and they were both laughing at me)
Oh, he is cruel and heartless to pack me for Draugnar
Just cos he's better looking than me, Just cos he's cool and trendy
But I know he's a moron, Draugnar is a moron Draugnar is a moron, Draugnar is a moron
Here we go, two three four
Oh he's a slag and he's a creep
He's a tart, he's very cheap
He is a slut, he thinks he's tough
He is a bitch, he is a puff
Yeah yeah, it's not fair Yeah yeah, it's not fair
(I'm so upset)
I'm so upset, I'm so upset, yeah yeah
(I ought to smash his face in.)
(Yeah, but he's bigger than me. In't he?)
(I know, I'll get my mate BoSox to hit him. He'd flatten him)
(Yeah but BoSox’s a mate of Draugnar's in'e?)
(Oh well, I don't care)
I don't care I don't care
Cause he's a slag and he's a creep he's a tart, he's very cheap he is a slut, he thinks he's tough....
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