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Valis2501

  • Rank: Diplomat
  • Position: 225/16629 (top 2%)
  • Available points: 2,057 D
  • Points in play: 0 D
  • Total points: 2,057 D
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  • Donator: (G) - Gold
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  • Game messages: 33,859
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  • All Game stats:
  • Defeated: 225 ( 40% )
  • Won: 46 ( 8% )
  • Drawn: 208 ( 37% )
  • Survived: 85 ( 15% )
  • Civil disorder: 4
  • Civil disorders taken over: 47
  • Total (finished): 564
  • Classic:
  • Defeated: 223 ( 41% )
  • Won: 38 ( 7% )
  • Drawn: 205 ( 38% )
  • Survived: 79 ( 14% )
  • Total (finished): 545
  • Classic Press:
  • Defeated: 59 ( 39% )
  • Won: 15 ( 10% )
  • Drawn: 67 ( 44% )
  • Survived: 10 ( 7% )
  • Total (finished): 151
  • Classic Gunboat:
  • Defeated: 160 ( 41% )
  • Won: 22 ( 6% )
  • Drawn: 137 ( 35% )
  • Survived: 69 ( 18% )
  • Total (finished): 388
  • Classic Ranked:
  • Defeated: 218 ( 41% )
  • Won: 38 ( 7% )
  • Drawn: 201 ( 38% )
  • Survived: 77 ( 14% )
  • Total (finished): 534
  • Variant stats:
  • Defeated: 2 ( 11% )
  • Won: 8 ( 42% )
  • Drawn: 3 ( 16% )
  • Survived: 6 ( 32% )
  • Total (finished): 19

  • Reliability:
  • Reliability rating: 98%

"http://tinyurl.com/webDipEOG
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REPEAT: If you want to insult me, achieve great success first so that I can at least remember your name after I block you. Good luck.
-Hideki Kamiya

"I'm sorry you don't understand, but given our past interactions, I suspect you don't actually care and are just looking to waste my time. This conversation is considered resolved. "
-abgemacht

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"Now you may be a proven barefaced liar and over enthusiastic schemer (no no, don't be modest... you are)"
-Octavious [gameID=148789]

"There's nothing like a common enemy to build an alliance around, and there is no enemy more common than that that scurvy dog, cap'n Valis"
-Octavious

"Any win is a good win. A great win is a solo achieved with your alliances intact and your agreements kept. An awesome win is when you do all that and annoy Valis at the same time"
-Octavious

"Valis, I can sign this. You have saved the weak one France, [he] didn't know where the stalemate line is." -Strauss, gameID=149392

"12:56 AM I knew it was you since you were competent and I somewhat recognized your manner of text"
-Tyran

"Christ, you're worse than Bo."
-2ndWhiteLine

"you're the specialest"
-ghug

~02:17 AM never play a game with me ever again. The way you manipulate people makes me sick to my stomach.
-Yoyoyozo [gameID=172775]

08:47 PM (To: Global, from Italy) - Spring, 1910:
"This game is why I have trust issues."
-Rhinos [gameID=174289]

"GG. I respect the living hell out of you. the way you play is sooooo frustrating. I always feel like theres just nothing I can do."
-Brainbomb

~~
“There is no teacher but the enemy. No one but the enemy will tell you what the enemy is going to do. No one but the enemy will ever teach you how to destroy and conquer. Only the enemy shows you where you are weak. Only the enemy tells you where he is strong. And the rules of the game are what you can do to him and what you can stop him from doing to you. I am your enemy from now on. From now on I am your teacher.”
-Ender's Game

“In the moment when I truly understand my enemy, understand him well enough to defeat him, then in that very moment I also love him. I think it's impossible to really understand somebody, what they want, what they believe, and not love them the way they love themselves. And then, in that very moment when I love them –"

"You beat them." For a moment she was not afraid of his understanding.

"No, you don't understand. I destroy them. I make it impossible for them to ever hurt me again. I grind them and grind them until they don't exist."
-Ender's Game
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  • Last visited: 29 Apr 19 UTC
  • Joined: 12 Jul 14 UTC
  • User ID#: 63487
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Valis2501's games

Finished: 07 PM Thu 03 Jan 19 UTC
Featured #MeToo
1 days /phase
Pot: 1050 D - Spring, 1920, Finished
Classic, No messaging, Anonymous players, Sum-of-Squares Scoring, Hidden draw votes
1 excused missed turn
Game drawn
England
rdrivera2005 (3098 D (G))
Drawn. 17 supply-centers, 17 units
Italy
Valis2501 (2057 D (G))
Drawn. 6 supply-centers, 6 units
Turkey
CptMike (3524 D)
Drawn. 6 supply-centers, 6 units
Austria
palesman (861 D)
Drawn. 3 supply-centers, 3 units
France
shield (2929 D)
Drawn. 2 supply-centers, 2 units
Germany
josemurc (27354 D)
Defeated. Bet: 150 D
Russia
peterwiggin (15100 D Mod (S))
Defeated. Bet: 150 D
Finished: 03 PM Thu 20 Dec 18 UTC
Featured Beat Me If You Can
1 days /phase
Pot: 840 D - Autumn, 1916, Finished
Classic, No messaging, Anonymous players, Sum-of-Squares Scoring, Hidden draw votes
1 excused missed turn
Game drawn
France
micha (1559 D)
Drawn. 14 supply-centers, 15 units
Russia
rdrivera2005 (3098 D (G))
Drawn. 9 supply-centers, 7 units
Turkey
josemurc (27354 D)
Drawn. 7 supply-centers, 7 units
Germany
Valis2501 (2057 D (G))
Drawn. 4 supply-centers, 5 units
England
shield (2929 D)
Defeated. Bet: 120 D
Italy
cspieker (16423 D)
Defeated. Bet: 120 D
Austria
Yoyoyozo (187 D)
Defeated. Bet: 120 D
Finished: 02 AM Wed 24 Oct 18 UTC
Live gunboat-617
5 minutes /phase
Pot: 140 D - Spring, 1914, Finished
Classic, No messaging, Anonymous players, Draw-Size Scoring
1 excused missed turn
Game drawn
Austria
Claesar (2645 D Mod)
Drawn. 14 supply-centers, 14 units
Germany
brkyzgn (2339 D)
Drawn. 12 supply-centers, 12 units
Italy
! (1339 D)
Drawn. 8 supply-centers, 6 units
England
breaca (951 D (S))
Defeated. Bet: 20 D
France
The Czech (40070 D (S))
Defeated. Bet: 0 D
Turkey
Arcees (100 D)
Defeated. Bet: 20 D
Russia
Valis2501 (2057 D (G))
Defeated. Bet: 20 D
Finished: 04 AM Wed 21 Nov 18 UTC
Featured Hello Sweaty!
1 days /phase
Pot: 2149 D - Autumn, 1914, Finished
Classic, No messaging, Anonymous players, Sum-of-Squares Scoring, Hidden draw votes
1 excused missed turn
Game won by The Czech (40070 D (S))
Germany
The Czech (40070 D (S))
Won. 20 supply-centers, 17 units
Turkey
Ogion (4225 D)
Survived. 9 supply-centers, 9 units
Italy
Nephthys (2611 D)
Survived. 4 supply-centers, 5 units
France
ag7433 (2064 D (S))
Survived. 1 supply-centers, 1 units
England
Valis2501 (2057 D (G))
Defeated. Bet: 307 D
Austria
Metamnem (40 D)
Defeated. Bet: 307 D
Russia
josemurc (27354 D)
Defeated. Bet: 307 D
Finished: 04 PM Wed 26 Dec 18 UTC
Featured Everyone Gang Up on Sweetwater Gunboat
1 days /phase
Pot: 840 D - Autumn, 1923, Finished
Classic, No messaging, Anonymous players, Draw-Size Scoring, Hidden draw votes
1 excused missed turn
Game drawn
France
WarLegend (598 D)
Drawn. 15 supply-centers, 15 units
Turkey
josemurc (27354 D)
Drawn. 11 supply-centers, 11 units
Italy
The Czech (40070 D (S))
Drawn. 4 supply-centers, 4 units
Russia
Lord Bolton (893 D)
Drawn. 4 supply-centers, 4 units
England
Valis2501 (2057 D (G))
Defeated. Bet: 120 D
Germany
Tugster (7967 D)
Defeated. Bet: 120 D
Austria
RoganJosh (1856 D (S))
Defeated. Bet: 0 D
Finished: 05 AM Thu 29 Nov 18 UTC
Tobin, PJ and Squee
1 days /phase
Pot: 70 D - Autumn, 1918, Finished
Classic, No messaging, Anonymous players, Draw-Size Scoring
1 excused missed turn
Game drawn
Germany
Drawn. 17 supply-centers, 17 units
Turkey
Valis2501 (2057 D (G))
Drawn. 9 supply-centers, 9 units
France
Arun2642 (613 D)
Drawn. 6 supply-centers, 4 units
Austria
eliwhitney (72 D (G))
Drawn. 2 supply-centers, 2 units
England
Josafina (43 D)
Defeated. Bet: 10 D
Italy
Theoneandonly (4216 D)
Defeated. Bet: 10 D
Russia
Unstupid (797 D)
Defeated. Bet: 10 D
Finished: 12 AM Wed 21 Nov 18 UTC
Challenge me!
1 days /phase
Pot: 707 D - Autumn, 1913, Finished
Classic, No messaging, Anonymous players, Sum-of-Squares Scoring, Hidden draw votes
1 excused missed turn
Game drawn
Germany
glasvegas (0 D X)
Drawn. 11 supply-centers, 11 units
Austria
shield (2929 D)
Drawn. 11 supply-centers, 11 units
Italy
Omphalos (1144 D)
Drawn. 7 supply-centers, 7 units
Turkey
thebullmoose (2936 D)
Drawn. 5 supply-centers, 4 units
England
sirKristof (2 D)
Defeated. Bet: 101 D
France
Valis2501 (2057 D (G))
Defeated. Bet: 101 D
Russia
The Czech (40070 D (S))
Defeated. Bet: 101 D
Finished: 12 AM Wed 14 Nov 18 UTC
Featured Gunboat-790
1 days /phase
Pot: 840 D - Autumn, 1915, Finished
Classic, No messaging, Anonymous players, Draw-Size Scoring, Hidden draw votes
1 excused missed turn
Game won by fulhamish (4134 D)
Germany
fulhamish (4134 D)
Won. 18 supply-centers, 16 units
Turkey
ag7433 (2064 D (S))
Survived. 7 supply-centers, 7 units
Austria
czechveck (1447 D)
Survived. 6 supply-centers, 6 units
Russia
Valis2501 (2057 D (G))
Survived. 3 supply-centers, 4 units
England
Tugster (7967 D)
Defeated. Bet: 120 D
France
The Czech (40070 D (S))
Defeated. Bet: 120 D
Italy
ksako8 (1432 D)
Defeated. Bet: 120 D
Finished: 10 PM Tue 01 Jan 19 UTC
Classic 72hrs Anon #4
3 days /phase
Pot: 210 D - Spring, 1908, Finished
Classic, Anonymous players, Sum-of-Squares Scoring
1 excused missed turn
Game drawn
England
ppartay (338 D)
Drawn. 13 supply-centers, 13 units
France
McLeaderPants (161 D)
Drawn. 13 supply-centers, 13 units
Turkey
Felscor (190 D)
Drawn. 8 supply-centers, 8 units
Italy
Valis2501 (2057 D (G))
Defeated. Bet: 30 D
Germany
Arun2642 (613 D)
Defeated. Bet: 0 D
Austria
Amb Cardinal (208 D)
Defeated. Bet: 30 D
Russia
queenskid123 (25 D)
Defeated. Bet: 30 D
Finished: 10 AM Thu 22 Nov 18 UTC
Featured Highlevel Gunboat
1 days, 12 hours /phase
Pot: 1050 D - Autumn, 1912, Finished
Classic, No messaging, Anonymous players, Draw-Size Scoring, Hidden draw votes
1 excused missed turn
Game won by josemurc (27354 D)
France
josemurc (27354 D)
Won. 18 supply-centers, 17 units
Austria
sirKristof (2 D)
Survived. 6 supply-centers, 6 units
Turkey
Tugster (7967 D)
Survived. 5 supply-centers, 5 units
Russia
swordsman3003 (12662 D (G))
Survived. 5 supply-centers, 5 units
England
Defeated. Bet: 150 D
Italy
Claesar (2645 D Mod)
Defeated. Bet: 150 D
Germany
Valis2501 (2057 D (G))
Defeated. Bet: 150 D
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