Hellaltius grudgum- player who remembers an offense and ceaselessly attacks the percieved enemy ad infinum

hahaha
I accept the temperian type but not the second one anymore

example: Triskelli we haven't played together you noob! Or did your mother let you know about me?

denis talkator- a player who is very active in the forum but barely under the annoying level

haha

Rexi Paranoii Minimus - The genus of diplomat who constantly looks over his shoulder for multis, and yet fails to see stabs in game.

tsk I most likily don't want to see what I'm going to be classified

Bear in mind I'm just coming up with names, I'm not referencing anyone in particular

Let's see...

Soloi Silencium- a player who never talks to anyone, and is convinced he can do everything himself.

Chattis Infidum Alli- the logical opposite of the Silencium, opens communications with every player on the board and attempts to ally with everyone possible.

Diplo Foolius - a player that opens Kie > Den, Mun SH Ber, Ber SH Mun.

Trollius Blabber- one who trolls the forum annoyingly (obviously)

Am i that anoying?

Alli Proclamus- a player who immeadatly declares that players A and B are allied.

Closely related is the sub-species Alli Proclamus Juggis, who specializes in russo-turkish alliances

Hmm...

Impirius Banishae- That unlucky player who has lost his home and is forced to scrape a meager existence on the periphery of global politics

Allius Ignoramus- Person you stab over and over and he still think he is your ally

Diplodocumat - Ancient race who've been here since before time began

Argentio Linguista - Most dangerous of all diplomacy players. Not to be confronted without a seasoned professional.

Novusan Cruora - Whilst clearly not a species, this order of diplomacy players contains a wide varienty. Most of these species are very new, although some have existed in other fields, only recently to have been placed into diplomacy's taxonomic ranks. As they are all such recent discoveries it should be noted that individuals of this variety may display significant changes as they evolve into Diplomacy, and it should be noted that many individuals previously deemed within this group have now been reclassified into the more standard groups.

Edimusian Birsanium: This rare strain was seen in this vicinity recently, but since the province was renamed to webDiplomacy there have only been rare sightings, although it has been suggested that the only known individuals has moved back to its previous habitat.

Figlesquidge - There may be a lot of people who are interested in the meaning of this rather surreal sounded Genus. I am sorry to say that insufficient evidence has been collected on the matter, and despite being an expert in the field I can tell you nothing more than that a Figlesquidge is "Mostly Harmless".

Hope that helps :)

Dra Negat- A player who refuses to draw, no matter the circumstances.

mendax facere semper (real latin there)

Guy who just lies over and over again to grab one or 2 SCs and get up to 8 or so, then you have to fight him and someone else solos

Communicatius novicium.

Player who consistently either A) does not communicate sufficiently or B) communicates to the wrong person.

Deceptum habitualus.

Player that cannot stop lying.

Deceptum abhorus.

Player (i.e. Friendly Sword) that does not know how to lie and therefore never does.

Inexperientium novicus.

Player that is very bad at Diplomacy and does one of two things A) asks your advice and becomes your tool or B) decides he hates you and will not listen to reason otherwise, because he does not understand what constitutes good diplomacy. A somewhat pathetic creature, treated with disdain in all quarters. Most tragically of all, the I. novicus does not even understand why he is hated. He is not sentient and does not realize that he is an I. novicus.

lol bishop i get accused of being a mendax facere semper a lot

(for those who are confused by the previous extract, investigation into the meanings of "Argento","Linguist","Novus" and "Cruor" might help, and for those who understood what I meant sorry - as you will have noticed I'm not a latin expert myself!)

@denis. yes

Forfeitius Noobula- one who CDs constantly because they begin to lose. highly hated breed

Deceptum Isporus- Offshoot of player that does not know how to lie, but does so anyway.

[myself, really]

Focusai Ridiculum- A single minded beast. Utterly ferocious when openly attacked, yet lacking in peripheral vision.

Vini Vidi Vicium - A close relative of Inexperientium novicus, where the individual will go to any lengths to conquer a certain territory, region or nation, blinded by this objective. Indeed a recent report by the respected Dr T Ghostmaker suggests it is just a very specialised variety, where generation of generation of rampent in-teaching has lead to a highly specialised techinque, which can be very successful, but has also lead to the individuals loosing the ability to develop alternative plans.

Red you don't count I have only played in one game with you at most

Serianos Joktas - People who take jokes to seriously (denis haha)

Freebus Winnas - People who get wins off more than one Cd

Liaor To muchas - some one who sucks at telling lies but keeps doing it anyway

Addictos Livegamas- breed of diplomats that like fast games but create over three threads anight to get a Live game going.

Stubborn Assonus - Diplomat that is really really stubborn.

stupanous diploats - Diplomats that stab a country then when another country starts to win they expect to ally with the country they stabed.