@YJ - As long as the wnager doesn't conact my body and I don't have to handle or look at it in any way, I could do a nice set of boobs and a fuckable ass and lips.

That's all I'm saying, Draug :P

@ YJ

I'm having trouble with the whole "banging the bloke with tits" concept. One cannot put tab a into slot b if slot b doesn't exist. One option is impossible, the other highly unpleasent. Given the choice between impossible and highly unpleasent I have to opt for highly unpleasent... but I don't see what this demonstrates.

You've never had anal sex with your girlfriend, Oct? Both sexes have anuses. Mine is just an outie only. I would miss giving oral though. Ain't no way I'm sucking on a meat lollipop.

Octavious actually, at its heart I think the experiment was meant to demonstrate that men who consider themselves hetero are actually far more interested in sex than gender (i.e. in truth, we're more concerned with the way women act and feel and look than actual genitalia).

Most hetero men in an anonymous internet survey pick the chick with dong. But most men in a conversation act offended or disgusted by the question.

If I remember correctly... anyways.

as far as what the point was here, there isn't one. ghug said I like trannies, which isn't exactly true. I was just clarifying.

As far as slot B... who cares? There's still slots C and D :P

The big problem with a lot of trannies is the face still tends towards masculinity in bone structure. It would take a hell of a lot of plastic surgery to correct that. Plus, a chick with a dick bigger than mine would be *very* problematic and, seeing as I have a chode, that would be more common than you might think.

Oh, and there is no "have to have sex with". You could go with option C and just not have sex.

I haven't read all posts nor I'm sure of the topic, but the point is, the worst thing can be done is to take advice from other people. All of those above have different experiences: some are macho man, other are nerds. To put it simple: act as you thing it ought to correct.

btw. 20% of Russians have HIV. Watch out ;P

If may words are out of the blue, forget them ;)

Russia has 300,000 registered cases of HIV and it is believed the true infected population is 3 million. Their population is a total of over 145 million. For them to have 20%, it would require them to have nearly 30 million infected. IT's just over 2%, not 20%.

Next time, instead fo spreading malicious and false rumors, try a simple web search.

http://aids.about.com/od/clinicaltrials/a/russia.htm

2 - 20, well still hell alot, compered to other states. Most likely by adding all the STDs it will make around 8%. Than add drugs addicts and the drunken masters, it will make to 20% anyway. Russia in demographic means is zombie. And no glimpse of light.

Things I have learned today:

1.YJ has a thing for Russian women and effeminate men.

2.Draug has a small penis.

@ Draug

Nope, for three notable reasons. Firstly it's where the shit comes out, secondly it's too damned small, and thirdly it's where the shit comes out. Now I know technically that's only two reasons, but the first one was such a biggie I thought it worth mentioning twice. Frankly I find the idea of anal sex about as erotic as obiwan hosting a 48 hour Shakespeare marathon. It sends shivers down my spine and makes me feel slightly ill.

@abge - I said I had a chode. Please look up what it is. It doesn't mean it is small. It means it is just really big around. 6+" is plenty long, but when it is 2.25" wide and 1.75" thick... Well you do the math (>6.3" in circumference).

And trust me, it isn't all about how deep you go. If you have a needle dick and she can't feel it, all you are good for is getting the sperm deep enough so it can swim and crack that egg shell. <grin> But when you are big around, it stretches the labia minora and rubs the clitoris really well and just drives them wild.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Chode%201

Short and stubby :P

@abge - Actually, I thought it was well established that YJ has a thing for Trannies...so it is not surprising that he has a thing for thick, hairy Russian women...it let's him fantasize he's with a man without breaching the social stigma of deviant behavior.

@Krellin - read on MacDuff. "often wider than it is long." That is what I was referring to. 6" isn't long (but not that short either), but 6.3" around is massive girth and the women love to feel it stretch them and run them.

A fist is only 4" long, but massive in the around. You wanna see a woman orgasm? Fist her good and watch the fireworks cum.

Draug -- tsk tsk....width is *not* the same as circumference...I've found a critical flaw in your defensive argument, my stubby friend.

@Draug - regardless as to whether or not you have a chode, and what that truly means, I would much prefer we get back to slinging insults at YJ.

Then again, that's just so easy it's hardly sport any more. :(

@ Octa - that is the funniest thing I've heard you write, I wish I could give you more than +1 but I would urge others to do so....... brilliant !!

I gave width *and* thickness. Together, using the geometric equation for an ellipse, you can compute the circumference. Doing so comes out at 6.3" around. Trust me, experienced women beg for more and inexperienced ones beg me to stop cause it splits them in two and ruins them for other men. That's right, that guy your girlfried or wife dreams about is me. You know, the one that left them flapping in the breeze like a giant flesh cave? That guy was me.

So all you pencil dicks can blame me for ruining your girlfriend's experience and you just flailing around there making no contact like a sardine.

lol draug.

I'm unfortunately stuck with a mental image right now of Draugnar fisting an asian schoolgirl. It's highly unpleasant, and she is not enjoying herself despite his best efforts. I'm sure that doesn't reflect reality but I can't make my mind see it any differently.

I'm actually dating a Russian girl. (Younger - she's 26) but I don't know whether to recommend you run or not ;-)

@YJ - Why the fuck did you ask this bunch? I mean, really? But if you are looking for advice, I say go for it. Always. Nothing ventured, nothing gained. And the worse thing that can happen is that you end up with a great story.

Haha jim if you thought this was a serious request for advice then you haven't been paying attention to my other posts ;P

Draug, you're girthy, which is good. You do not, however, have a choad, which is also a good thing. Learn your terminology, dammit.

YJ, man up and fucking do it.