I am being serious.

i take my religion seriously dont be such a shit head

I see this has been bumped...either krellin or Centurion.

i mean i dunno you have to admit its kind of funny

"god really spoke to me about webdiplomacy.net forums today"

I talk to God about everything. Part of a relationship is speaking things out, and praying is really only discussing something with God. Because I have a desire to know God more, I pursue him in conversation.

Praying is just talking to one's self, this only proves that you think you're god.

I am not talking to myself, I am talking to my Lord and Savior.

Do you wake and say to yourself "how can I be a jack ass today?" every morning?

If you really believe in god, why do you continue to be such an awful person when you know that it means you're doomed to hell?

"God is dead." -Jesus Christ

Excuse me Simon, but when did Jesus say that exactly?

In the book of Friedrich.

KA I challenge you to name one thread where you were actually trolling and not just spewing inane jabber that you truly believe. Just one.

"God is dead"- Nietzsche

"Nietzsche is dead"- God

Me and God are not at the same page, he keeps hiding and I keep not looking..

Also, God is confused, he thinks he\s King Atom

Did God Also Touch You?

Cause if he doesnt...I will.

I believe that you all should cool it...God does not appreciate having his name taken in vain. Please, for your own sakes...

How would you know?! You want to know what I truly believe?!

God betrayed us! That's right, he BETRAYED US, or rather himself, me.

See God was created by something unimaginable greater then God himself, and he got jealous, he wanted to become like that something he came from himself, so he sets the whole thing in motion, to learn in order to become omnipotent.. however, that's not the way it works. God will once die, like everyone else.

Nice try God, but you fucked us over.

Sigh...please heed my warning. This is no joke. God may strike you down from where you stand.

Hahaha, jezus fucking christ goddamn, I was not trolling, I meant what I meant what I said.

Think about it? Why would God create evil? If only to learn trough us, a.k.a. himself?

We are not God, what has made you believe that. And I was not trolling either, if you believe that, God may strike you down. God did not create evil. "Evil" was never created, it is merely the enemy counter-fitting God's power by tempting us to do the opposite of what God has said is Good.

What evidence is there to support divine smitings?

So, God and the Devil Permanently existed and will exist? Where do we come from? And why would God strike me down if I do not agree with him or acknowledge him? I thought he loved sinners and was only love..?

http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2004/12/1227_041226_tsunami.html

"For when I troll, it causes the rest of you to sin "

You said it KA. For each time God smites someone in this thread he shall smite thee twice.

Haha. Seriously, Tsunami's are a way of God's disapproval?

That link was directed at abgemacht.
To answer you Lopt, the devil did not permanently exist, God created the angels as worshippers with limited free-will. The highest of angels, Lucifer who was the lead angel of worship, saw himself as being greater than God and decided to lead the angels in a rebellion against God. God smote them down and cursed them, after a third of the angels had fallen. Afterwards, God created Earth and with it, all that exists in our universe. Then he created man along with all of the animals and placed them in the Garden of Eden. But man betrayed God just as the angels did and he cast us out of the Garden. God is a just God, truly capable of great love. He would only smite you down if it had another purpose such as: proving to people His power. He does love all people and defines love, but when a person or group of people go on long enough while they choose to reject him and blatantly defile that which is holy, he may destroy them. For we do not deserve to even live on this planet that he has granted us so gracefully. And because he is a just God, he shall do what is neccessary to preserve justice and those who are to be harmed by the rejection of God's love. Just as he did with said tsunami.

Well, that sounds fair enough doesn't it?
How about this though: "The Way produced the One; the One produced two; two produced three; and three produced all things."

Just as Lucifer might have seen himself greater then God, so might God have seen himself greater then "the way". Except of course the way did not bother smithing god down but let him go it's course.

God exists outside of time. As hard as it is to comprehend, God has and always will exist. He is the Almighty One and our maker. If you want to believe otherwise, I cannot stop you. Though I shall always disagree.